Kowalski

Decent shout. There are some candidates out there if we need them. I'd even take George Burley (very good club record before anybody starts!).

1 point from 18

Derek Adams

Leitch sent to the stand

Currently 0-1 Hearts. BBC website stats says we've had 42% possession and 0 shots on target (Hearts have had 4). As things stand we'll be 3 points off the bottom.

I noticed that too! Not surprised by the survey though.

At first I thought the sunglasses and counselling being offered to the Chilean miners was a bit OTT. Can spending months in a deep, dark, smelly hole really leave you blind and with mental problems? Then I remembered Harvey Price.

Meant to include this. This is the draft schedule where I spotted Hampden: http://media.ticketmaster.com/og/en-gb/img/sys/tournament/london2012/olyschedule.pdf

http://media.ticketmaster.com/og/en-gb/img/sys/tournament/london2012/olyticketprice.pdf Some highlights: There's football at Hampden! Tickets for final of men's 100M range from £50 - £725! Womens Beach Vollyeball from £20

I was at the ICT game and there were no oustanding perfomers for the Dons.

I wonder if the final chapter will explain why he appears to have put on 5 stone since hanging up his boots!

Derek Young?

BBC4's A History of Horror. Great stuff. Its a three part series, part one was this week.

Watched The Crazies last night. Thought it was pretty good but not scary in the slightest!

I Sky+'d it, any good?

Webber's championship to lose now. Can't see Button or Hamilton winning it. Kobayashi is rapidly becoming my favourite driver, he's very entertaining!

Paton's red card has been successfully appealed: http://www.afc.co.uk/articles/20101009/michael-paton-wins-appeal-_2212158_2179610

An Idiot Abroad has been very good, last week's one was very funny.

Well done Hannah Miley from Inverurie who won gold in the 400m medley.

Zander Diamond = laughing stock. We should punt him if I thought we might somehow manage to get a semi decent replacement for him.

How about Carrick for Neale Cooper??

Two couples on holiday, and husbands Jim and Dave decide to try and get their ladies to wife swap. Amazingly they agree but Jim knows hiw wife is on her time of the month so he has got one up on Dave. They agree that at breakfast they'll tap the spoon on the table to show however many times they shagged the other's missus. Next morning Jim grins and taps the table twice, looks across at Dave who smiles then taps once on the jam and three times on the Nutella!

Going to a pub in the Holburn Street area straight from work to watch the Scotland game!