rocket_scientist

Pawlett has magic. Don't let ony cunt tell ye otherwise. Pace is under-valued by the thickos. He has pace of mind as well of legs. Me like. Me always has. The boy has ability in a field where few have.

Saw Sunshine on Leith today. Much cheese and ham acting. Freya Mavor is an aesthetic beauty in classic terms however. She was the highlight. Stunning girl. Breathtakingly gorgeous.

I'm thinking it might be a me on planes thing, finding pussy more attractive than it is but my flight up from Gatwick on Saturday contained less than remarkable female forms. It might be a me at airports thing though. I saw some utter class at the airport. There were four teenage girls, two of whom were stunning in a non classical way and a woman in her 30's going through security with her very mousey mate had stunning black hair and a librarian face but was still intriguingly gorgeous. For your benefit, I will pluck up the courage to ask for a photograph of the next woman I fall in love with. I do it so often one of them is bound to acquiesce.

Yep. I've been saying that since it happened. Headless chicken stirring it all up.

I defy any man who loves sex and who is so in tune with his own sensuality that his tackle doesn't sigh with gay abandon and heterosexual enthusiasm at the beauty of the cotton nursing his tadger. No, not badger you predictive text wank computer, I said badger. Cunt.

There's some more shit going down in Nairobi apparently. I've not even bothered to tune it. No idea who's doing the bombing, no idea what their beef is, no idea how it's being interpreted by the west. It doesn't even register on my care scales. Is this because I'm all terror-ed out? Are these continuous boogie-men incidents having a counter effect? Have I been desensitised to wide scale human atrocities? Was this the plan all along? My apathy to this one is scaring me, to be honest. Maybe if we started giving a fuck only about what is our business, we might not have lost billions in places like Iraq and Afghanistan. I still don't know why British cannon-fodder personnel lost their lives there. That weak politician cunt was on the telly yesterday saying that it's a crime to hit a squaddie. What if he's being a dick in a pub - like many of them are - and is threatening to batter you? Seems like a weird trade-off to me. They're in the line of fire to lose their lives in places they should never be and they get to behave like arseholes and get immunity from the hiding they're sair needing, their social ineptitude and intelligence-defects being the principal drivers which got them into their menial paid shite jobs in the first place. Heroes my arse. Stupid fucks more like.

The good use of the internet is to share information, pass on gratuitous advice and help people. Philanthropic altruists like me love it. Underwear is important. It's under-rated. Almost all of us wear punts. I have discovered something in this regard that any man with a cock and balls needs to know. They told us that M & S was the place to go for punts. For years, I've had the Autograph collection contaminating my nether regions with it's less than perfect fit and it's cheap shite material. Then I discovered Pierre Cardin Signature Hipsters. Two pack for a tenner in Slaters a couple of months ago, a shop I've not been in for years but I bought a suit there, just for the lining actually. Since then, I bought two more packs, one white, one black but today I went the whole hog. I bought 4 packs so that's me got 14 pairs of exquisite ball-hugging class and I've just thrown out every M & S shite from my drawer, some of it fairly new. I've got an old Cardin and a Pringle so being the proud owner of 16 pairs of punts, I'm figuring even the wife can keep up that degree of turnaround from the washing machine. I'm a new man. I look forward to waking up every day and putting on these things, first thing after the shower. If you value your manhood and seek perfection in punts, I suggest you discover these before it's too late. I've already exhausted them all in my size from one Aberdeen shelf.

Citeh destroyed them. Fellaini looking lost already. Looks like he's being played in the totally wrong position. Moyes has inherited a poor and ageing team, almost a one man band so when he's missing, no shock. Couldn't happen to a nicer club.

No shock there. He's as mad as a box of tadpoles. His conduct with the fans yesterday and towards his assistant after the first goal screamed of volatility. Shame. He was entertaining, just not fit for the job.

You know girls that are beautiful but in a unique, quirky and non classical way? Some find Tilda Swinton attractive. She doesn't float my boat personally but interesting eyes and I can see the non-standard appeal for some. This morning coming home from Gatwick there were a couple of absolutely gorgeous creatures that don't fit into the mould of a "classic beauty" and who would not have appealed to most. One was heavily freckled and mousey at first glance - probably very mousey and not noticeable at all in her schooldays - but a stunning young woman with gorgeous blonde hair and a body from heaven. The other was also blonde, not as good a body with hardly an arse to speak of but another unusual one, eyes slightly too far apart but stunningly blue and big, eyes you could get lost in. I fucking love women.

The steering group are made up of exclusively quango public sector mentality types. Nae real people. People who have achieved fuck all in the real world. People who are only living because they can suck cock, play the game and talk and think in cliches, worming their way further from the gutter where they would inevitably be if there was no public sector. Scrap that. They wouldn't even be in the gutter. They would have been long deid, expired pieces of nothingness. Whatever the fuck they come up with, we should do the complete opposite. What's with a national fuck all? It might serve some who live within close proximity to get there. What about BASIC facilities for sport in every town and city? Whenever they put national and performance in the same breath, they're creating jobs for the boys and grils who, like them, are useless fucking cunts who also should have expired and not contaminated the gene pool. I must learn to sit on the fence like they do. For all I know, public sector types post on here.

1. I always do. It just takes a certain class to appreciate it. 2. Coincisileedence. I just e-mailed back a client who's recommending a book called Facing Frankenstein. I said I would get it and pass it on to someone who could use it afterwards but also in my e-mail wrote this: - I've read heaps in my time. When you get to my age, it's very rare to find a new angle. All the basic truths have been written or expressed before. I even invoke Shakespeare would you believe although not in xxxx. I have used a wee story from Zen in xxxx though. Bounce was my last WOW moment in reading, although Power v. Force was superb.

Great value bet available at Ladbrokes. Might have to move smartish. GB & I are already 1 up in 3 and All Square after 1 in the 4th.

With regard to Germany, it's not just organisation, it's cultural. Every wee village in Deutschland has well-maintained football pitches, and in the towns, loads of them. Every Saturday morning, the pitches are full and the parents and indeed the whole community are out watching the youngsters. They've had a regional and national structure in place for decades. When we lived in Germany in the early 70's, there was U9's, U11's and U13 regional leagues and by U13 level, there were national tournaments that lasted a whole weekend. Then there were international events held in big stadiums where the likes of Chelsea, Man U and even Celtic (if I remember correctly) sent boys teams. I remember playing a very good Chelsea team in Arminia Bielefeld's stadium and we beat Man U in the semi on the way to getting beat by IFK Copenhagen in the final at the host's stadium in 1974 ish. In winter, we had tons of five a sides indoor tournaments and events happening every week and even these attracted spectators, mostly from interested parents of course. Every town and village has football teams and they take pride in them. We don't even have the interest let alone the facilities in Scotland. Our kids are more interested in eating shite and their single parent encourages them to get on their play stations so that they know where they are and they're kept occupied whilst she can smoke fags and watch shite TV and keep up to date on how best to screw the welfare state, especially if she's a weegie or fifer.

You fucking started it, you whack job. I'm guessing you're just young and ignorant rather than a real fucking idiot.

My insult was open, direct and in response to your whingey, snidey indirect insult and yet it sounds like you are offended? By what? I can't possibly fathom what could have got your goat? You even imply now that insults are bad, like they're offensive and shouldn't be allowed. When you totally rubbish what another posts and imply foolishness and paranoia within the poster who posted it, at the same time claiming to know what the most likely cause is, you being the paragon of wisdom, you should expect a response. It's a shame that you didn't even know that you were doing it. Not only are your tenets on reality less than fragile, your ability to think and to communicate has been compromised by your adherence to the modern nanny state, the antithesis of independent critical thinking.

It could be luck, as you say. That is clearly a possibility. But when you say that luck is the most likely factor, then we have grounds for debate. Given the mismanagement and maladministration of most other sports in Scotland, I would say that luck is not the most likely factor. Given the fact that we have less facilities per capita for most sports than most other European countries, I would say that the lack of investment might have a bigger influence than the luck you claim. Given the fact that we have shocking participation levels in sport in Scotland, I would say this is more influential than luck. Given your post, I would guess that you're a fucking idiot.

Got to love Strachan for his entertainment factor. The answer he gave to the question was awesome. I just listed some positives. Do you want me to repeat masel? He acknowledged that they were better than us - stronger and faster, he said. He also said that there wasn't much that we could do about it. It was a rare moment of truth and clarity. Too many managers just bullshit and spin. We are shite, the manager knows it - he even said that we couldn't have asked for any more from the majority - and there is no light at the end of the tunnel until something very drastic changes. Personally, I would recruit only Scots to the senior jobs in this country. How the fuck are the turkeys Regan and Doncaster going to have the motivation to vote for Xmas? They're not even good at their jobs, being weak, weak men devoid of any talent whatsoever, let alone the special talent you need to assume a role of such responsibility. The fact that they got jobs in the first place is a sad indictment of the weak, inept Scotsmen who recruited them. The folk in ultimate charge want nothing more than to remain in charge and truth and honesty and pro-activity and effective measurement processes and change are very much on their lists of not wanted. They don't even give a fuck about results, only their self-preservation.

I would argue that we as a nation are unable to compete at the higher echelons of world sport despite your example. There are exceptions to every rule, naturally, but if the debate is whether Scoatland can compete or not, the evidence is fairly clear. The fact that we have one tennis player in the word top three doesn't alter the fact that our second and third best tennis players aren't even in the world top 48.7 million, assuming that we do actually have a second and third professional tennis player. Murray's success was the product of a driven mother and nothing to do with the management and administration of the sport in this country. It's the same non-management and maladministration of other sports in this country that has resulted in our nation being pish in almost everything.

I ended up watching that game. The technical skill gulf between Scoatland and Belgium was huge, and apparent from very early in the piece. The "reaction" and comments that Strachan and the media provide will be interesting only for their accuracy. There isn't much to debate when the picture is this well defined. That would lead to the wider debate of why we're so shite. That's a picture of equal clarity. We don't have enough kids playing the game. It's fucked. We as a nation are going through a period of utter inability to compete at the higher echelons of world sport. And nae cunt cares enough to do anything about it.

Fuck me min. Agree or disagree with the post, not the poster. Why introduce the personal to an impersonal virtual environment? Are you nuts? You need me to teach you how to think. Fucking bastarding verminously grotesque weegie (possibly) piece of shit. There. Nae cunt hacked into my account to say that.

Nani has a nice name and a cute face. Nae sure that he is worth a 5 year deal though. Nowhere near top of European standard though.

I'm not sure that this game and these games in a dead campaign even register on my interest scale. Planning for the future it may be but for what future? We're nae qualifying fer nuthin with oor mob.

Hmmm... tough one. Would I? Would I nae? Don't see any downside in pumping female forms so it's a would I nae from me. Contrafluctions of lexicography don't matter when the needs musten.

Not Bale's fault that a rich club paid a whack for him. Gareth Bale is a tremendous footballer. He has proved this over and over again. He is coming into his peak years. It's understandable that he was hot property. I can't think of one EPL player that would attract a greater value in the transfer market. Much as Weir and Cooper were excellent footballers too, I can't even understand the comparison with Bale. Not only do I fail to get the point of Jim Bett's comments, I don't even see Bale being deployed as an out and out winger although time will tell as regards what Real have planned for him. Now Jim Bett, there's a footballer. There has never been a better midfielder at AFC since him, nobody even close.