Okay I'll bite.
Biggest crowd I saw at the Scottish Open last week was following the Monty match. He's very popular with anyone that isn't an arsehole.
Very sad news. An all round decent bloke by all accounts.
There will no doubt be plenty of tributes this week during the Open. I grew him up listening to him and Alliss.
Rumours circulating that Gordon Brown is going to make a statement saying his phone and personal bank account have been hacked, but its the Sunday Times this time. Possible statement at 4.30.
EDIT: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/im-a-hacking-victim-too-gordon-brown-to-say-2311980.html