rocket_scientist

I would be surprised, very surprised. For three reasons; 1. It's simply insane not to select the best team available. 2. Only a fucking retard fails to learn from his previous mistakes. 3. The manager reads these boards and will do what he's told.

I work in data but the secret is in how we use it. Football is a simple game. The danger is over-analysis and focusing on the wrong things. Don't give a fuck if the AFC analyst is the best. He's not out there contributing to the cause.

The real pathos is that Clarkson thinks he's got talent. He is so up himself in real life just as he comes across on TV. Or at least he was many years ago and I severely doubt that his personality would have changed one bit. I can't take the cunt seriously. He's just so sad how he takes himself so seriously. And as for his two "mates", well fuck me you would avoid those cunts in a bar. Just prize nothings, the lot of them and only the BBC would enrich and foster "talent" like that. So British. So ignorant. So bigoted and full of self-righteous shit.

As usual after reading Irvine Welsh, you tend to think about it a lot. I figured out what his genius is. He deals in ugliness that most would prefer to ignore or pretend doesn't exist, them not realising that it is within us all. The yin, yang, balance and morphic resonance. It was ever thus.

Aye go on then. Would walk the length of the food level at Union Square to exercise the lazy fat bitch.

I agree. Mods, get busy.

I read Filth last night/wee small hours in a one-ner. Harrowing. Gripping. Brilliant. Just the usual from Scotland's American-based genius.

I'd walk from the Beach End to the Merkland stand to have a go with that. Via all 18 holes at the Links in proper order.

115 BBC2 HD. Jools. Sound of Black. Kwolity.

Fortunately it sounds like it's not a Glasgow catholic bar. Then, the kids would be siphoned off to one side and buggered up the arse. Don't shoot the messenger. It's what these cunts do!

Flamingos not a staple diet. There's not one eatery in Union Square offering them on the menu. Which is a disgrace quite frankly. They must taste shit?

Eagles knifing each other. Just amazing. And those cunts with parachutes. Men with BIG balls.

Snow Leopards. How rare. How beautiful. Wow.

This is incredible. You're going to LOVE it.

Ibex = ace.

Planet Earth II. On now. Just do it.

Did he really? Fuck me I must be racist. Lived in Deutschland for six years too. I fucking hated that cunt. He was a boring uninspiring shit of a human. I would bite yer hand off for a play-off place these days. Actually, scrap that. Levein and Strachan have sapped any national pride I ever had and I've since learned that jingoism is unhealthy.

Cool for skool boaby. Look forward to meeting you. You'll be 5 foot 6 with a bad complexion?

Superb. I'll make a point of it. Look me up, cunt, and I'll buy you a half an a half. x x x You're not a bad cunt. You just never handled me properly.

Champers was where we picked up most of our weekend action. Pretty shit bunch of spoiled girls actually.

Mr G's was a good score. Villas had a lot of trash. Jamies was good for a while. I preferred to talk them into sex rather than dance them into it but one of my ex's was an expert disco dancer. She got on the telly an a'thin. I must've looked like a real clown trying to keep up with her. First time we ever took speed my mate and I were on the dance floor at Mr G's for three hours. It was amazing. Every girl in the place wanted to dance with us. I was walnut whip on speed so never shagged that night but got some phone numbers to follow up on and got approached thereafter for some great gratuitous no-strings sex.

Tragic to hear Buddha... I mean Mohammed... doh... Christian. Sorry! Some fucked up organisation if we can't take our kids.

4,000 don't want yet. That's worrying. 43 THOUSAND of us were at the last final.

We have a vision of what we want. Starting to think this plot isn't big enough unless we can buy next door and that might become a possibility in the next couple of years. May end up putting up a kit house and moving on. Depends on the local economy and market. At our age, we feel there's only one major build left in us. It all depends but lovely working on the possibilities.

Hoorin ba in the nuts for Aaron Ramsey there. I felt it fae here. Interestingly-poised game.