rocket_scientist

It's not being brave. It's recognising fitba and karma. I know the limitations of our manager and squad but the rangurs are really shit and totally devoid of a leader on the pitch. Watching Maddison for the first 10/15 minutes last Sunday was a Eureka moment and today is the day when his contribution to set up or score the crucial goal - the one from which we know it's game over - will forever etch him into our collective consciousness. I don't give a fuck whoever scores quite frankly but I'm Hollywood, I believe that good prevails over evil and that's why Sevco will be beaten. Plus they're really shit footballers, especially at the back. And their manager is a stupid guffy cunt who sounds terminally boring when interviewed.

The odds for an AFC win tomorrow are so generous that I have to thank the bookies. I've just taken advantage of their generosity so that after we win, I'll be spending the proceeds on a new Moncler jacket. A great result deserves a great reward. Fuck the Hun scum fucking establishment thick conditioned bastards.

The evil of "the Rangurs" equates to the evil of the Jamie Bulger abductor. That's a brilliant find of a tattoo.

Just back. Thought it was 2 x shit teams but was always confident of a win. Superb by Rooney. Morton in the semi is sweet. Celtic 3-0 winners in the final.

I'm nae al. Big Al is al but I've got more than a decade to go before the age of retirement. Unless they've changed it - which I think they have - which means I've got even longer to go. Not that the concept of "retiring" is one I can even fathom. How sad do you have to be to do a job you want to retire from?

Goes back to Durrant? I think you'll find it goes back a lot longer than that "Bazza". In the 70's, the shopkeepers in King Street needed to board up their windows every single time that your previous incarnation of the abomination that is Rangers came to town. This was the major reason why we had to get your fans out of the Merkland and yet you blame our fans and complain that you're not made to feel welcome? Get your fucking facts right you cretinous thick cunt. The birth of the ASC had a lot to do with the need to take back our city from your scum. Who do you think you're kidding anyway? If you know the history, you'll find that it's not just Aberdeen. No-one likes you and you don't care.

I remember an interview where Lynch described getting the Golden Palm at Cannes and half the audience were applauding and half were booing, "loudly". When an artist polarises on such a scale as he does, there is or there are reasons for this. In my opinion, certain people despise his work for the same reason that drives them (or others) to religion.

Not seen that one yet. Blue Velvet is a must see. For light entertainment, Wild at Heart is good.

Watched Mulholland Drive last night for the second time. The first time was the day it came out, 15 years ago. Recently voted the best film ever (or this century), I have to add my enthusiasm. Its phenomenal. As is everything David Lynch has final cut on. Not recommended for bb or ed. They're not expansive enough in imagination to appreciate.

Not sure about that. Not read anything yet but this was a golden opportunity to rip up his contract and get him to fuck. Warburton and the club look weak handing out a 3 week suspension. Are they so lacking in knowledge about football that they can't see it was a bad signing and that his legs have gone? He's a poison to have around the dressing room. This was their chance to excise a cancer. But when the club itself is cancerous to the roots, one more tumour just adds to the culture.

Chaophraya in the Monkey House. Aberdeen now has one outstanding restaurant. Best meal I've ever had in my life. The Chang Rai cocktail and the Spicy Beef salad complimented each other, weirdly. The dumplings to start were excellent. The coconut pannacotta was grotesquely delicious.

It was a definite penalty as the defender made contact with the top of his leg before touching the ball. Not that the ref could necessarily see it so a good call from him. Walker had the benefit of many replays so he really is a major cunt, as he's always been.

James Maddison = excellent footballer. Shocking mistake by Bain to let it in. Great goal by Holt. Not a bad game. Should win it now.

BBC political editor. May have spelt her surname wrong.

Laura Kuntsberg. Seriously, how is she married? Why does she wear a wedding band? Who the fuck can be that sick to want to fuck that witch bitch?

Comparing Langfield's inadequacies to his peers at the time is folly. That's like mitigating one clown against others. They're either competent with the basic skills for the job or they're not. If not, replace the useless cunt with someone not useless. Not rocket science. And if that's too difficult a task for a professional football manager, fuck him off an a. But until the real problem gets recognised and acted upon, same old same old... AFC RIP. Disgusting.

There is a difference but presenting the case for the defence for McInnes ignores the bigger and far more important issue. Plus, he should have seen immediately that Clangers was shite but like his predecessors, isn't good enough at his job to know this. Like Mancini and Pellegrini and Woy re Hart, unlike Pep. That's where we disagree. I find it incredulous that anyone can say that quite frankly. This is where I get "into trouble" on AFC webchatspeaksites. Yes we can all have opinions on matters which aren't black and white but this is black and the debate has gone. And where there's no debate to be had because we're disputing a fact, the poster that opposes my view should be banned for displaying gross ignorance that disqualifies him from debating on a AFC forum. But as we've seen with the above-named managers, not everybody knows the art of goalkeeping as well as rocket does so I'll forgive you

I would agree that Pep and McInnes are not comparable. The size of their wage packet alone tells us that. But almost every man - except bankers and corporate fat cats and politicians ill-gotten "extras" - gets paid what he's worth. If we speak about priorities and keep on being apologists for the dreadful record of AFC for the last 20+ years then we create the danger of getting the club we deserve. We already have the club we deserve of course but I can't believe that Milne is going to win the war, despite the evidence to the contrary and the pendulum steadily swinging in his favour as each half decade goes by. I have more faith in human nature than you and can't believe that my fellow Aberdonians and North East men are so blind and so stupid. On the specific, no it was not obvious to everyone including his previous managers and the national manager that Hart was a liability. It was obvious to me that after his first couple of seasons (which were good and then competent) that he was a poor keeper and obviously it was to you but whereas we had FOUR successive managers who kept on picking a total incompetent, Guardiola never picked him at all, before even getting the season underway in earnest. This is a philosophy difference. You don't pick fucking idiots to represent you. A manager's job is to build the team and to do the best that they can. You don't put in fucking spastics and as my St Mirren mate is telling me, Langfield is a total fucking spastic, as if we didn't know this already, having had to endure him for year after year after year with inevitable consequences. So when you say he had a "good season", I say you're speaking shite because he's NEVER had a good season and it's impossible for him to have one because he lacks the basic skills of the job. I was shocked he saved a penalty at Red Parkhead actually but even a blind squirrel finds a tortoise. Pep is a genius manager and the fact he got Bravo to join him, to leave Barcelona wasn't going to be down to money alone. As I predicted on this thread more than six months ago, you can give the EPL title for the 2016/17 season to Man City right now, because nobody can compete with the best manager having the best budget. As the Old Firm proved 30 and 35 years ago and as Leicester proved in May, the best budgets don't always win. It takes skill to administer them. But having the 2nd or 3rd biggest budget in Scotland for the last 25/30 years hasn't brought AFC commensurate rewards and there is a reason for this. If people choose to ignore that fact, there's going to be further despair to come for anyone left who gives a fuck.

Claudio Bravo's contribution for Citey tonight was further proof of Pep's genius. He knew before he started that Hart was unfit for purpose and got rid. That's just basic, getting rid of people who aren't good enough to fulfil the objective. On the other hand McInnes, and the three previous clowns sticking with Langfield was evidence of their incompetence. A winner - in anything - is ruthless. If he's not good enough, fuck him off.

PSP is so debilitating that it WILL disqualify her from office. Roosevelt was in a wheelchair. There was nothing adversely affecting his mind.

Hitlery Clinton has PSP - Progessive Supranuclear Palsy. This is a very aggressive form of Parkinson's. You heard it here first. That's not my opinion. That's the opinion of the most highly qualified individual in NE Scotland in this field. What are the democrats playing at? They can't possibly conceal this until November let alone January.

The cunt Cameron has resigned. And he says he doesn't know what he will do next? That's funny, because I do and so do thousands of others. After an extended holiday, he will emerge in 2017 as a non-executive director of some companies and as a consultant to others. He will also be engaged for public speaking duties which will also command obscene fees. What the people paying him all have in common is that they were enriched directly through his mismanagement of the economy and his blatant misappropriation of public funds. In fact, he will become a multi-millionaire exactly like Blair did, following the exact same formula.

Thank you for this. Like ithers see us an aw that. The last bit brought tears to my eyes, surprisingly and unexpectedly. On reflection, it was because AFC has meant so much to me for most of my life. The bitter tears through the sweet ones were because I've witnessed my club being fucked by one man this last quarter century. This foreigner described it as a decline. Many "fans" don't even see it.

You (and me, and anyone) can say whatever the fuck you like. I thought that was a given? What's the problem here?

That, I kinda figured. What I was intending in that last post however was to flush out a potential Theo love-in. Which never came. Which is fine.