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Four and a half hours after the event was how long it took to be mentioned. It's a point for debate. It's what webchatspeaksites are for.

The manner of victory is not as important as the three points, obviously, and the combination of Kari's superb hit and the keeper sleeping led to the winner but not to even mention or acknowledge the part played by Pernis would be the type of omission that might define certain "football fans".

Who will mention the inept Pernis first? Great strike but it should never go in from there when straight at the keeper, even when coming in off the underside of the bar. Shocking error.

You can add "knows fuck all about women" to your list. There is nothing more important for a man than good relations with women.

Without a shadow of doubt. No debate. It would be big, meaty and substantial. Hopefully with a commensurate appetite. Wouldn't like her husband to get home too soon. She needs a bear. Nothing less than top energy would be acceptable for her. I think she'd be a memorable fuck. A first class physical emptying.

There is zero debate about the value of the armed forces historically for the UK. Their volume, bravery, servitude whatever ensured military objectives were achieved. There is debate about the value of the directives given to the military however, particularly post cessation of WW2. It appears that the more recent the directive, the more see-through and insane the offensive action becomes. On a less political note, there is great debate about the shaggability or otherwise of these various spouses of military personnel. I would shag the majority of them. This is true of the majority if not all of any decent sized cross section of the female human race. Apart from Fife women. It would be less than 50% there. And Perth.

Yeah DVD's. For morons. You watch a film. You like it. So you buy the DVD. Why? To watch it again obviously. But why? You've already seen it. There's no suspense left. You know how it ends. Idiots.

Lineker, Shearer & Lawro are three peas in a pod. What they have in common precisely is precisely why they are unemployable. Fucking wanks.

Owen Coyle's one dimensionality is being exposed. Took a while. The boy's got some bullshit and bluster.

Mate sent me a web link for a more than interesting article. Whilst browsing through some other stuff on the site, one guy was saying how he is so "haunted" by the prospect of wasting time that he drew out a grid, 52 x 80 and he coloured in his weeks to date and once a week, coloured in another square.... predictably so. How stupid is Ian, one of the replies/responses to the blog? >>> Ian Anywhere that I can get a copy of that notebook square so I can make my own version and track my 'remaining days'? Awesome site. Just awesome. POSTED ON 05:36AM ON APRIL 03, 2009 [PERMALINK] >>> Anyone who is unable to use pencil and paper to create a 52 x 80 is too moronic to help. It's great how US citizens can continue to lower the bars.

The bookies got it right @ 4/11 for Cavendish. I don't get how they can be THAT certain for a phone poll.

Party Fears Two by the Associates just now. Forgot how utterly pathetic the lyrics were. I'll have a shower And then phone my brother up Within the hour I'll smash another cup Please don't start saying that Or I'll start believing you If I start believing you I'll know that this party fears two And what if this party fears two? The alcohol loves you while turning you blue View it from here From closer to near Awake me Don't turn around I won't have to look at you And what's not found Is all that I see in you My manners are failing me I'm left feeling ugly And you say it's wonderful To live with I never will So what if this party fears two? The alcohol loves you while turning you blue View it from here From closer to near Awake me I'm standing still And you say I dress too well Still standing still I might but it's hard to tell Even a slight remark Makes nonsense and turns to shark Have I done something wrong? What's wrong's the wrong that's always in wrong I'll have a shower And then phone my brother up Within the hour I'll smash another cup

No not a decent watch at all. Only reason I watched it for the first time in ages was to see the Walker Cup team who were told that they had been nominated for Team of the Year. But they weren't one of the 3 teams??? Man U, Wales rugby and the faggots who won, English cricket. Shite programme but for the Lifetime award for SSRedgrave. Cavendish is another awesome athlete though.

You said I was "out of order". You condescended with my being "entertaining". You said my problem was that you were there. What's the problem? I know you weren't having a go at me for the sake of it but what, specifically, have I misrepresented?

Maybe you didn't lie? Maybe you're right and I'm wrong. I've offered it verbatim. The onus is now on you to say how I have lied.

What are you taking about? The only thing I have ever recounted from the Capitol 1996 was that Milne said that "the product" would always be the priority. What's confusing you? What are you arguing about?

You're digging deeper. The question that you've forgotten was reproduced on this forum this week, verbatim. My "attitude" to Willie Miller was what? I said 18 words when I interrupted him, also produced verbatim. Your problem was that you lied about what happened that night and fabricated events for reasons unknown... although I could speculate why you made shit up. Was it because I caught you speaking crap again? Every single word I spoke that night has been reproduced verbatim on here. Now tell me what "my problem" is and tell us what really went on?

How about this as a "pretty much" interpretation of the exact words quoteth that night? "Are you denying that you said it? We can go to a show of hands if you like?" This jog your memory? You want to concede now or shall you slaughter yourself?

Sir, you are a fucking liar and a sad little distorter arsehole, so predictably drawn out in less than half a shake of a lambs tail.

Likewise but not surprised. Apathy is strong. Milne is winning. The last time I bothered to attend an AGM was 2008 and I wanted an answer to a good question. We got a revealing response and we got a result, in writing from the chairman later that week. Not once since then have we seen any criticism of the fans. Never in the last three years have we heard or read anyone at AFC come out with the shite that they used to. People on the internet however who were supposedly Aberdeen fans lied about the content of my question, the reaction to it and my conduct so my own position now is why should I bother my arse? Everyone who was there in 2008 knows the truth. Too many cunts on AFC webchatspeaksites are more concerned with online persona's and online grudge matches, sad fucks.

Staggering. Twice in 3 days last week I was the subject of an attempted pickpocketing in Barcelona. Twice I stopped, stood still in a moving crowd and eyeballed the cunt. Twice, eye-contact was averted. They really don't want to be seen and twice they skulked off skilfully, both turning back from whence we had all come. After the second time, we were back at the local bar opposite our hotel and I asked what would have happened if I'd battered into a thief. Not that I would have, both times they were working in at least pairs and the first time, the escalator got stopped and there could have been a whole gang of them. Apparently, unless they've stolen a minimum of €400, you can't confront them physically. I don't know the exact rules but unless they've SUCCEEDED in removing four hunner fae you was one criteria and the locals thought it was all nuts. Just like Fred the Shred and his ilk should have been slammed into the slammer, a fare-dodger should have been taught a lesson and a pickpocket should get a fucking good hiding. Confronters of fare-dodgers, pickpockets and other assorted social scum getting prosecuted is insane although the reasons behind all this is an interesting debate. Jerry Sadowitz is right. The world, and Britain in particular, is turning gay.

Missed the first half hour last night but agree, well worth the watch. Most memorable bit for me was Billy Connolly in part 1 talking about "intent" and the "inner ear". He nailed it. As a polemicist highly skilled in sifting out unskilled thinkers, I loved that bit.

The maddest thing in the world is managers getting changed into shorts for a game they won't be playing in. It's only slightly retarded when one misinterprets posts.

Fail to Prepare, Prepare to Fail Mr Keane would be well advised to take a lesson from Mr Coyle. Tonight's crucial win by Bolton may well have consigned the utterly shite manager of the utterly shite Blackburn to football management obscurity. Should the baldy fat cunt ever get a chairman mad enough to give him a gig in the future, he would be well advised to learn from the wise Owen. As we can clearly see, Coyle is dressed for the job, joining his players in the changing room before and sharing ablutions after. The ill-named fat bastard isn't so keen to get his kit off so what the fuck does he expect. Loser.

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