tom_widdows

Im imagining them casually walking towards the turnstiles after leaving the pub late thinking 'ah fuck all will happen in the first 2mins'

Yon BBC highlights showed fuck all of the game. At times St Mirren were stood still as county one touch passed their way into the box. Also their players were not afraid to take on the defenders and get the byline etc. County switched off for one second and st mirren got their equaliser. Id really hate to see Mawene trying to cope with 1 let alone 3 ross county players bearing down on him.

watched county at the weekend and I think they would rip us apart home or away

His Jean Claude Van Damne impression should have been a red card. Open all mics seemed to be making out that Fyvie was running the show although I was being distracted by Ross County passing St Mirren off the park. Some of their one touch passing was quite scary

I predict the usual scotland penalty in the first 5mins resulting in a 3-0 scoreline and the camera will pan across the crowd who will all clapping and smiling and waving to the TV audience in theta nice middle class way. There will be that little bit of excitment and several people in the pubs will be all 'get that up ya ya english cunts' Then england will run in 3 tries before half time to which the only response will be a couple of penalties or perhaps a drop goal if someone is feeling brave or original. Two more english tries in the second half broken up by a couple more scotland penalties . Then with 5mins to go scotland shall get their consolation try.

And you picked that over the original?

when?

Looks liek quite an impressive crowd at Hampden today. Nothing like a semi to bring everyone out

Actually the full away section holes 5700 (if they give us right up to the 2 tiered stand behind the goal. Either way never assume the crowd is bigger at tannadice because you were overcrowded at the pay at the gate end. Few seasons back it was pay at the gate and they oversold the shed to the extent there were people sitting in the aisles and in the corner parts that dont have any seats. Police atempted to move them to the fairplay stand but the lower tier of that was sold out. Strange and slightly scary seeing parents with young children arguing with stewards because they couldnt find any seats. We also scored early so there were a few injuries.

Not quite as far out but I think its a better strike

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xnitey_www-1goals-com-hearts-1-0-auchinleck-talbot_sport Still dont see this as a fuck up

He came out and would have caught the ball with ease taking the pressure off his team completely rather than his defence simply heading it back to the hearts attack. Instead as he grabbed the ball his defender went in for it with his head and the rest is history.. Keeper may not have shouted or defender couldnt hear the shout due to the crowd noise either way its no ones fault, and its nobodys fuck up either. Just one of those unfortunate things that happen.

Being KO'd by your own defender is a fuck up?

Yes but can you do it 'safetly'?

Anyone actually going to put this into an actual explanation as opposed to the old playground 'if you dont know then we aint telling ya'

Big deal is UEFA along with FIFA are fucking up the domestic leagues to show off their 'permier competition'. A competiton which is getting more elite-ist by the year (actual fans only got about 30% of the tickets for last years final) Does the champions league final not kick off at about 730pm? why the hell the scottish cup final cant be played at 3pm is a mystery to me.

well that will be good should a team North of Perth gets to Hampden

August 2008 - Charlie Mulgrew free kick

unpaid fines? Dangerous driving?

Fucking shetlanders

Uber religious types will base their entire lifestyle, values, morals etc on whatever faith they choose or happen to be brought up in. However it is based on 'faith' and not 'fact' and my theory is in the back of their minds they hold a dark fear that one day someone will find either proof that all religion is a sham or that there is a god but it happens to be the one from a religion you dont follow. Sort of like the matrix would everyone of us have the strength of mind to survive the knowledge that your entire life has been based on a lie? Quote from the film Dogma '“I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. Life should be malleable and progressive, working from idea to idea permits that. Beliefs anchor you to certain points and limit growth. New ideas can't generate. Life becomes stagnant.” '

Having watched this and an actual ladies match I stand by my judgement that football goalkeeping ability is contained within the Y chromosone.

In league (and league cup) games you can allocate what you feel like. Clubs like livingston used to give the OF 3 stands. For scottish cup games you must give minimum 10% of your overall capacity.

Too Big (Feethams capacity on closing was 8500, new stadium was 25000), Middle of nowhere, Insufficient road infrastructure & parking which restricted its capacity to 10,000, Old chairmen was actually quoted as saying the council were partly to blame for the clubs financial demise because they refused to let the stadium be used for such things as car-boot sales, ticket prices went up which coupled with sunderland, newcaslte and Middlesborough maintaining premiership/ championship football whilst darlington went out of the league meant the fans just drifted away. At least out stadium will have roughly the same capacity and the nearest 'biggish' clubs to aberdeen are just as shite as we are