rocket_scientist

I thought Virgin was hilarious. I almost pissed myself laffin when I wrote that. Pity you didn't feel the same. Must try harder. Thanks for jumping in though. I get sarked by this particular rigidhead, again, counter with some fatal questions, and you concentrate on Virgin? Context. Open your mind and see what's going on. Defence to a gratuitous attack with one word at the end that could only rile an idiot. Lighten up you fuckers.

You just love a bitch slapping. You love being part of the gang. You never know when to shut the fuck up. Let's get specific here. Three facts and two reasonable interpretations were offered in the OP. Which do you dispute? Only then can we can deal with your denials regarding my incisive observations of your own considerable inadequacies. Virgin.

Lol. I didn't say all 3,200. I said amongst. The look of aghast was common amongst total strangers to me, not just our lot. Why were you not similarly outraged? Did you not know what day of the week it was? Why do you feel the need to psycho-analyse and try to get one over on me? Do you belong here? Does it give you comfort? Do you speak on behalf of the whole site? Is this why you said "us"? Is this not the precise reason why this site doesn't attract new users?

That's what we first remember about the actual game. After 6 minutes if I recall. But the team selection was the crime. We knew it before 3 pm. There was outrage amongst the 3,200 of us who were there.

I can't remember abut Mason. His last hoorah was Hampden 2-1 in my mind, so 1989. Was he still at the club then? If he was then he may well have been injured but I remember little of Mason beyond the superb cup win. All 3 games were good finals but it was so sweet to do them in the 3rd.

If ye're nae the brightest, can I suggest you stop shouting about it from the rooftops? Facts, reasonable interpretation and wild speculation were the clues. Is an interesting offering invalidated by a last ditch injection of tangential nonsense, in my usual style? Did you miss the whole point? Are my idiot-sifting devices still working wonderfully? Did you want King Lear hounded out of town and was Spike Milligan mad? Up with pragmatic in-the-box rigid thinking!!!

Facts: - Smiffy made a diabolical mistake in team selection at Ibrox 21 years ago. We fans at Ibrox were looking round at each other in incredulity when the teams were announced. Jocky Scott fell out with Smiffy over this, which cost him their relationship and his job. Reasonable interpretation: - Today's P & J shows opinions and a state of mind of the AFC ex-manager that is nothing less than sick. The comments he came out with can only come from a hun. Wild speculation: Smiffy is a poof. He just doesn't look comfortable in the presence women. I've hated the man ever since May 1991. I turned on him on that one day alone. It was a disgrace to try and play for a draw which would have won us the SPL for the first time in six years, a title we deserved to win because we were the best. We were on a long winning streak and we would have thrashed Rangers if we had been prepared and motivated properly and put out the right team.

Man U are shit.

I suggest you may be mistaken mizer me old fruit. Petrie made the point that a ST at Hibs equates to £12 a game. That's affordable and reasonable. How much it costs for away fans to get there is not a consideration he could reasonably be expected to consider. Kilmarnock is a shit hole but a carload of four of them would be less than a fiver a head in diesel for their knocked off motor and probably free given that they're using red diesel they chored fae some low paid mink's place of work.

Agree with you tyrant re Pressley. A rare beacon of passion and common sense on the programme. It was a shite "debate". Traynor's self-importance, bun-eating ill-disciplined fat cunt that he is, and Levein's wooden-ness stood out painfully. Quite liked Rod Petrie though.

I also couldn't really care less where an individual comes from if they are competent but where they are recruited from another country - in these two cases from our auld enemy - AND they are patently INCOMPETENT, then it's quite obvious that the recruiters are not fit for purpose. This is more evidence to support the case that football continues to be mismanaged. From Ernie Walker to Jim Farry to Lex Gold, all we've ever had are exploiting self-serving arseholes in Scottish fitba. Of more immediate concern to me is the exploiting self-serving arsehole who owns less than 30% of AFC and yet has been allowed to run the club into the dirt.

SPL & SFA run by two Englishmen. We get the organisation we deserve. Two fucking weak, ineffective Englishmen to boot. A coupla major fannies.

Dat be a big very statement. Dat be a bold very statement. Dat be a true very statement. Cue da balloon who speaketh the contrarieth.

Missed it last night but will tune in to Rob McLean. McLeish is stating the obvious, something many of us have been saying for years. The fact that our football administrators, our coaches and our managers have failed to do anything about the obvious is an indictment of the type of brain power in the Scottish game. A passionate chairman with vision could have leapfrogged this shadow of shite that are SPL teams. It's fuck all to do with money and everything to do with passion, intelligence and vision. We got fuck all of any of this in Scotland.

Very difficult to decide who has been the most useless and error-strewn? It's between Ibra and the ref. Gutless second half. Same old Arsenal. Same old Arsehole Arsene.

I finished watching a taped recording of Lou Reed's Transformer, switched over to catch the third and I don't know which viewing is the more avant garde. The miss by El Shaarawy was 100% awesome goalkeeping. I said on his debut that the young Arsenal keeper reminded me of Schmeichel. He's still learning his art but that was fantastic goalkeeping right there. Sheer genius.

Bastards. I'm with Groucho. Any club that admits etc. A decade of this horseshit? Seriously impressed. Usually only quality that lasts. Well done to the faggots who faggoted around and faggot still to bring faggoting faggotry to us fags. And fitba.

And almost predictably so. It would be a rare 34 year old to have enough life-experience, enough self-knowledge and enough maturity to effectively man-manage rich and talented athletes not much younger than him. He wasn't that rare man. The curse of Roman's stolens goes on. Mourinho was the magic he couldn't appreciate and even he couldn't pull off 3 in a row v. SAF. The elusive Champions League is no longer even a pipe-dream. How excellent that a Terry slip on the penalty spot is what he'll have nightmares over, for the rest of his thieving, disreputable existence. I laff at Chelski. Drogba. Terry. Cole. Fannies, the lot o em.

Luck on Atlantic is shit, despite Dustin Hoffman.

Unbeaten but not entertaining. Not losing but hardly winning. This is not a recipe for longevity. The fans are voting with their feet.

First AFC game for a while where it wasn't embarrassing. On that score, pass marks. But Celtic were garbage too. Two very poor football teams.

12/24. Rejected, it says. You have to get 18 of 24 stupid questions correct to be considered "British"? You would have to be stupid to believe that this is a genuine survey. Or it is, in fact, a survey designed and commissioned by the most stupid of people. Given my opinion of civil servants, I wouldn't rule out the latter. For the record, if they ever design a true barometer of Britshness, I don't want to be. The state of Britishness is a forced falsehood, an instrument of state with which to abuse natives.

My personal thanks go to you, caledonia, whoever the fuck you are. You enriched my life with that. What a fucking arse and the restaurant and stuff was cool. See thae cliquee cunts who give you a hard time? Tell them to fuck off.

complete with the 1 as the penultimate exclamation on the revision. Genius. I past a pedantic old fucker on the road this morning who shouldn't really have been driving, at quarter passed nine.

Well I'll be fucked. Or it's you that's fucked, fucked being a bit fucking strong for an issue that none of us really give a fuck about. But now that we've started, we should fucking finish. Right fuckers, fj is rarely wrong and neither am I. Is it me who's passed it?