Kowalski

Primal Scream - Uptown

The Ultras will be out to get you after all your slatings on the forums!

I might come along and watch if you boys are promising a blood bath!

32 games.

In the Man With The Golden Gun, Scaramanga had three nipples!

Be thankful you're not Scaramanga from The Hat.

Aye, a league system with 3 points for a win, 1 point for a draw and 0 points for a loss is something I've always thought was silly.

What about the one that came off the back of Mackie's head? Was that in the league? We could flood the competition with votes for that, for a laugh.

I doubt it. Have you seen his missus?

Probably from the official end of year results then they are published.

Yep, so consider yourself on your first warning!

These quotes were lifted from a story in last week's EE.

Perhaps the 265K is just prize money?

162. Kluivert signs for Aberdeen

Pittodrie Bar postcode doesn't count as your home.

The distances above are "as the crow flies" and the same as this site: http://www.freemaptools.com/distance-between-uk-postcodes.htm

Yeah I was dubious about the distances too, perhaps its "as the crow flies".

http://www.hopewiser.com/cgi-bin/proximity.cgi 0.82 miles Aberdeen Football Club 57.23 miles Dundee United Football Club 83.41 miles Inverness CT Football Club 91.68 miles Hibernian Football Club 94.24 miles Heart Of Midlothian Football Club 101.59 miles Falkirk Football Club 118.99 miles Motherwell Football Club 120.84 miles Celtic Football Club 123.31 miles Rangers Football Club 126.40 miles ST Mirren