rocket_scientist

Hey Al, we're not talking about falling in love here. There's no long term associations being proffered here. We're not talking about going out with them even for a short time and definitely not living with them. It's not about taking them to dinner or even going out for a drink with them. You don't even have to speak to them. Would you or would you not stick your dick into it is my interpretation of the acronym. Just so we're clear.

Obviously yes. From Sainsburys Brig o Dee front door to the petroleum forecourt opposite it. Not even as far as to Asda Brig o Dee. She's a functional fuck, not a fun fuck.

Can someone please answer my stupid question but I know nothing about this stuff. Got a new "digital" TV. I'd heard the term but never knew that it meant it connects to the wifi. Amazed that we can get YouTube and the internet on it. But my dilemma is this... It's being played through Sky just now and I've started the laborious process of binning Sky. Well, it won't be too difficult in 3 weeks time when I cancel the direct debit. My dumb question is this; Should I install an aerial? We've got a Sky dish obviously and we're connected to the broadband but what does the Durris transmitter do? Are aerials old hat? Do we even need one? We've got one in the loft somewhere but it won't have been modernised or upgraded for decades and isn't connecting with the new TV properly. Thanks in advance. My need is to be ready for the day in November Rupert gets fucked off.

I don't understand Ally MacLeod ahead of Jocky and Smiffy. The football played for the two years to May 1991 was arguably the best standard we've ever seen, a consistency of beauty that we had never seen before. It wasn't ruthless killing. It wasn't shut down the opposition. It wasn't bully the refs. It was beautiful football. Turnbull was an excellent manager - and like Jocky and weirdo - failed to land the league but I'm putting him marginally behind the double act because of the artistry of the performances until that disgusting day 25 years and 5 months ago.

I'm amazed anyone can utter enthusiasm for that manufacturer. I think you've misinterpreted his post. No idea what a Leaf is but favourite car I've ever had is a Nissan Micra.

Alluring? At's nae a bonny quine at a. Totally unattractive and unfortunate face. Sorry, went off on a tangent. In answer to the question, I would. Of course. Ticks all three boxes and almost guaranteed to be STD-free. Would walk half the length of the South Stand for an in an oot quick release.

Lol. Kicking a human on the basis of their sexual orientation. You dinosaur. I did laff heartily however. Which may make me one. But I wouldn't assault it.

Shit, it's transgender? With tits like that? It never crossed my mind that it might have been. And it's definitely an it for me and it's definitely a BIG NO from me. That'll teach me to not see past tits. The face was always a disgrace but for a quick fuck, who cares? Me, obviously. I'm NOT doing that! Don't even want a blowjob from the fucking idiot.

Isn't it great when you come across a new concept, a new idea, a new brand of clothing or footwear, a new food, a new restaurant, a new person, a new activity, a new feature on your latest car, a new function in the latest technology, a new anything that you fall in love with? Tony and Carmella were so enthusiastic they were happy to pay 40 bucks for a small piece of uncooked fish flown from the other side of the world at their new-found restaurant. Isn't enthusiasm itself wonderful? My latest is refrigerated oranges. At breakfast at some B & B in Lytham, they served a fruit platter at breakfast. The orange segments had obviously come straight from the fridge. Not a fruit I really got enthusiastic about previously but straight out the fridge, they are wonderful. I'll have 4 or 5 a week nowadays. What's your latest new-found enthusiasm?

I would but I don't think she would. She's not my type and I'm not hers. Never heard of it but it's obviously pure trash. I would walk the length of Union Street to fuck it but only if it's guaranteed to happen. Edit: Note to self: Stop calling them it. Who the fuck do you think you are? Trump?

1. Alex Ferguson undisputed champion of the world > > > > > > (very big gap) > > > > > 2. Alex Smith and Jocky Scott some brilliant football but the former forever tainted > > > > (not quite so big a gap) > > > 3. Billy McNeill possibly underrated. Built a great nucleus > 4. Ally Macleod personality and passion, "personality goes a long way" - Pulp Fiction > > > > > > > > 5. Derek McInnes gets a pass so far The rest on that list can get to fuck. Great recruiting Stewrat Milne. Thanks. Edit: I would have Eddie Turnbull as no. 3 of managers in my time if going back 50 years.

Edit: Couldn't see myself walking from the Grill to the flats where the Rosemount Bar used to be for a shottie though.

I would walk the length from one end of the bar at The Grill to the other to empty myself into one of her orifices. Whichever one was nearest. Doubt I would walk across the road and up past Golden Square to whatever boozer they call it in whatever street it is - Under the Hammer? something Silver street? - to interfere with her. Who am I kidding, of course I would. Female, free of disease and a pulse. Why wouldn't I? Couldn't see myself walking from the Grill to the Rosemount Bar for a shottie though.

Watching Nirvana on Sky Arts. Brilliant retrospectives. Enjoying with Glenfarclas 105. Heavenly.

Have a simmie. Outstanding interpretation.

I would walk from Portlethen to Peterborough to cook up her storm. No idea where Peterborough is but I'd go that far to feast on her assets.

I assumed whisky rather than small oriental gentlemen.

But the rule is that there must be two opposition players between the forward and the goal line. Now you're introducing a new angle, the relative positioning of two forwards when there is only one opposition ahead of them, the goalkeeper? Edit: my instinct says you're right. I just can't imagine how the rule is worded. Fuck me I thought it was only women who didn't understand offside. I need to examine myself in the shower. My testosterone may have gone on vacation.

My understanding too but get this; Ball gets played behind the defence and the defence don't track back. Two forwards go haring through, having sprung the offside trap. There's only the keeper to beat. The ball gets squared from one to the other who taps in. If the pass is forward or back, does that make any diff? What if the recipient is ahead of the passer? Does the fact that they ran behind the defence legally mean they both can't be offside for the whole duration of the move?

When "the donald" fails to get even 40% of the vote, shit will get interesting. How fucking inept do you have to be to lose to Hitlery? Trump is the American dream turned nightmare. What a fud of a man. The fact he's still running says it all... about America and its divorce from reality. Clinton is a total cunt.

We're going again tomorrow. I am sick fed up of recommending it to others who all say it was fabulous. I went the next week with a mate of mine for lunch but I can't wait to get back for the full bifta. Friends of ours were there on Monday for her birthday. They loved it. She won over a grand at Roulette afterwards so it's maybe a lucky restaurant too?

If I might recommend. Bought my first ever bottle of Glenfarclas yesterday, a 105. A lot darker than the 10 year old and not my usual choice of colour, being a Speyside enthusiast. Had my first taste last night. So good, impossible to add water to it. Bit of a heid on today but away to pour another just now, probably neat again. Tasted Glenfarclas for the first time a couple of months ago. That was 15 year old nectar. Don't leave it as late as I did to discover this distillery. It's marvellous. EDIT: I just added 50 or 60% water to this one. I normally only add 30 or 40% water. This stuff is CLASS.

Some guy in the pub tonight - an AFC man - was taking 12/5 for "the rangurs" to go through. I put up £24 v. his tenner. Just can't see anything but a paedo win. And much as I detest them both "we hate rangurs more than you (do)".

Holy fuck. That long? I think you might be right. I remember that game particularly. Kenny Miller was menacing. But I mind getting there with my son and like today, there were many empty seats. We deliberately and stealthily moved two thirds the way down a completely empty segment and sat right behind a copper. I waited a while and said "excuse me mate, you can't stand there". Loved the fact he cracked up laughing. There's good shit and bad shit everywhere. It's up to us to pull out what we want from cunts.

Wouldn't go too far out of my way for it. Cove to Rosemount for a shottie.