rocket_scientist

Not surprising. I switched over to Jools after Bilic’s interview. It was so bad. A dead man limping. He was surprisingly stupid, a very broken man. He wasn’t even incoherent. He just couldn’t think straight. Poor bastard.

And predictably, some cunt in a red shirt will get a winner. Edit: for the avoidance of doubt, I meant an AFC late winner!

Predictably, the man who AFC rejected as a teenager, gets the equaliser.

There is no argument that the AFC points haul is significantly improved under McInnes over the previous years, when it was arguably as bad as it has ever been in my lifetime so that supports your view. However, are we a good football team or has the overall standard declined? A valid question, I’m sure you’ll agree. When we beat Dundee 2-0 at Pittodrie, we were really shite that day and Dundee - unsurprisingly given the scoreline - were off the scale of shiteness. There are countless other wins in recent years when AFC have picked up the points against utterly crap opposition. The continual collapses v. Celtic are more a mental thing in my opinion, a symptom of a deeper weakness running through our club. I think it’s dangerous and kidding ourselves if we don’t recognise how bad Scottish football has become. The Killie draw at home was a shocker, Motherwell thrashed us in the cup (reacted very well to the narrow defeat days earlier, unlike McInnes) and even though I wasn’t at Murrayfield I heard it on the radio and we were very lucky to get a draw, thanks to Lewis. I don’t take any comfort from the fact we can beat most of the SPFL. We’re just not a very good football team and incapable of doing anything in Europe, ever at this rate. I think we would struggle to survive in the English Championship and would never have been good enough to get promoted out of the league for the whole of this century.

I knew of him and noticed the job he did at Chelsea as 2IC, probably before you were born!

I think Clarke would do a better job than McInnes has done at AFC. He is the ONLY manager working in Scotland just now I would be happy to see at us.

My thoughts too. I think he would DEFINITELY go if offered and I’m surprised they’ve not knocked yet. This is a good thing. It means they truly are in another financial mess. I would prefer to see a better manager than DM at AFC but if I was giving RFC advice, I would give the job to Murty.

You like? I was the cunt shouting Jolly Fucker in the intervals between every song until they played it. I loved it and I love them. Never seen a bad gig at that venue.

Maybe he was just trying to be polite. Which has never been a crime. But yes, can be very annoying. Key here is not to be obsessed. I've attended three quarters of a thousand AFC games but I wouldn't describe myself as obsessed. Once upon a time in the Royal Granite Dreichness, I may have described myself so. But obsession with something over which you have no control is not just fruitless but dangerous to ones mental health and delegation of responsibility for something so personal will never do. PS: I've never counted them. It won't be exact. I'm not an anorak. It will be over 700 but less than 800.

The problem with Jurgen Klopp is one of ego. He’s never a top manager. He loves the camera too much.

Sane and De Bruyne are phenomenal. They are the main men for the team I think will walk the EPL. Kane and Alli are a fantastic combination of course but Citeh are a far more complete team. When De Bruyne runs from the halfway line with the ball at his feet, he is consistently capable of doing something. Beautiful to watch.

I didn’t know that. Interesting. If I was half my age and learned this, I might have considered this a problem. It was only in the last couple of years when I tripped over 50% of my life living in the NE. I was born in ARI. I’ve been back in Abz for the last 12 years and I always thought I would want to die here. My wife and I are getting out of NE Scotland at the first opportunity, which won’t be before 2019. I certainly have no issue with the fact that he didn’t relocate his family. I don’t blame him.

Btw for all you watching Aberdonians that post in AFC webchatspeaksites.....that mutant retard rocket_scientist is telling all you gullible sheepshaggers that Deeek is a dead cert for RFC new manager. Everything that chunt predicts the polar opposite happens :laughing: I must say that I'm a bit amazed that there's been no news on the hun cunt front. In his defence, the walloper rocket may have been guilty of expressing the worst case scenario as a guard against it actually happening? Although fuck knows what goes on his heid. I've been his legal guardian for forty odd years and I've nae idea. Stand free. Colin.

Because what you post, the words you attempt to use and the polluted thoughts you express reveals nothing about you and your true nature. You’re a good man underneath it all, I’m sure. Thank you for leaving a space between the full stop and the start of the next pish you uttered.

Fucking spellchecker. It was Bishops Stortford, not Brechin. That’s a shit hole. Although Andrea Brymer came from there. She’s pretty tidy in the flesh. Proof that even in the deepest of cowpats, a pretty flower can flourish. Like I’ve got a mate who has a pub? Like I’ve got mates (apart from a hun)? How does the imbecile define “better”? I do think Kevin Spacey looks like the whiter he is however. And it is pretty disturbing to witness the deeply disturbed. Coonsil twat. Deary me.

Ha ha. No deal. I’m NOT saying that I’m intellectually superior. That would be arrogant as I don’t know anything about you!

If you can see fit to accept my apology, suggestion for ya. A mate of mine has a pub in Brechin, a cracking lad, funny as fuck and no he’s NOT a hun. They’re really friendly people down there and they’ll all speak to us cos we’re not locals unlike other parts! You and a couple of mates get a bus down one Sunday, we’ll watch the football and l’ll pay for all your bevvy. Don’t take the piss, I said a couple of mates, not 10! At my age I can’t last more than 4 or 5 hours but one of the regulars owns a taxi company so I’ll stand my hand to get us a lift back to Abz about 7 or 8 o’clock ish. I bet we will get on great and it’ll be a good way to bury the hatchet and move on.

If you’re unable to explain the correlation between empty vassals and the known condition arising in the said spectrum then it doesn’t mean you’re thick. I’m not sure the piss weak education system even gives you passage-interpretation exercises these days? It’s like pub quizzes and general knowledge, pure fortune if we know it or not. An intelligent man like you won’t ignore it, or be too lazy to attempt an explanation but even if the task is beyond your intellect, can’t you and me bury our differences and call a truce? Hey we’ve all made mistakes. I said Spacey looked like a poof. You said people in council houses were wannabe snob twats with no money. I prefer reading posts about fitba and you’ve got a lot of knowledge to share in this regard. I particularly like the steering wheel leading the engine. If I say sorry for telling you to grow up, can you accept my apology? We are all on the same side after all and I am sorry. I want us to be mates and you did say you were warming to me?

Obsessed. Digging up old debates from 20 months ago to feed an addiction. Transference. This is the most compelling example ever seen in the history of AFC webchatspeaksites. Innovation. First post for 24 hours, the natural product of diligent critical thinking. The emptiest vassals produce the most interference on the spectrum of Slovak cheese-making. Think about that one and give us your interpretation you snob.

I think you’ll find that the record proves your devotion to me. Following two pages of inspired interjections, perhaps a post on topic might be good? The game will be remembered for two opposites. The yin and yang. One of the worst mistakes by Lewis. One of the best strikes by Christie. So pleased Coyle didn’t walk with a point. I dislike him too.

Before the tyrannically hypocrite mod wades in with his Abbott or Mundell-like power to put ma lights oot - despite him lying about voting to keep me - spurred on by his illiterate, incoherent new mate, a gift for you. Socks. Don’t underestimate them. When you think you’ve got a full wardrobe, shoes and boots and jackets for every eventuality, trousers and jeans for every occasion, shirts of every colour and style, you’re fuck all without socks. I started with Chup and GlenClyde but get your feet into Anonymous Ism. They’re the best. You’re not complete without kwolity socks. Fact.

Aye I never got that een. Fit the fucks he on aboot? All I mind was some weird father killing himself or wanting to kill his artistic son - the one who got great weed and who filmed the beauty of plastic bags in the wind (sic) - but my memory of detail is sketchy. I thought it was a great film at the time and I’ve always admired Spacey’s acting whilst always knowing he wasn’t a “man’s man”. It was hilariously obvious in Tarantino’s Usual Suspects. Some folk just look like faggots.

That’s a great deal for a one-off life experience. Good work dude. Dinna get the sit doon ritual at HT but why not? Fitba’s over. But who’s legs are so weak they need immediate rest? At’s a weird een like.

Fuck me min Seve, a pic please!!!

How much did you pay? 2k sounds frightening but I don’t know the currency.