Its got to be the Bayern game in 1983, Pittodrie's greatest ever night, full of unbelievable tension, entertainment, thrills, and my favourite ever Aberdeen goal!
One of our youth players is going to be captaining the Victory Shield team:
http://www.afc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/clubNewsDetail/0,,10284~1811933,00.html
Inability to hit a cow's arse with a banjo perhaps?
Knocked out of two cup competitions already perhaps? One of which being are worst European result in history.
Fish for your tea methinks.