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See when I come up to play it, can I pretend to be one of you local lads to get cheaper round Bit more expensive than Royal Troon and you only get one round as opposed to the two rounds you get in Troon GREEN FEES Monday 16th April until Thursday 6th September £175: Day tariff. 1 round on the Old Course + 1 round on Portland Course £115: PGA Rate Tee times: Monday 16th April until Thursday 23rd August Old Course 9.00 to 10.30 and 2.30 to 4.00 Portland Course 9.00 to 10.30 and 2.30 to 4.00 Monday 27th August until Thursday 6th September Old Course and Portland Course 9.00 to 10.30 and 2.00 to 3.30 £130: 1 round on the Old Course (only during period below) £ 90: PGA Rate Tee times: Monday 17th September until Thursday 18th October Old Course only 9.00 to 10.30

Well thank you Craig, my day has just got so much better reading that. Was just wondering when the "I'm to blame", "Sorry for the fans", "We'll put it right on Saturday" sort of stories were going to start Here's a tip, how about just shutting the fuck up, rip a few new arseholes behind the scenes, and just getting on with the job you're paid to do. Without wishing to tip anyone over the edge, but am I right in thinking we gave Chris Clark a three year deal when he came back

Agreed. Told you there might be a bigger job coming up in a few weeks. Anyone daft enough to take it, would surely run the risk of being sectioned under the Mental Health Act though.

My feelings exactly........ Ground share with Cove is about all we'll soon need.

Only fingered Thought your lads got well and truely rogered

Did anyone hang about listening to Radio Scotland to hear Brown's words of wisdom

OUT end of....

Was toying with going to Fir Park on Saturday, but why the fuck should I bother These cunts involved in the club, obviously don't

Disgusted Just got in on time for penalty shoot out. Simply can't say anything such is my rage. This is the worst result in domestic football for us during my lenghty time of following Aberdeen. The knives will be getting sharpened as we speak

Nice one Bobby, you've obviously worked them hard in pre season. Keep up the good work Might be a job coming up for you shortly if this continues

Excellent post TLG. I still get seriously pissed off thinking back to Miller's interview in the minutes after the Copenhagen victory where he repeatedly stated that progress into the last 32 was such an achievement that the purse strings would be loosened to allow some quality to be brought in. Know I'm getting on and that, but can someone tell me where I missed it please ? Next Saturday we're at Murderwell, haven't missed a visit there for years, but seriously doubt whether I'll bother next Saturday. Enthusiasm at an all time low after well over forty years of following them through thick and thin

Mmmm, could you possibly stay away for the next few weeks and let us climb the league a bit

Please advise what you've been tippling upon as I'd love some of it

Out Golfing Listening Drinking 2-1 Us 7,889 (24 of which will be Killie supporters)

Nope, not yet, just past the part where the story has broken about him banging his secretary

Pretty gutted TBH Finished 2-0 Really hoped for better from Athletico

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YNciq0br74&feature=related

What the man said

I therefore rest my case Imagine being lucky enough to have a striker who had already scored three league goals

Know exactly fit your saying, but can't help saying I'd still of taken him to Pittodrie in the summer. Might be a total cunt, but bet we wouldn't be sitting on two goals scored after seven games played

Funnily enough, that was exactly what I said to my younger son when he told me the news about half four this afternoon Having said that, he might have held a gun to ur head and said two year deal or no deal

Keith ate all the pies