rocket_scientist

If it means not having to put up with Clangers, I'm happy. ABC. Anyone but.

I'm not sure that you should be admitting that. Jethro Tull's music dated badly between the time it was recorded and the time it got released. I saw them at the Capitol. The boy with the flute's a fruit.

I hate fucking poofs. I'm a man, me.

The internet is stultifying the imaginations of the next generation. I was taking a stroll this afternoon, as I do, and watched something remarkable unfold. I knew it must have been remarkable as I'd never seen it before, nor has a google search revealed anything. I watched as a water buffalo, or it could have been a bison, although my son is not bisexual, I can guarantee you that, and as this big cow took a drink from the water of our fast-flowing river, I heard a deep bellow. A hungry piranha took a bite out of the beast and I know it was hungry as it proceeded to eat the whole animal, bones as well and expanded it's own volume and body weight a thousand fold. I'm guessing at the multiple as I never conducted a weight-analysis before and after but you just don't get to see shit like this on the internet. You might have done if I'd bothered to film it first of all and bothered to upload it second of all but why would I do that? It's my memory and mine alone. You cunts should go for a constitutional and get your heads out of your laptops and smartphones. I did, and look how much richer I have become.

Ok. Last post. I'll educate you and him. Here's the truth. Any ignorant or damaged fuck that tries to be clever and take me on gets a bloody nose. Kow and ST have learned to back off. You and TF are too stupid to. I will never get one over on fj because he has class. He knows the score. His irreverance is beautiful to behold. cts is the best poster on the planet. Him and a guy called sharpie who sadly doesn't post no more are a cut above. The boy el padre kens the score too. Big Al and mizer are similarly skilled. Unlike you two immature fuckwits, they don't engage on personals where the forum is impersonal. Its wordz, not peeps. Grow up you fucking child.

You have made yourself out to be a total fud. Everyone sees this. You will see this for yourself in the cold light of day. Specifically, because I will give of myself to you also, you got out of your comfort zone. You tried to be clever. And you are anything but. Sincerity is integrity. Always be true.

How about this as an intelligent riposte? Go fuck yourself. It's a messageboard, with topics. Yet you engage on personals, ignoring any debate possibility whatsoever. Fucking saddo.

Junkie was the only bit that I failed to appreciate. Not sure if there are that many heroin addicts in professional football? But I larfed. The delivery fae the boy was class, content and timing.

So you fail to recognise the truth that the only time I ever engage with him on here is when he attacks me? And I'm the bully? What the fuck is "bullying" anyway on a webchatspeaksite? It's only words therefore impossible to bully or be bullied. You're speaking shite mate. Is that bullying too? To be honest and express my opinion. You are a weak human being. That's my opinion too. Is that ok by you for me to think that? Go suck his cock again. Pathetic.

CLASS vid mizer.

You speak on behalf of others? How arrogant. Who the fuck do you think you are? A shit quote? You don't even understand it. You're just batting for your equally sad "mate", you virtual pal. No way on earth that I respond to good debate with vitriol. Never have. Never will. Prove it. You're speaking shite.

Christ. You get even more stupid and I'm not talking about your fuckwit spelling. You are not a spiritual being. Ergo, you are a scientific being, a being of flesh and blood, body and mind and nothing else? Either your instinct is fucked or your mind. I reckon the latter as it fits with all the previous evidence. The arrogance of atheism is as disgusting as the hypocrisy of piety. I pity you. Yet I still help you. WHY do I do it, TF? Why do I waste my time on you?

I didn't say that you hadn't. You miss the point. Again. I'm afraid that that was quite possibly the most ignorant of all posts. Even by your standards, that's a remarkably stupid post. The time I'm investing in your spiritual development is severely generous, don't you think? Do you know why I do it?

I read it once. I reckoned it was quite a good idea to read what I was instinctively rejecting, so my total rejection was founded. Much as I reject ALL organised religions, there are some great truths within many of them. Not read the Koran but within eastern philosophies and some Buddhist writings, there is some hugely educational material. Your mind is too closed. Your maps are fixed. There's a world outside your head. You should look at it.

You're not capable of learning because you're not capable of listening. You think you know it all already. The bible has a quote for you. Matthew 67 I think. Whoever knows the all but fails to know himself lacks everything. I detest your type the most. Arrogant is ok by me if there's a hint of foundation behind it. It is immature to be arrogant but it's ok if the youth has some degree of talent. Cunts like you have nothing. A loveless sad act.

I must say that preventing Chelski and Mourinho getting three in a row was awesome management by SAF. If he wins it this year, against a lesser manager with a far bigger wallet, it will be equally awesome management. The rat Glazers have starved SAF of funds and he has big weaknesses in his squad, an ageing back line and an even older midfield so against Mancini with his limitless funds, to beat them this year would be an incredible achievement and yet another mark of the man's supremacy. He's made big mistakes along the way, this year in the CL and v. Everton in the semi last year in particular but he's keeping on going like the Duracell bunny much longer than my expectations. There will be some shit thrown at him in the media one day. Like serious heavy shit. Mark my words.

Ahhh... one speaks, the others wade in. Facts gentlemen. Let's not deviate from them. bb, I detest the man obviously - with good reason - but how often do I utter my detestation? Twice, thrice a year? So why does this merit your unfounded allegation of foghornedness? Is free speech not allowed on this site? Look where your love and adulation of JC got him? No fucking gig, that's where, cos he's shite. Just recognise when the wise speak, you fuckers should just STFU and listen. Or at least permit freedom of speech. We never learn when we resent those who are cleverer than us. And I'm the sensei. According to cliquefuck.

Err, I don't think so. The 90/91 team were sublime. We were competitive and won the Mason League Cup against the masons, at the third time of asking. We were a force post Fergie, obviously not as effective as he was a superb manager and as you say, probably the best of all time. Doesn't make him a nice person. Goteborg was the greatest 24 hours of my life, better than the wedding and the birth of my four. But Fergie is a cunt. Cunts aren't necessarily bad quite obviously but he's a bad cunt, a stinking rotten cunt with bits of mince and carrot and the odd pea floating aboot cos the last punter was sick down there.

Fallon is NOT a footballer. Took the second well but a swallow does not a gobble make. Actually, that's not right. A swallow is a completed gobble. Just slightly claustrophobic at the point of impact.

Sheer class from Joe Hart saving the Swansea pen. "Don't wait for me" he was hollering at Sinclair. The penalty is the most mindfucking part of football. Golf is all mindfuck, the ultimate examination of the mechanics and the mind combination, but Hart was just superb there. I said 6 months before the World Cup that Hart was the best English keeper. Think he was on loan to Birmingham at the time but no, the Italian - with no real personal motivation for Engerlund to succeed - picked Green, with catastrophic and hilarious consequences.

Good shout re Arni. He's just so obviously our best and most valuable player, by absolute miles, I thought I'd spread it around a bit.

Agree with Bambi Considine as MOTM. He was excellent. Important penalty save by Brown but his other saves were simple. He was utterly horrific for their goal. Better than Clangers but let's not go sucking his dick just yet. You only get what you pay for. He's on peanuts. But chuffed that he did the simple stuff well and made a great stop at the pen. It was a good height but he guessed right. Horrific challenge on FF. PP's missed open goal was laffable.

You gotta love me, and you gotta learn one day.

Dude, I'm not interested in you and your foibles. This is a messageboard. It's populated by posts, not people. Getting personal on a webchatspeaksite is pretty futile and quite sad, don't you think? So it's not just you. It's da principle. You waded in with your standard default dear fuck. Answer the question. Get with the programme. Join the debate. Deal wid da wordz, not da peeps. Which of the 3 facts and 2 reasonable interpretations were so flawed that they provoked your ire? Prove that you weren't gratuitously having a go cos it was me. Or admit that it was and if it's a bit of sport you want, you've come to the right place. But seriously, drop da personal and let's get back on topic. Your point is?

It is only by dumping frequently and heavily that a man can lose weight. Speaking of men, which French philosopher said this (best translation): - "A man, to be a man, must be a cunt. It is not enough to love cunt, a true man must be a cunt". Problem with some of these fuckers is that they respect the cunt or like it a little bit. Even if they love cunt, furtively, it's not enough. Even Rabbie said "A man's a cunt for a that".