There is a mental block or possibly some weird virus that infects almost every dons player the moment they sign the contract that celtic are Brazil 1970 so dont even think about trying to attack or consider competing. Seemed to start appearing around about April 1996 when the tic won 5-0 at Parkhead.
My ex (aussie) used to say a similar virus had infected all scottish sport based on what she witnessed in football, rugby etc when she was here.
Someone needs to get down to the Hampden and Murrayfield physio rooms and pick up some medication for those in red.
Perhaps should the unthinkable happen and a new stadium actually gets built, this virus might stay behind in the remnants of pittodrie free to wreak havoc on all those who live in the new flats eventually leading to a Danny Robins podcast