Kowalski

Had a day at T in the Park on Sunday. What a shit hole, the place was a tip as soon as the arena opened - cronic shortage of bins. My mate got hit with a pint of piss in the Slam tent. Have to say, Rockness has T in the Park for facilities, cleanliness, choice of food and drink, toilets, atmosphere, location, Ned-count, value for money, in fact everything. Even the line-up was better at Rockness (I prefer something more eclectic). Blur were very, very good though.

Got a day ticket to Nedstock tomorrow, only going to see Blur again as they were superb at Glastonbury. Not much else on the line-up tomorrow is of much interest.

Muddy?

This is more like it!

Got mine a few weeks ago

Did you ever hear his tribute to Mother Theresa when she died? "Sandles in the bin"

I'm fed up of our manager spouting shite to the press. Anyway, doesn't look like we'll be signing him anyway.

I blame the centre circle of life.

Death in Vegas - All That Glitters

By the way Dave, there's Something About The Way You Look Tonight.

They should have settled it with a punch up. Saturday night's alright for fighting.

Surely midget porn is a lot smaller to download?

If he does well, we'll maybe get a plaque put up to honour him.

Superstar Tradesman

I think I'll just brush that pun aside.

Aye, they were superb at Glastonbury also

FJMG

Calderwood?

Mrs Slocum dead.

Was this filmed in Hotel Metro?

Stewart McKimmie?

Middle of the bench?