rocket_scientist

Me n Jerry did a double stand up last night. You can call him Mr Sadowitz. He inspired me to be honest. I apologise to anyone of the Judaism religion who may have been in attendance, or any poofs who were there. I didn't mean what I said. I was just trying to be shocking. Which I was. There are no decent comedians on the planet bar Mr S. The best ones are all dead. Comedy can do that. You can die.

I hope Calderwood bangs his orange cock off a snooker table and finds a real reason for playing pocket billiards. As to whether he incurs a bruise or not, crimson, pink or purple, turning to yellow and black, that is a detail I have no wish to know.

Nesta took a hud o his sark and that's NAE a pen? Soft my arse.

The Eagles won't be going ahead under this unintelligent fat fool.

It's the game I picked out of a less-than-exciting card too. Tuned in for the last half hour. For two reasons. When I lived in Deutcshland, 04 were my team. Plus I loved Bilbao's destruction of SAF. My wife having a fetish for Raul is the only downside of tonight's fitba viewing experience, a fetish I have been aware of for almost a decade. Bilbao were so good. So much for the EPL when they destroyed the cash-starved-by-owners MU.

I'm pretty sure that promotion and relegation would have been factored in to his model. You obviously assumed he meant 20 clubs and 20 clubs only, for eternity, ad nauseum. That was a dumb assumption.

Err, it would be excluding only the OF so who are the others to whom you make reference?

Ahhh, the orange orangeman. Unreal how critical he was of AFC on the radio the whole game on Saturday. The educated would say that he was totally right with his criticism. The wise recognised the mindset and the tone with which the criticism was delivered.

You have no idea how old I am and you have no idea how to read people, a classic symptom of youth and ignorance. The joy that I bring to others is like the sun in the NE these past three days. My altruism is legendary. Just thank your lucky stars that you get the opportunity to converse with a genius like me, thanks to the fucking tinternet. Who else you got to talk to other than the sub-educated, twisted and bitter low-paid fuckwits like you at your work? And some parents who tried to emigrate to get away from you when you were small.

It's quite common for two different individuals to have contrasting opinions, particularly when it comes to fitba. Am I going to watch the game? Errr... no. You cunts go on about how bad it is week in, week out so why should I? Chris Crichton also gives us a regular dose of depression when it comes to AFC. Having supported AFC for a period spanning six decades and endured the last decade and a half of pure pisch, I'm one of the missing thousands these days. Weird thing is, I can't even go to the semi or the final, should we get there. I would feel that I was depriving a more deserving supporter of a ticket so the massive and continuing mismanagement of the club by our grabbing bald chairman has had the counter-productive effect of driving many of us away permanently. When the cuntfuck Milne departs, and the next gadgie rids the club of the cancer that is Willie Miller (who's lawyer and mate was recently prevented from running his own law firm, I noticed), then my guess is that the average crowd will increase by at least 4,000. The city and the shire WANT to support our football club. Too many of us are not prepared to support the cunts who run it, and who serve up the same shit year after year. What a beautiful day.

What you want is of no consequence, neither to the price of fish nor your adopted scouse scum club. If you're doing glory-hunting, best to pick a better prospect. Just saying. Who the fuck do LFC think they are that they could attract the world's best manager? Unbelievable. The arrogance and the unreality of their own self-awareness defies any reasonable position. Liverpool is a horrible city full of horrible people with zero intergrity. Like Jose would choose to go there? Absurd.

The pope LOOKS like a child molester. Not that there is necessarily a template. A man's life and thoughts are written in his face. Whereas I am the picture of health, wisdom and serenity, that weirdo looks sick. If me and the pope walked into a boozer, the chicks would all flock to me and the dogs would whimper under the table at the sight of the false white-robed cretin. Not that dogs should be allowed in pubs. They stink. Cunts who go for a walk with the dog and come in for a swift one should fuck off. It's your ugly stinking hound. You deal with it and don't subject the rest of us with having to endure it's stupid face. Then there's patrons who think dogs are cute and give it all this attention. They only think it's half cute really but by showering affection on it, not only do they feed the thick dog's insatiable need, they satiate their own. It's like they're proving to the rest of the pub that they are capable of giving love when the reality is that their stupid lickle lives are notable by a complete absence of love, both giving and receiving. 20+ degrees today, it's supposed to be. Absolutely magic. Golf this afternoon. The world is great.

Good excuse to put up the price of oil and gas. Got to protect those incomes. Charge joe bloggs and the tax payer. Every other cunt does.

Dalglish getting found out at Liverpool. The journos hate him more than he hates journos. Let that be two lessons to you "king" kenny: - 1. There's no need to be nasty to people for no good reason. 2. You're as thick as mince. You're pretending otherwise is cringeworthy. Know your limits, severe as they are in your case.

This, I severely doubt.

Jackie Wilson TOTP Dexys. Priceless moment in time. I seen it live. I don't like Kirkcaldy and I don't like Fifers. Jocky didn't change my mind on this but I liked him. At his level.

Agree fj, and I can provide a specific reason too. Isn't this exciting? Mothers day, valentines, st fucking enochs or whatever, even Xmas is all a bunch of shite because it's all a contrivance. The reason why they're so contrived is that these specific days, whatever pagan or historical reason for their existence, are almost exclusively promoted by corporatocracies for the sole purpose of making money.

Can't remember enough about the film to talk specifics but the book, which I read first, in my teens and a decade or two before I caught Kubrick's film, was an immense read. My overall impression of the film was less than positive.

True. That is also factual. There is no point of contention between us. However, I think you miss the whole point.

Brilliant win for Kilmarnock. Since AFC last won a trophy, Killie have won two. We've been in two finals (both 2000) since we last won a trophy. They've been in four.

Deprived of oxygen that long, unfortunately he is probably brain dead already. Delay is for the family as they decide to switch off the life support.

Sorry, Gail got caught lying in the census and Tommy was caught buying votes. Amended results here, now fully audited: -

(Sir?) David Frost's lip are alarming. What a stupid fuck if that's cosmetic. What a faggot if not.