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Well done Ross County. Fuck off newco. Liverpool very impressive first 7 mins. Klopp building a very good unit.
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If it's female, with a pulse and STD-free then I would have no option but to plunge it. Normally. But rules are there to be broken. I'm not shagging that. I would walk the length of Union Street and back to avoid it. It appears I do have limits of tolerance, previously unknown to me.
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I never liked page 3. It demeans women and it appeals to thick Neanderthal type men.
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I rejected organised religion early doors. Never believed the church stuff. But I made a conscious decision to read the Bible, age 15 or 16. It was a good read actually. I thought it wise to see what the fuss was about before slamming the door shut for life. So I considered myself an atheist for 20 years, which I don't now. Still despise all "religions" but I guess when you close the door on the state-sponsored devices, it kind of forces you to create your own belief system (or religion). For me, the objective of life is very simple; to die without regrets. Seems that there's a lot of regret and reflecting on "the good old days" in here. That's sad.
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Harsh? I've not started yet. But thanks for the opportunity... Gypsy tinker Irish fucks in southern Spain not a big enough market segment to sustain a living. If he's a good cunt, tell him what you and your family thought. How he can possibly be a good cunt being that thick (no batter), that mean-spirited (portions) and that dishonest (fillets that weren't) beats me. Fuck him.
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A boy from Peterhead should know what a good fish supper is like. He doesn't deserve to succeed. But you don't have to contribute to his inevitable demise. Not publicly. Your ignoring his request and not returning to his shop tells him everything he needs to know. Whether he's bright enough to understand, debatable. No batter? WTF? The wife and two of our girls were in Fuengirola a couple of weeks ago. Not that we have chippers anyway but I told her that a boy from Peterheid had opened a chipper and if she'd seen it. She hadn't. The karma not good for this nugget. He will fillet his future by his own incompetence.
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Cheers dude. That'll be them.
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Suspense and intrigue are valuable tools in film-making! For me, after six series and god knows how many episodes - and I've seen them all at least twice and possibly three times - I agree that I was also wondering if T was away to get whacked. Mainly due to the fact I knew it was the last episode more than anything else. That's good film-making, us all pouring over a simple family situation and wondering what brutality was going to occur. But on reflection I thought it was a great ending. Most of us can enjoy a family outing and know that gunmen aren't going to burst in and blow our brains out. In that business, the business of creating enemies, they can NEVER relax and the fact it didn't happen then doesn't mean it won't happen next time, or at least at some point in the future. It's a perpetual cycle of war "this thing of ours" and the price they pay for being in it is that they can't take once what we take for granted every day. It's pathos. It's sad. No money in the world would have me swap lives with them and that's the point; they're fucking animals living a completely different life from us, and they do it within our schools, restaurants and communities. They're a tiny proportion of the population but they exist and it's scary to appreciate. I put the finger up to a gangster once, in a Glasgow traffic jam. I didn't know he was a gangster when I did it but by fuck I didn't have long to find out that he was different gravy. Fortunately I was able to keep my mouth shut and as still as my body, sitting in the driver seat as I was. The numerous witnesses probably dissuaded him from meting out the justice he felt I deserved and whilst I knew I'd made a mistake, he was scarily different, something I'd never seen before and hopefully won't come across again.
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The Sopranos was perfection, all the way through and including the end. Perhaps you need a particular type of conclusion in order to put it in a box? Life's not like that. Art certainly isn't either.
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I'm a 1962 vintage too. Getting older is excellent. I wouldn't want to go back one year let alone decades like some do. Wisdom grows. Love deepens. Why would anyone want to go back? If you're not loving living more and more each year, with ALL the ups and downs it brings, you're not thinking right or you are living wrong. And if you're living wrong, change. We've had the best of it though. I don't think our kids have got as good prospects as we had.
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Ach I'll go first. I'm certainly not dipping into it after you clarty bastards have shot yer loads. Got no choice if it ticks the three boxes so it's a yes from me to her box. Very reluctantly though. Would walk up the steps of the Music Hall only.
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FAVOURITE Don of all time
rocket_scientist replied to Madbadteacher's topic in Aberdeen Football Club
I feel sorry for the younger fans including my son who has never seen a good AFC side. Their highlights are games like Copenhagen. Even the only final he saw us win* was a very shit performance, although the peculiarity of Parkhead being totally red that day was something that knocked me out let alone him. The degeneration of Scottish football has many reasons of course but the most influential in my opinion was a lack of vision. I don't blame the club chairmen - who are all only in it for money, being business people primarily - as much as I do the authorities. The signs have been staring them in the face but the SFA and the SPL chose to ignore them. The gradual nature of decline makes it deeper but made it less obvious to the thick self-interested cunts in charge. Edit: Forgot, he was at Hampden 95 when Glass won a bike for MOTM. Just too young then to remember much. -
FAVOURITE Don of all time
rocket_scientist replied to Madbadteacher's topic in Aberdeen Football Club
Yes but remember this truth too. It's not nostalgia making us pick footballers before this century. It's simply that as Scottish football has regressed, so have AFC. Alarmingly. On both counts. -
Very true. There's some poetry in the fact that the bastard states formed by our own will bring about destruction. The arrogance of man is the human manifestation. That parity and justice always prevails the spiritual. The early settlers never thought there was any price to pay when committing genocide and land grabs. Native Indians and Aboriginies were connected to the earth. The enslavers were connected to ugliness and greed. Given that the world rulers now are similarly disconnected, it is inevitable that Mother Earth will hit back. By great destruction, as predicted by many. Under the hand of the maddest manifestation ever of human ugliness. Trump or Hitlery are those hands. One of them will be responsible. If Trump, then through his struggles with authority. If Clinton, being authority-appointed, from following orders blindly and ignorantly.
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FAVOURITE Don of all time
rocket_scientist replied to Madbadteacher's topic in Aberdeen Football Club
Favourites needs to be clarified. Miller the best and most valuable footballer. Those I liked the most include him of course and these, in no particular order: - Eric Black Joe Harper Davie Robb Drew Jarvie John Hewitt Davie Robertson Eoin Jess Martin Buchan Steve Archibald Paul Mason Neil Simpson Peter Weir John McMaster Bobby Clark -
No. Not good enough (in midfield).
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This. Like Strachan, he's a horrible cunt. Y'know.
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Shinnie's best position is Left Back. Obviously. His manager hasn't seen fit to play him there. So Strachan is excused for not picking him. Obviously.
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Me too. I thought he must have been dead and buried, mostly by his own hand... well, mouth. But Hitlery is pure evil. Her perma-mask masquerading as the Joker is wild.
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Back in the day I would have walked from King Street to the Kings Road to lie with Tina. Today I would walk as far as Stonehaven, starting from the Bridge of Muchalls.
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That's indisputable and a great point. Much as Dolly is saying is quite obviously obvious about the standards of Scottish football, let's not be a total cunt here. There is fuck all shrewd abut Deek, let alone solid, which you misquoted as spectacular. He's just a weegie wannabe picking up a wage. He's a fucking fud actually in my opinion. It's just not an opinion I've ever expressed before because I know that most would be offended by it. And being popular is SO IMPORTANT to my well-being.
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Ahh makes sense. Never thought of that. Don't put yourself down. You're the best shiteologist I've ever come across. Thanks for the education.
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Aye they come up from Gourdon or somewhere. The advantages of living in the sticks and yet less than 5 minutes drive to the city. Fit wiz white shite a aboot? You're totally correct, there used to be white dog shit but you never see it now? Is that cos everyone picks it up these days and it needed a few days exposure to the elements to turn white? It surely never came oot their arse that colour? Or maybe the elements changed and the atmosphere and air pollution and acid rain or fitever the fuck these days doesn't turn shite white? It's a strange een richt enuf.
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That was in relation to Muchacho on Rose Street, which I recommended in another thread. Just had lunch there, 3 Tacos for the price of 2 on Tuesdays. I said the Punch in the Face hottest salsa wasn't unearthly hot, well the ballpark has changed! Was speaking to the lassie that owns it today - well, her and her boyfriend do - and said that the sauce was hotter than usual. They had identified that the hottest wasn't hot enough and have added chilli paste to the mix in their preparation. It's still not mental hot but boy it has the real kick now that it didn't before so perfect, just the way I like it. New beef filling introduced today and these little pancake things she gave me to try - free today apparently, pronounced "emperlada" maybe? - were magic.
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In the context of evaluating the first quarter of the season, nobody is "undermining a cup final". Some of us are just saying that it would be foolish to consider getting there as some sort of great accomplishment. It's the fucking least we could expect given our easy run. You're right, the thing that matters is winning it so again in context of the evaluation parameters, we've not yet.