Kowalski

Mickey Mouse cup. This is worth a watch though:

It's been a damn sight better than the Copa Del Rey final!

Crikey, Spurs v Arsenal has started nicely. 3 goals in the first 12 minutes!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/jonathanstevenson/2011/04/real_v_barca_teams_of_the_cent.html Real Madrid team of the century: Barcelona team of the century: I think he's got that right (certainly the Barca team IMHO).

Rule 47(b). "The previous player's club is not entitled to any money if the player in question is pish."

I can't see what harm would have been caused with a trip to the likes of Leeds, Millwall or Cardiff!

I think a British Cup would be great and would potentially put bums on seats.

Mine came to about £900. Mostly athletics finals, swimming, cycling and the football final.

Vote now expected in May: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13119567.stm

The website has been updated and tickets are now on sale: http://www.northernlightsfestival.co.uk/

I thought it was a stone wall penalty and a red card, as per the current rules. That doesn't mean I endorse the last man red-card rule though, obviously.

Dalglish telling Wenger to piss off: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRoemE8XFSM

The players should know the rules though.

Cracking grand prix this morning. One of the best I've seen in quite a while.

Game over

Considine, what a stupid cunt.

Stonewaller!

1643: Goal for Fernando Torres! DISALLOWED! Ouch. The Spaniard is played through by Florent Malouda and he rounds the keeper and slots in well... but the official's flag is raised for offside. It was marginal, but probably the right decision.

A brutal match but Murray is storming the second set. Looks like it'll go to a third.

Monte Carlo Masters Semi v Nadal is on Sky Sports 3 this afternoon: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/13101650.stm Expected to be on at around 2pm.

Tickets are £99 including fees: http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/Seaton-Park-tickets-Aberdeen/venue/443938