tom_widdows

This prick really is dragging it out til the 12th when he can use whatever happens as part of his 1 year election 'celebration'. The desperation stink is rife but Im now resigned to this 'no deal by accident' and as there is nothing I can do about it I shall perhaps revel in a self harming element of shaudenfraude watching the tories try to gaslight the electorate, Labourites trying to play down their role in this clusterfuck, and playing a game of 'spot the person who voted to leave who had absolutely no idea what it would result in' as the supermarket shelves run out of all the things I never buy. Perhaps the obesity crisis will sort itself out?

AUSTRIA (H) 25 MAR (THURSDAY) ISRAEL (A) 28 MAR (SUNDAY) FAROE ISLANDS (H) 31 MAR (WEDNESDAY) DENMARK (A) 1 SEPT (WEDNESDAY) MOLDOVA (H) 4 SEPT (SATURDAY) AUSTRIA (A) 7 SEPT (THURSDAY) ISRAEL (H) 9 OCT (SATURDAY) FAROE ISLANDS (A) 12 OCT (TUESDAY) MOLDOVA (A) 12 NOV (FRIDAY) DENMARK (H) 15 NOV (MONDAY) 2 home saturday games. Hopefully the last game will be to decide the group winner and runner up........

Israel this generations version of Estonia...or did it just seem like they were always in Scotland's group in the 90s?

Tic making heavy work of Saints. Im past caring about this season as much like Irvine Welsh I find watching games without fans on TV really tedious so resort to checking scores and the occasional 'live text' to get my ceefax/ teletext nostalgia fix. But when either of the OF are suffering its always a laugh.

25 (12 on target) according to the BBC Dons managed 9 (2 on target)

Well done the Kaiser for saving the draw

-60C ergo yer in the antarctic

You filming a remake of 'the Thing'?

He did which got a very short chuckle/ cheer from the 'greatest fans in the world' but that quickly turned to a sea of BOOs when the next chorus of 'Lennon Get Ta Fuck' started. Seem to recall a few Tic fans complaining they coudlnt hear what he said in the end.

Last time I heard that at Celtic Park was the day he retired as a player and took it upon himself to address the crowd at the end of the game. The Tic officials seemingly forgot to tell the cops they should let the Dons fans leave at the final whistle rather than the standard lock in so he got a more entertaining goodbye than planned. Let us all not forget HE'S A WINNER!!!

David Prowse - 85 The Green Cross Code Man, and real Darth Vader

Saints must be raging with that half time score

Diego Maradona - 60 Wonder if he will give God his hand back

It was which is why Marshall stopped to check with the Ref before the celebration As for trying to sub during a penalty shoot out I can't say I knew if it was an official rule but in the 27+ years Ive actually followed football it was always the case that subs had to be done before the ref's final whistle hence bringing on a striker, or even subbing the keeper in In injury time (English playoff final 1996 springs to mind). I'd say there are a few MLS Officials who might find themselves refereeing the USA equivalent of Albion Rovers vs Cowdenbeath for a few months after that episode

The edit button seems to have vanished completely now?

Im trying to avoid former managers after hearing Mcleish give one of the reasons for the national teams improval was it now had rangers players in it. That would be a goalie who won't get a sniff until McGregor retires, and a Dons Youth player...... Anyway I hope the momentum carries onto the Nations league on saturday as victory against the slovaks will see Scotland win the group, further moving up the rankings and banking another playoff spot should it be required. A draw between Israel and the czechs will have the same effect too

I'm bemused why Clarke chose McBurnie. I think the Thumb would have forced the serbs to leave a defender back at all times and would have run his guts out for the last 5mins. McBurnies first action was to shove one of their players to delay a free kick he had given away and he can't seem to control the ball in the middle of the park.

Lot of people went nuts for the one at 0:53 but from my experience as a keeper this one was the better of the two

Shame its too late to stop 'Everybody Loves Raymond'

Shall settle down to see how Boris and Co react to Biden's (apparent) win.

https://twitter.com/Eng_Villarreal/status/1324451456469127174/photo/1 Seems they are still waiting to kick off for the second half. What a difference 45mins makes

BBC seem to be really slow on their website. Following the Guardians feed and they've already called at least 2 states. Now seems to be a selection of tweets about florida in which one moment its 'ooh trump is in trouble', then suddenly its 'ooh hilary was doing better in 2016, Biden better start praying; Thought the UK was bad but FFS the yanks really have a desperatly corrupt and outdated election system. Now saying despite a court ruling at least 300000 votes were posted but wont be delivered therefore wont count.

Does he not have to wait until fans are allowed back into the nou camp and they all start waving white hankies at him before he can actually be sacked?