rocket_scientist

Dead is indeed a fatal condition. One from which there is no return. However, whilst it doesn't matter to the deceased, the method of their deceasement does matter. There are issues of legal responsibility and culpability to be considered. Did I achieve my objective? This HAS to be the most useless, inane and uninformative of all posts ever? I win.

Koreans coming over and taking our jobs. I don't care how much money they're spending but if oor dogs go missing aff oor streets, there WILL be trouble.

So you're not curious about the blackness, Satan and weirdness associations, only the Florida connection? Why? How does your mind work? NFI how mine does, just curious about yours?

Martin O'Neill's insistence on wearing rugby shirts under his woollies is disturbing.

Quan. Go. Gok. Wan. Go. Wank.

Owen Coyle deserves a slap. His establishment-sycophantisising makes my ears burn. An ice pick perhaps, or possibly a strangle.

Sepp Blatter is to blame here. It happened on his watch. Khalil Fahmi, Sky News Arabia's correspondent (honest) should learn to speak English. Can't believe he got that job the unintelligible moron.

Skye is horrendous. I couldn't pass through quick enough. It's the Florida of Scotland, just not as flat. People-wise, just a blight on humanity. At least Fife and Glasgow are real in terms of their inhumanity. Skye folk are just weird. Edgar Allen Poe was thinking of Skye fruits when he wrote his shizz. South Uist however, through Skye one travels to find, is a delight. Their people are slightly less weird and more open, not being as cursed by Satan but their landscape is one in which you can breathe. In Skye, one gasps for air, the environs being cursed in blackness.

AFC plc have been paying the wages and expenses of 23 bloody staff in our Scouting & Youth Development department for fucking years. It's the overall management that needs to up their game. There is no possible justification for Milne's killing of our club.

That's cos he's a damn good manager who was undermined from day one from outwith by Sellick and from within by Milne and Miller. I'll get my Nevica (1988)

The huns' ineptitude at this made me chortle.

Dalglish is a fud. This is not opinion. It's a technical term which encapsulates his persona. He makes me laff tragically. When asked about the disputed pen they got at the weekend he said "I'll go with the ref" with a guilty look on his thick weegie mug. When asked to comment on something that reflected very poorly on his player, he says "I never seen it". He's a grade A fucking moron and hope he gets found out, for the sake of natural justice. SUPERB footballer he was.

Was in Barca and Amsterdam in December. Algarve in a couple of weeks. Rabat in March. Will be nice to get some heat after months of shite. Paris - just south - in July. England next week. Manchester Weds but Birmingham next Thursday will be the best trip of the lot, surprisingly.

Manc, you MUST go to Parc Guell in Barca and you MUST go to La Sagrada Familia. Gaudi rocks. Orlando is shite. Worst part of America and worst place in the world. Just a horrible flat place full of horrible fat bastards.

Not just the scouse scum. Chelsea fans too last week. Where is the mind that sends a bullet to the victim of racial abuse? Any possible purpose or logic behind the bullet-sending escapes me.

I don't think he should have been arrested. That's not fair. His angst stems from a 50 year period of unemployment, the start of which coincided with those pesky dark skinned western oriental gentlemen coming over and taking our jobs. He's got a right to complain. It's cost him his life. It swings in roundabouts. My main prejudice is to men like him. I detest elderly fat cunts in baseball caps. Add specs to the mix and it makes my blood boil. I don't rant in public about it though. I take the sweetest satisfaction every time he goes for a job interview, knowing that the dumb fuck hadn't been cautioned about wearing that fucking hideous white over garment. Never in the history of the world has a man wearing that type of utter monstrosity ever gotten a job. Or a fuck for that matter.

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Fuck that. All I need to hear from your sweet ass is that they're worth watching for whatever the fuck they're charging.

Kate Perry was on just now. That is a class specimen of womanhood. I was disappointed to the extent of guttedness when she bought the brand of Russell. The fact they are separating does not alleviate it. She should have known better.

Not sure I care too much about her future material that she personally performs but big up respect that she's writing for others, and some big names too apparently. As for her "home" town, I fucking hate Alford. Not as badly as I do Ellon or Huntly but the same parochial non thinking neepness prevails. It must have been hell growing up there. Anything not NE coast is bad of course but inland neepsville must have been really bad.

She's brilliant. She was cool on Norton recently when Madonna was on. Didn't realise? She's as Alford as they come.

Salmond is already on the case. Our best advertising firm brains in Glasgow and Edinburgh are engaged in creating appropriate marketing strategies. The destruction of Israel is the common theme, looking at the first draft prototypes. It would be politically incorrect to reveal the straplines.

Whether he does or does not get a decent gig in the future is outwith our control. What I'm saying is that he would fail if he ever got a top management job again.

4-2 down in the 5th. I'm not watching it (ESPN?) but to get this close to Djokavic has got to be an improvement. That bloody Lendl may prove to be the key. Imagine having him and Murray over to dinner? I'd be on the floor before the starters.

Ok, so you're not as much an advocate of him as I first read. You admit that his "success" was indeed "a while ago". People change and abilities change. I swear that whatever opinion you're reading is wrong in that Real won't appoint Rafa. That would be suicide. Rafa's ability to inspire others has long since evaporated. He's become what he always was. It just wasn't so apparent when he had energy, enthusiasm and dynamism. Some managers (in business, life etc. too, not just sport) were never cut out for it and it's only when they do get found out that they stop believing in themselves, rightly. If Rafa doesn't believe it, no employer's going to take the chance but even more crucially if the employer did take a punt, the players aren't going to believe him. Rafa did believe in himself once upon a time and he was producing, getting others to perform at the top of their games. I suspect the start of his downfall was man-management rather than technical or knowledge gaps. Perhaps he believed in his own hype and adulation and forgot the key responsibilities and functions of the role. Whatever the reason, he's damaged goods, a manager who can't manage men and who knows he can't. This is different from Calderwood. His bluster was based on bullshit from the start. He couldn't believe how far he got with zero intelligence, zero charisma, zero inspiration and zero management ability. He just was never a leader of men and always knew it himself and suckers like us gave him five fucking years.