Saw Kevin Bridges last night. Thought he was very good but wouldn't say he was excellent, I've seen better. Seemed a strange night, I don't know if he has been saying the "Don't worry I'll say something funny" line throughout his tour or if it was just last night?
There was a young dentist called Stone
Who saw all his patients alone
In a fit if depravity
He filled the wrong cavity
Good Lord! How his practice has grown!
Poems?
There was a young woman from Australia
Who thought all men were a failure
So she laid on her back
And opened her crack
And in backed a lorry and trailer
Although I hate Levein, its not up to Fletcher whether he starts or not, it's up to the manager. Hopefully Levein sees sense and starts him. Levein should welcome being in the squad, and hopefully selected to start on merit.
Took three episodes but I have warmed to The Thick of It. Peter Mannion has been outstanding, very funny.
Still hoping some of the old characters will return before the end of the series - Jamie or Julian would be nice!
These are seemingly un-aired out-takes from HIGNFY when Jimmy Saville was on:
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt
It's quite a read. No idea if those quotes are true but seemingly it's been on the net for quite a while now.
I can't normally abide Poulter but when it comes to the Ryder Cup, he is this generation's Seve or Monty.
Cracking nights entertainment. What a year of sport it's been!
Good news for schoolgirl Megan Stammers. She has passed her French oral exam.
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The highs and lows of being a teacher....
One day you're reading the register, the next day you're on it!!!!
Does it? I personally cannot abide the top six/bottom six split, and I doubt it's not a coincidence that the national team hasn't qualified for a major tournament since the SPL was formed. I still think we need a complete overhaul of Scottish football.
But not if it benefits newco!