rocket_scientist

I voted No. We're not good enough.

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The one thing that flummoxes me is talk of title contention this year. We watched the game in Murdos yesterday, it was heaving and the air of hope and optimism was palpable. Factually, being two points behind a Celtic team who absolutely stole the points last game when a draw would have flattered them, a team who have dropped points the last couple of games, a wholly unconvincing unit managed by a wholly unconvincing uninspiring insipid bore of a man then yes, AFC are genuine title contenders. Looking at the emergence of Jack, the work rate of Goodwillie, the consistency of Hayes, the reliability of Rooney, the pace of Pawlett, the lazy quality of McGinn, there is certainly enough quality going forward to do damage at SPL level. The revelation that we can actually defend and keep clean sheets now that the Clangfool Clown has been eliminated isn't surprising but a huge contributor to this is the lack of quality in the opposition. Perhaps because it's been so long, it's alien to us to be thinking in title terms. Perhaps the mismanagement of the club over many years previously, maybe there's a sense that we don't deserve to be contending, like the karma won't allow it and that we are a long way from being able to dream. But the simple fact is that ICT, one of the better teams in the SPL were really shite yesterday and yet they still pulled us apart and created numerous chances, more realistic scoring opportunities than we did. Celtic are shite too, and will probably continue to be under the bore that is the Norwegian wood. There's now a chance to win the league. I just can't see it converting. I was told I was giving my Celtic mate reverse psychology yesterday but I can't believe that this is our time, that this is the team that breaks a drought of 30 years. Then again, the facts, particularly the lack of quality in the SPL suggests that it could be. Rather than having the unrealistic expectations that the weegie cunts Calderwood and Miller told us we had, I'm scared to employ reasonable expectations the now in case it all goes tits up and by the end of next month, we slip too far behind again.

I do have a problem with police "advising" someone not to make "silly remarks on twitter etc." and advising "individuals to behave differently". What an extraordinary waste of public resource. The police are there to lift folk who have broken the law. They are not a social media advisory service.

I'm afraid that I can't join the jollification sentiments and "seasonal" best wishes. That would be hypocritical. Goodwill to all men? But many (most?) men are shit, devoid of integrity or starved of intellect and unworthy of good wishes, those bereft of both integrity and intellect being the most despicable, a dangerous combination. There is no distinction, whether of class, by office, by region. The politician and the tabloid reader are equally unworthy of goodwill. They are mostly male however. To all good cunts, whether AFC or not, I wish goodwill, not just today but consistently, all year round. To the rest, the majority - including 11 of every 20 men in Scotland - I hope you die without being loved. And the sooner the better. May you stuff yourselves, over imbibe on the poison that is alcohol and have a cardiac arrest, there being nobody there to call the ambulance that would not have come in time anyway, the skeleton staff having had one too many themselves, particularly since the new law was introduced earlier this month. Die, fuckers. There's a happy Xmas message to digest.

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Yeah nothing lasts forever. Change is a constant. Which is great. Whilst I once enjoyed the luxury of having time to spend shooting shit, I must admit that my own declining interest in AFC is a motivation sapper. Killing time at the airport just now. Nothing worth reading on any AFC webchatspeaksite these days.

Tonight, in approximately 18 hours time, I shall be watching Lady Gaga at the Hydro. Any of you gay boys joining us? When daughter 1 said that she was coming to Glasgow, I told her to get me a ticket and said get one for yourself. She then asked that her sister might want to come too, the two of them being residents of the weeg, at different unis. I said ok then, get a ticket for her too. She said - she might not want to come, I'll ask her - and then came out with a classic... I've consulted my friends and Im still considering whether it's socially acceptable to go to a gig with you. The three of us are attending!

Nae over-reacting min. Just expressing opinion... or at least, a point of view to be considered, dissected, chewed over and spat out. Thanks for your response. I'm not sure that a Dons forum is as linked to AFC as we might think. For me, the greatest fun was always the off topic, where cunts like us who had AFC in common spoke shit, thought out loud and got a hoot. I fucking hate establishment cunts, and wannabe power-brokers. My question was more on how good these cunts are at kenning the score. I know I got banned all the time. How many others are they dissuading from their over-zealous sense of their own importance? Maybe it's fuck all to do with the moderating. I don't know. I just hate establishment cunts personally so will always target them in the first instance. Maybe every cunt got bored, I don't know. But when a mod/admin/whatever-the-fuck calls me out for being a wild conspiracy theorist and a thought-polis and yet admits to be so fucking stupid that he couldn't make his mind up on a big issue, I would tend to believe that arseholes like him may have stifled free debate rather than encouraged it.

These quotes concerned me: - I remember a day when you could have a laff, when you could say whatever you wanted to on AFC forums. I remember that DT posters were horrified of any criticism of the orange man, Blunderwood, the man who never got a gig after fan power at AFC got rid of the fat cunt. Am I hearing this right? We're not allowed to criticise the worst keeper in our 111 year history? Was Mr Widdows expressing surprise that one poster thought another was a total dick? Is this not allowed? Or is it the case that the dick in question was a mod/admin/whatever? Perhaps the people who have overseen the demise of this site should inwardly reflect. There were great minds on DT once upon a time. Where the fuck is TF and fj and jager and ST and CtS these days? The onus of proof is on those who watched it die, who let it die and who helped it die. Surely it wasn't the classic model... was it? Cunts with zero authority and influence in real life getting a bit of virtual power and fucking it up for the rest of us? It's like post office workers or labourers who "graduate" to golf club captaincy. Dickhead fish out of their water. I am reminded of William: - Man, proud man, Dressed in a little brief authority, Most ignorant of what he’s most assured - His glassy essence - like an angry ape, Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven As make the angels weep. Measure For Measure. Act II, Scene II

I don't have to convince any cunt about anything. I'm not a politician, have never presented myself as one and have no desire to be one. I don't even have to back up my point of view, especially when there is no coherent debate. I can't begin to imagine how conversing with a weak wimp like you is going to benefit me. The world is full of wankers. Stupid, feart wankers.

Putting aside that your only point was diddums, name calling as you had no real conviction either way, and also the absurdity of the concepts of "hard men" and "thought control" on an Internet forum, not to mention that you have no opinion to differ from, your only point being nasty bad man calling no voters fearties or stupid, it was never about knowing what the future would bring, it was only about changing the course that we were on. There were no guarantees if we chose independence. There are no guarantees. In life, other than death. Some of you need cast iron certainties. Some of us take risks. I never spoke about Utopias but I can't imagine what "facts and rational reasoning" you were looking at if you couldn't even have a conviction either way. As for conspiracy theories, let's hear one? What specific "conspiracy theory" do I have? What specifically do you disagree with? Or does anyone who has the courage to have any conviction make you shit your pants?

Anyone capable of switching between one or other major and significant consequence and arguing that there were valid arguments on BOTH sides quite patently has no idea of reality, the truth and stuff. There is NO possible argument for not taking the opportunity to separate from Cameron, Obama and the rest of them. Can't you see what Cameron is doing? Don't you understand that the US NEEDS war, for very obvious reasons? Do you think the world is a nice place, run by publicly-elected officials who are doing their best to help us? Can't you read the signs of the last couple of decades? The US constitution has been superseded and it is now a police state. Basic human rights no longer exist. With the UK being the US puppet in its drive for world hegemony, this is the precisely the route that we are following. You think arming the police in the Highlands is just a coincidence? It's getting us used to a certain future, as is every other move. http://www.storyleak.com/british-citizen-hands-himself-in-to-scotland-yard-after-pm-cameron-statements-to-un-general-assembly/ You can cure a pig but you can't educate it. How can you produce "evidence" for a future event? What evidence do you need? How about seeing what's going on and where we're inevitably headed as part of the UK and part of Europe. It wasn't the government who raised questions about the EEC gravy train. It was UKIP who accelerated the obvious, and Farage in Strasbourg as an MEP was fucking tremendous when he exposed the hypocrisy and lies, on his own, as a one man band, right in the face of the newly elected head bastard. The IMF and central Bank are corrupt, as is the whole system. You think the bail out of the banks, stealing BILLIONS of our money was an unfortunate accident? You either know what's going on or you haven't got a fucking clue. Boo fucking hoo if a few words on an internet forum offend you. Grow a set, you utter wimp. You and your politically correct supporting posters would make Obama and Cameron proud. You are exactly the population they have engineered.

No politician is untouchable. By their very nature, they are likely to be arseholes. It's not a question of how much or how little we pay in tax. The far bigger issue is inefficiency, corruption and waste. The cost of illegal wars is frightening. Forget the agenda and propaganda "purpose" that they shovel to us. The sheer cost of bombs and flights and fuel and wages and hardware and infrastructure and support services could build a hospital or ninety, and staff and equip them for a decade. Speaking of healthcare, the level of inefficiency in the NHS is beyond belief. The over-staffing of non-productive personnel - managers and quangos basically - is designed to lead to privatisation. What sort of sick fucking establishment deliberately wastes tax-payers money for years to engineer a change that will put billions in the hands of a few? An extra penny in Income Tax would raise a considerable amount for the Exchequer. It's what they do with it that is key and neither Labour, Conservative, the coalition or any fucking other establishment party are spending public money like it was their own. Their agendas are twisted beyond anything resembling public service and as for integrity, that concept in politics is long gone. The greatest danger is the American people. Until they revolt - and it's probably too late given their dumbed-down state of irrevocable platitude and the police state that it's become with individual rights and the constitution having been completely abandoned - the regime continue to press for war and world hegemony. Unless the US establishment get a war, they are fucked, being financially, morally and spiritually bankrupt already.

Amazing shite getting spake here. Either you see what Cameron/Milliband/Clegg and Obama and the EEC represent or you don't. The opportunity NOT to separate from the establishment says much about the electorate. 55% of the people who live in this country are total shit. They are either feart or stupid. We lost the opportunity to change the world. Romance, optimism, intelligence, pragmatism, critical thinking, determination, integrity - some Scots have it all.

I remember and shudder when we were all over DUFC one new year game at Pittodrie and then Goodwillie popped up with a last minute equaliser for 1-1. He has always been a cut above the average. That's why an English club came in for him. It never worked out for him down there but he should be snapped up by us immediately. It's not just his obvious technical superiority, it's his heart and the fight he has. I particularly like the way he uses his big arse. He's a very stronger shielder and hudder upper of the ba.

Do any of us know what's going on? Do we give a fuck? When 11 out of every 20 "Scots" vote for a continuing governance by Westminster, we know there's a deep problem. As a fat English taxi driver gets executed by persons in Iraq, like a couple of "western" folk before him, listen to the rhetoric. It's like the modus operandi - beheading - makes the millions of lives taken by the "coalition" to be all right? Since when did Iraqi lives mean less than a puckle of journos and aid workers? Since when did millions of dead mean less than half a dozen? How did this get so fucked up? Obama and Cameron are being provoked and all they come out with is lies. Are we, the sheeple, so stupid not to see what's going on? Judging by the referendum, we certainly are. Fuckwits.

Out. Roma. Couldn't give a fuck. Milne is a cunt. He allowed Langfield to get a wage for a decade. He paid Calderwood wages that nae cunt else would pay him. He employed Willie Miller in an inappropriate role. He failed to deliver a training facility. He reduced shareholder rights to buy tickets. Fuck you Milne. Only turned up for Ross County game cos it was a freebie all day sesh hospitality number. I've given you tens of thousands of my dough. You took the piss. Fuck you fool.

Dined tonight in Anguillara Sabazia on Lake Bracciano, a stunning old town. I am a huge fan of Italy. Dumping the hire car tomorrow morning and spending the weekend in Navona, Roma. May go to the Vatican City at some point to spit on the pavements. Always got to balance the yin with the yang. I don't approve of their kid-fucking condoning policies.

A rant on Stewrat Milne is a waste of breath. It's an open and shit shut case m'lud. That bint is phenomenal. She's an excellent example of the dumbed down present day culture. And the not so present too. There have always been gold diggers. This one takes the biscuit, the cake, the marzipan and the icing. Stunning incompetence at her craft. I would laugh if she wasn't so tragic and anyway, laffing at a hideously ugly woman isn't gentlemanly. To think that her "augmentation" was paid for by us speaks volumes as to how dumb, weak or exhausted our medical profession has become.

I never knew Ashley was a bookie. Zat how he made his dough? Assuming he's not and paid off Pardew's debts to others, he would have gotten good value in the deal. He thought. Personally, employing that silver haired fud wi marbles in his moo was never going to add value. In the meantime, Newcastle continues to be a shit club that wins fuck all. It's Ashley they need rid of. He doesn't give a fuck.

Why on earth was Pardew given such a lengthy contract? It was inevitably going to go tits up, him being a fud an that.

You provide the subject, I'll provide the rant.

Hello. Greetings. Hiya. How do you do? How's it going? There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how. Perhaps I'll just start a pointless thread. Or give a directionless one a point. Let me sit on the fence for a while and contemplate the possibilities.

I thought Robson was very poor tonight. He looked so good in his debut. He could be history already.