BigAl

About time for a new name to come to the fore, so here goes ALLEGEDLY Shayden Morris, Fleetwood Town, 20 year old forward with a professional career total of two goals in thirty one appearances.

Bassey sells for £19.8million upfront PLUS SUBSTANTIAL add ons Aye, fucking right he does Pushing the boundaries of fiction even further than they did with the alleged £16m up front for Paterson and the hordes are thick enough to swallow swallow it Deluded cunts the lot of them

Lopes is a full internationalist. Don't disagree with the rest of what you said about him

Suspect he could be the new Eugene Dadi in more ways than one

What a stupid prediction Rico Eight different scorers seriously

Nice finish from Vinnie

Whatever do you mean Jute ?

Bizarrely Baggy that was pretty much my first thought when I read about it

So is this the 2022 equivalent of being sent to Coventry

Club reporting we have signed a two year partnership with the Icelandic Club. Not really sure what to make of this one to be honest unless we're looking to bring some young talent in from the cold

Out Work Stream ? Bed 1-2 (Kennedy & Duk)

Duk https://twitter.com/AberdeenFC/status/1547959596920188930?s=20&t=6q7qz2Rw0lio03PhCM4mSg

Great news. Haven't seen him play yet but believe he is built like a brick shithouse.

Also McLennan and £5m and I could go for that, otherwise tell the manky bastards to get to fuck

Agreed. I have absolutely no idea why we would do that

Yep look orange to me as well

Matty Kennedy goal https://twitter.com/AberdeenFC/status/1547536391583674368?s=20&t=TrP1cEddNx0wcXWef26zDg

Not really sure how there can have been any doubt as to the scorer of our opening goal last night https://twitter.com/AberdeenFC/status/1547483536734633984?s=20&t=TrP1cEddNx0wcXWef26zDg

Wasn't sure you'd bite Panda, but you didn't disappoint

Club twitter account reports it as McCrorie. Don't trust these BBC cunts so believed our twitter

1.0 McCrorie

Think it pretty selfish of you to not live stream the game for those of us that can't be there tonight

Greg "fucking" Wylde

Agreed Jute. Thought he might get the last thirty minutes or so.