Kowalski

If the away leg is first, then there's only a week between the 2nd leg of the 2nd qualifying round, and our match, which makes it pretty tricky to get time off and arrange the trip. Secretly hoping we get some minnow in the middle of nowhere, that we can hump, and get a good tie in the next round.

Willie Miller in today's P&J:

I take it he returned to Man City?

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This picture appears to be doing the rounds on email today.

Am I being incredibly dumb or is it not available on the online shop yet?

Had a day at T in the Park on Sunday. What a shit hole, the place was a tip as soon as the arena opened - cronic shortage of bins. My mate got hit with a pint of piss in the Slam tent. Have to say, Rockness has T in the Park for facilities, cleanliness, choice of food and drink, toilets, atmosphere, location, Ned-count, value for money, in fact everything. Even the line-up was better at Rockness (I prefer something more eclectic). Blur were very, very good though.

Got a day ticket to Nedstock tomorrow, only going to see Blur again as they were superb at Glastonbury. Not much else on the line-up tomorrow is of much interest.

Muddy?

This is more like it!

Got mine a few weeks ago

Did you ever hear his tribute to Mother Theresa when she died? "Sandles in the bin"

I'm fed up of our manager spouting shite to the press. Anyway, doesn't look like we'll be signing him anyway.

I blame the centre circle of life.

Death in Vegas - All That Glitters

By the way Dave, there's Something About The Way You Look Tonight.

They should have settled it with a punch up. Saturday night's alright for fighting.

Surely midget porn is a lot smaller to download?

If he does well, we'll maybe get a plaque put up to honour him.

Superstar Tradesman

I think I'll just brush that pun aside.