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Never mind that! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4A50EHwCjY [move] [/move]

I'd definitely be up for an expansion of the SPL. The top six split is shite, and too many teams are involved in relegation fights each season. A league of 16, 18 or 20 would do for me!

How about a supporting card of an ex-player takes on a fan? e.g. McKimmie could take on somebody from the south stand...

1. Smith - brilliant times, ended abruptly 2. Calderwood - just needs a trophy, soon 3. W Miller - fantastic football 4. Porterfield - given the team he inherited, should have done a lot better, but was always on a hiding to nothing 5. Skovdahl - some nice highs but some terrible lows 6. Aitken - will never forgive him for binning Irvine and Booth at the time we were needing players who played for the shirt 7. A Miller - useless 8. Paterson - embarrassing

In/Oot - Shake it all aboot! Pre-match - Doing a long run tomorrow morning for half marathon training so off the drink Stand - RDS Lower Post-match - Feet up Prediction - 1-0 Dons, Aluko

Here's the list of permanent managers since Sir Alex Ferguson: Ian Porterfield Alex Smith Willie Miller Roy Aitken Alex Miller Ebbe Skovdahl Steve Paterson Jimmy Calderwood Rank the above in order of how well you think they have done.

Yep, can't blame the money men for 7-0 humpings. Ebbe was a top bloke, I had a lot of time for him. Two cup finals and a great trip to Berlin, but quite a lot of his results were absolutely woeful, far worse than under Calderwood, which is a shame as he was a popular guy and quite witty. People talk about the highs and lows under Calderwood, but the gap between the highs and lows under Ebbe were far greater (sadly) - mainly because the lows were just so low! Still, he was better than Pele!

Me too. Obviously it was a bunch of part-timers he was up against, but he strolled through it.

Agreed. Mizer - are you sure these aren't there normal prices?

Was never a fan, but christ his goal scoring record puts the collective record of our current strikers to shame.

Aslong as they remember to get somebody else to provide their sample when they're drug tested.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/7898472.stm

Boy from RAF Kinloss on BBC News said they could have survived in the water for a couple of hours. He also said the helicopter is floating on water currently.

Great news!

If its down under then you push the windows open. If its on water you get out on to life rafts.

I've been out on these helicopters. I think the survival suits would help you last longer than a few minutes, even in winter?

Balls. Not good. No word on which installation it was!?

C'mon Bertie, you know you want to!

So playing players out of position no longer bothers you?

If you listen closely, you'll hear the sound of some goalposts being shifted

Not me, but I thought he played alright.

The boy sitting next to me at the game seemed to get Vidal and Sone mixed up all night.

Agreed Miller denied him his chance, but you're suggesting Pawlett for right back or striker?

Miller just shades it for me. Aluko, Mulgrew, Vidal also played very well.