Pile o' pish
Switched aff after 45
Made the fatal error of switching back o'er from the darts once the "Live Score" advised me we had shocked the football world and actually scored.
Even at that point, I really should have realised that was more likely than the Victims finding a winner was me getting rat arsed on Malbec before I have finished cooking Xmas dinner.
For those that don't quite get that, it has been tradition in our household for the past thirty eight years