Kowalski

What's 20 foot long and wraps round a cunt? A turban.

Produced some of the tracks on the new Primal Scream album!

Formula for calculating the number of weeks a player at Pittodrie is out injured: n = x / (y + z) Where x is the number of weeks reported in the Evening Express (e.g. 6). Where y is the best estimate from the Pittodrie physios. Where z is the roll of a dice.

Karl Bartos - 15 Minutes of Fame

What does the 'Z' stand for?

Agree on both points!

You might want to add Smith to the list...?

Latest... ZC Zwolle 0 Aberdeen 1 McDonald 54 mins

Definitely!

The Sabres of Paradise - Smokebelch II

+1 Some of his performances were so lacklustre the paramedics were following him round with a stretcher. I hope I'm not wrong, but I cannae see him coming back to haunt us.

I don't care who we've played tonight, its good to get some goals and get some confidence back, we have more challenging friendlies coming up.

Did you think this thread was going to be about you?

Nor forgetting two foul throws in the same match!

Alabama 3 - Hello...I'm Johnny Cash

Aye, it was Egypt last year.

Fergie did it, didn't he?

Men's or women's department?

To me, he's a scapegoat to a lot of fans and always will be (not necessarily to you Reekie) who has a better scoring record than Lee Miller. He's not a brilliant player but we're stuck with him for the time being.