BigAl

Who you calling weird min

In hospital after suffering a heart attack. A great player in his early days,and the first million pound transfer in the UK but forever tainted by playing for the Huns around 1987.

Who was in Florida

I'll be spending my time reducing my golf handicap from March to October, and watching the odd bit of junior football during the winter months

Fuck sake min, has the honeymoon period worn off already

Digging yourself a hole there FJ

Congratulations to Ross County A welcome addition to the SPL

Drewsome hasn't been seen on here for a year

Only one word is required: [move]CUNT[/move]

Was going to go to the Virgin Islands, but I can't remember what one of them looks like

Eleven days to go, and I'm off to Turkey Few days down south in July, and then head to the Canaries or similar in October

Agree with the two parts above. I am one of those who feel strongly enough about what happens to the Huns (if found guilty of dual contracts etc) that would like to see them wiped of the face of the earth, or at least sentenced to years in the wilderness in their reincarnated form. To escape scotfree (in footballing terms) simply isn't an option. Do unto them as they have done to the rest of us for years and years and lets exploit their weakness to get our way

Fair play to you FJ, its bad enough standing up to speak in public, never mind actually try and make folk laugh. You do it for the love of it, or to gain the experience ? P.S You got an agent

Capable of writing the odd nice song as well

Failed goalkeeper, failed striker.....are we going to be stupid enough to give him a new contract as a central defender........don't bet against it as nice cheap option for us

Two words: OH FUCK ‘Willie Miller can help me make it big with Aberdeen FC’ Legend aiding ‘defender’ Josh Magennis By Charlie Allan JOSH Magennis has revealed he has turned to Aberdeen FC great Willie Miller for help as he fights to stay at Pittodrie. The 21-year-old has been capped for Northern Ireland playing as a goalkeeper and a striker and the majority of his 50 appearances for Aberdeen FC over the last two years have been as a forward. So it will have surprised many of the 183 fans to see Magennis turning out at centre-back as they saw off Peterhead 2-0 in a friendly at Balmoor.

You have a point Bobby, but only rules in Scotland. Even the filth are fucked on this occassion. There is no way that UEFA will make an exception for them. Rangers to UEFA are an insignificant little club in the context of today's European club football.

Apparently they've turned down an offer from West Brom for the tosser that tried to cripple Milsom. Also the boy from Sale RFC whatever his name has tabled another bid.....not bad considering they made such an issue about the closing date being at least a fortnight ago.

Whilst not currently in Scotland, and particularily not at Aberdeen (thank fuck) see Alex Miller hasn't taken long to be found out in Russia. Five games in and one win, one draw and three defeats and he is under pressure to resign his post. Quoted in the Express as saying he has no intention of doing so however.

That and the Manager of the Month wee Broon got will be the only things we'll be winning this season I fear

Is Miller catching 40 zzzzzzzzz's

By fook, its grim up north

Sammy Hagar - Loud & Clear By fuck this takes me right back MBT - You listen to any Hagar or Montrose

In or Oot: In Pre-Matcher: Driving Match: West Stand Post Matcher: Golfing Prediction: Misery and Heartache

Cannae be arsed trawling back through all the pages on here, but I said that as well Jager....... I'll be off to work on my golf handicap and watch the odd bit of junior fitba during the winter months