BigAl

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/man-jumps-1-63m-standing-start-172902936.html Fucking hell

Agree with all you say, apart from the Tattie Muncher part......if a league organisation is fucking corrupt stupid enough to allow club's to cancel a game in favour of a friendly after the season has started then surely all clubs should be thinking opportunity for a quick buck, therefore if ourselves and the other ten in the SPL are too fucking stupid to take advantage then hell mend us. Doesn't make it right, but there to be exploited by all.

Incredible....could make a film out of that

Difficult to argue with that comment

Ah you've missed my point mate Given recent performances from him, thought he'd called time a couple of years ago

Is this an old quote

Mike Oldfield - Tubular Bells

Have you sorted her out yet ?

Who hasn't played the game in the departure lounge of looking around and picking out the fatties you hope aren't sat either behind you, in front of you or God forbid next to you

Deep Purple - Made in Japan (disc 2)

Slighty off at a tangent, but the common word is tax.......absolutely in favour of this, make the fat bastards stump up This week an academic in Norway proposed a “pay as you weigh” scheme that would see airlines charging overweight fliers more to help recoup the cost of the extra fuel required to carry them. In the Journal of Revenue and Pricing Management, Bharat P Bhatta suggested three methods: a straightforward price per kilogram; a fixed low fare, with heavier passengers paying a surcharge and lighter passengers being offered a discount; or the introduction of three bands – heavy, normal and light, with passengers charged accordingly. His suggestions received the backing of 48 per cent of those questioned in a poll by the website Holiday Extras. The plans received slightly more support among men, with 51 per cent in favour, compared to 43 per cent of women. “Sitting next to a large person on a plane can sometimes reduce the space that you have to relax,” said James Lewis of Holiday Extras. “If we have to pay extra for excess baggage, maybe we should pay extra for excess body weight.” The problem of passenger obesity has become an increasingly pertinent issue for airlines in recent years. Adult obesity rates in the UK have almost quadrupled in the last quarter of a century, with around 22 per cent of Britons now considered obese. That compares to around 14 per cent of the European Union’s adult population, and more than 32 per cent of Americans. “I think the simplest way to implement this would be for passengers to declare their weight when buying a plane ticket,” Dr Bhatta of Fjordane University College told The Daily Telegraph. “This would save time and eliminate expense. At the airport airlines could randomly select passengers and if they lied about their weight they would have to pay the fat fare and a penalty.” Ian Yeoman, the editor of the Journal, endorsed Dr Bhatta’s proposal. "For airlines, every extra kilogram means more expensive jet fuel must be burned, which leads to CO2 emissions and financial cost," he said. "As the airline industry is fraught with financial difficulties, marginally profitable and has seen exponential growth in the last decade, maybe they should be looking to introduce scales at the check-in."

Deep Purple - Made In Japan (Disc 1 )

Royally fucked Really don't know why I bother watching this shit

Belguim have just taken the lead in their game thereby ensuring we are officially out as things stand

I rest my case unfortunately.....just put the ball in Row FUCKING Z

Not really unexpected though

Charlie Adam - £10m Mental

Yes and whilst a number of their supporters were out and out cunts over JC, still wouldn't wish this on them

Pretty fair analysis

Gary Caldwell 55 caps One word How

In a word "fucked" Der Hun was one thing, this is totally another and not good news for Scottish football in general

Probably had a right few of these

Ah Al in 69 scandal Vaguely remember the days

Guess you wouldn't need to worry about when your next attack is coming P.S for the avoidance of any doubt, my original comment was firmly tongue in cheek.

Ah fuck, if only we'd waited