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Actor, DJ, your talents are endless...

Yeah, ferry nuff, imagine selling out and making an advert...

It is when other folks jump aboard. By the way, try harder at taking the piss...

And the second bandwagon is off and running...

Ah, but there's the problem, people don't like looking at the big picture...

Racist

Because you're both gayers?

Happy now? Ronaldo is best. LOLZ On-topic - JDV should be offered a one year contract with the option of a further year (or two) if he plays an agreed amount of games in that season.

Ronaldo is the best player in the world. Plain and simple. I'm guessing that you're trying to put forward the argument that Lionel Messi is in fact better, but it's too early in this current season to suggest that. So in conclusion, the current best player in the world that is actually playing, winning trophies for himself and his team is Cristiano Ronaldo of Manchester United. The calendar year being January 1st 2008 until December 31st 2008 which only finished 5 days ago. The winner of said trophy was Cristiano Ronaldo. I'll let you work out the rest...

Who's the wee traitor boy?

I wasn't aware they were still playing...

Maybe this time...

Ballon d'Or: 2008 And anyway, in case you missed it as well (as Motty did), my point was that Ronaldo is the best player in the world. Not from a particular season, just the best player in the world full-stop.

Think these c*nts are going to become our bogey team...

Not only do you look like John Motson...

I was referring to the best player in the world.

Aye, you're right, it was pretty shoddy actually... FIFPro World XI: 2007–08 PFA Players' Player of the Year: 2007–08 PFA Fans' Player of the Year: 2007–08 PFA Premier League Team of the Year: 2007–08 FWA Footballer of the Year: 2007–08 Barclays Player of the Season: 2007–08 Barclays Golden Boot: 2007–08 Barclays Merit Award: 2007–08 European Golden Shoe: 2007–08 UEFA Club Forward of the Year: 2007–08 UEFA Club Footballer of the Year: 2007–08 FIFPro World Player of the Year: 2007–08 Ballon d'Or: 2008 Premier League: 2007–08 UEFA Champions League: 2007–08 FIFA Club World Cup: 2008 We'll just ignore his injury/ankle surgery as well.

You know I know... I didn't say the best player in Spain, I said the world...

Old age does that I guess...

Nope, just a little ironic that you can't spell the name of the best player in the world after slagging people who don't know anything about football.

Hearts are fairly taking the game onto new levels with this tactic...

The irony...

Everything about it is brilliant. Is he Catholic? I want to know what he was talking about when he said etc. Human nature, absolute classic! At least now? Didn't Aberdeen have one of the most notorious groups of casuals in the 80s? This guy is awesome too.

This is my favourite post ever.

Fart club?