What the fucks happened to boys these days
Day 1 of primary school rule for boys was never cry or show you were in pain for anything. That was what girls did.
Bleeding nose
Football in the nuts,
Broken leg
Gunshot wound
For fuck sake don't cry!!
At 5s last night there were worse incidents amongst guys aged 16 up to late 40s but only one mouthy cockney made any noise about it and he was eventually 'silenced' by his own team.
I presume that it is now the rule that you must roll around and make out that you've been shot if someone beats you in a game of 'slaps'?
Our old school game of '5s a kicking' probably doesn't last longer that 1 round these days