Kowalski

Van der Vaart is just great. Straight back from injury and pops up with 2 goals.

Almost finished Giles Foden's "Last King of Scotland". Been a brilliant read so far. I noted that the film deviates a fair bit from the book, and finished a lot earlier in the story from the book. For some light relief I am also reading The Thick of It: The Missing DoSAC Files (a xmas present!). Funny as fuck so far!

Launching an appeal according to some of this morning's papers.

Royle Family back to its former glory. Much better than last Xmas.

What a terrible day of TV so far today. Chances of the Royle Family saving the day?!

That's my view as well.

Good. He's a prize cunt Fucking amount of tax payers money that has been spent cause of him. I'm no fan of Murdoch but Sheridan can fuck off. PS I've had a few

Stoney. Jimmy's gone, get over it.

It was one of the P&J boys. I forget his name. Andrew Considine couldn't be arsed helping.

It wasn't brilliant but the Middle East one looks great!

Fuck me. First time out in the car for a while, and the roads are shocking. I got stuck down near Pittodrie and needed a shove from a journalist - not Charlie Allan

With some of the score lines in La Liga this season, it's beginning to look like a silly league again. Yes, the quality is excellent and you normally get great football, but the top of the EPL is putting La Liga to shame at the moment. Sadly.

Seebass?

Don't know.

A young girl goes to see Santa. Santa says "My you're very tall" She says "Yes I'm 16" He says "That's OK, Santa talks to all children. What do you want for Christmas?" She says "I'm quite embarrassed to ask." "Don't be silly" say Santa. She says "I want some hairs on my fanny!" Santa says "Do you mind if they are white?"

They're building a supporters bar inside one corner of the ground.

No, I sent you a PM

I just sent you a test PM, did you get it?

Enjoy Munich?

He can easily be added if anybody wants. There are two "Others" - are they both for JC?

Only if Milne pulls all the right strings.

Watched the latest John Pilger documentary, about the media's role in war. Some of it is quite astonishing. The last 20 minutes showing the footage of the helicopter attack on innocent people in Baghdad is enough to make your blood boil! http://www.itv.com/itvplayer/video/?Filter=198443

The girl married to Callum's brother reckons Hibs and Aberdeen are interested in him. His contract is up at the end of this season but may well get offered another contract.

Did you steal the AFC Chat server?