Kowalski

Great news!

If its down under then you push the windows open. If its on water you get out on to life rafts.

I've been out on these helicopters. I think the survival suits would help you last longer than a few minutes, even in winter?

Balls. Not good. No word on which installation it was!?

C'mon Bertie, you know you want to!

So playing players out of position no longer bothers you?

If you listen closely, you'll hear the sound of some goalposts being shifted

Not me, but I thought he played alright.

The boy sitting next to me at the game seemed to get Vidal and Sone mixed up all night.

Agreed Miller denied him his chance, but you're suggesting Pawlett for right back or striker?

Miller just shades it for me. Aluko, Mulgrew, Vidal also played very well.

They both looked okay but it had become a training exercise by the time they came on, so they never got a chance to impress much.

Played well tonight, took his goal well. Foster was his usual self!

Just in. It was a stroll in the park. Game was over with the sending off, but the keeper didn't give the ref much choice. We played well and were in complete control. Some decent goals - not sure if Wright's was deliberate or not but it looked good. Aluko and Miller probably our best players. Just as well Maguire scored as his attempts before and after his goal were shocking, particularly the one on one with the keeper that landed in row M! If he's been credited with two goals then the first looked like an O.G. from the keeper for me. Decent sized crowd - looked about 10K which is not bad. I could be wrong though!

Maybe you should take up running?

John A. Glover-Kind - I Do Like To be Beside the Seaside

Spot on, with all your points above! Should be a cracking weekend.

What a great idea for a slogan on a t-shirt!

I was under the impression we'd switched to 2-4-4 at some point in the second half? (perhaps too late?)

I've just seen Mackie's goal on the BBC highlights. Wow, that's best goal he's scored for us. It was a belter!

VIP camping is a waste of money IMHO. You get your own tent already set up and fenced off area to camp in, with your own toilets but its not worth it. Last year Rockness had the cleanest bogs I've seen at a festival, so your own private toilets didn't really make much difference. I suggest you camp with the masses unless you have money to burn. Confirmed artists: Friday 12th June The Flaming Lips Boom Monk Ben The Revenge Saturday 13th June Basement Jaxx Orbital Dizzee Rascal Ali Herron Wave Machines Sunday 14th June The Prodigy Placebo Biffy Clyro The Wombats Erol Alkan Rob da Bank Others confirmed Super Furry Animals Pete Tong David Guetta Zane Lowe DJ Yoda Crookers Brodinski

I don't know if they are strict on underagers, but I have to say the food on offer at the festival is superb - really good quality stuff in the Argyle Food tent. Also got lots of decent drink, including real ale. You won't get in to the arena from the campsite with much booze on you. I'd probably spend £100-£150 in three days mostly on booze, and some food in the arena.