rocket_scientist

Logan was on Sinclair. Shinnie was on Christie, as he had been the whole game. It was a tremendously intelligent run by Christie but Shinnie let him go and worse, was badly positioned in front of him to not anticipate the run behind him. Logan saw that Shinnie had let him go and left his man to cover.

That's not going against the flow, I don't think. You're right that those two aren't anywhere good enough to get a start in a good, winning team. It's just that McInnes has recruited so utterly badly that we've got a majority of footballers who are over the age of 21 who aren't anywhere near enough for AFC and when we know from bitter experience that he won't give our younger players a fair or decent run, we're left with scraping around amongst dross to find a team to put out. The biggest problems won't change until Milne and McInnes get to fuck and that's not happening any month soon.

Tell him? I just did. Div ye mind the time Dunty and Millerman thought they would be retail magnates and took that small hovel of a store on King Street? They had cleared the place and only had a few shelves up when they sat down for a break and a cup of tea. Miller said to Dunty "I bet any minute now a pensioner comes by, press their face in the windie and ask what we're selling". No sooner than the words were spoken a curious old wifie peeked in the windie and asked what they were selling? "We are selling arseholes", Dunty snapped at her. Quick as a flash, she said "Must be doing well. Only two left".

For the avoidance of doubt, I'm not signing up. The only man who fucks my wife is me. As far as I know. My appetites are not singular however. But that's fuck all to do with her. Nor you cunts. It certainly doesn't involve men though. Weirdo.

It would be best if you fucked off you boring cunt. At least the sick and twisted are interesting posters.

Well she hasn't actually but I could ask her in an hour when she gets home.

That was superb. This was the version I know but it may also have been a cover: -

In your patent attempts to groom men for your own sexual gratification, in whatever roles you aspire for them, how successful have you found online fitba forums? Some of us go to football. Your rallying cry for support was amusing and easily ignored for the fact you never watch football but I'd be interested to know where these "men" you recruited came from? The man of Indian origin and a cementer to trade that you brought to orgasm with your expert manual manipulation and the voyeurs you have watching you with a woman, how many of these did you find on AFC forums?

I said at HT on this thread that one mistake was the difference. Switch off for a second or words to that effect. If it wasn't obvious to any of us at the game at the time, I've since seen the highlights and there's no debate to be had. Our captain, a natural left back, isn't delivering in the middle of the park. Those fuckwits with their seagull video didn't prophesise that it would be "we've got Graeme Shinnie" who would make the one fatal error that separated the sides but there's no question that he did.

Lewis Logan - McKenna - Devlin - Lowe Wright - Ferguson - Ball - McLennan Anderson - Cosgrove If Devlin not fit, Considine Drop the fucking captain. Post a message. Have a go. Edit: that's a 4-2-1 with three floaters. Ferguson and Ball are fixed in the middle with Cosgrove ahead of them but Wright and McLennan should swap wings regularly and with Anderson, should be fluid in formation and be buzzing around looking to feed off Cosgrove as well as picking up from Logan and Lowe as well. I once attended a game at Ibrox which DUFC won 1-2. In the very first minute, Kevin Gallacher sprinted from left to right touchlines, shadowed by John Brown. He kept running and Brown kept following, knackering him out within 10 minutes. Gallacher scored the winner in the second half. That's what our three youngsters can do. Run like fuck and confuse and tire the opposition. Just sprint into space. It doesn't matter where the play is. Gerrard's mules are so thick they will follow and we can pick them off later.

Excellent post. Cosgrove is a unit, one who wins aerial battles and has football intelligence. He holds up and lays off well. Another huge plus is that he is combative by nature and has big fight in him. He did exactly what he was supposed to do yesterday, which unfortunately on the other hand is the maximum of his capabilities because prolific goal scorer he will never be, not being able to kick a football with pace towards the goal being a rather fatal technical handicap for a competent striker. The problem was there was nobody around him to feed off the headers won. I agree Shinnie and Ferguson were toothless yesterday. Shinnie was shite yet again and it was him going to sleep that gave Christie his goal, the one difference in the whole game. Ferguson has had too much smoke blown up his arse from McInnes and is far from a finished article. But it's harsh just to blame those two. GMS and McGinn could be feeding off Cosgrove too but the whole thing doesn't work. On many occasions yesterday we had all 11 players in either the left or right half of the pitch. A goal kick from Lewis was targeting Sam on the right so every one of our 10 outfield players were right of the centre spot. A throw in on the left similarly had every AFC player left of the centre spot. McInnes doesn't even understand how to use GMS and McGinn to maintain width, to create options when we do win possession, to make space to stretch the opposition. McLennan on the left and another youngster on the right - I would try Wright - should be straight swaps for GMS and McGinn.

Hughes is gone. He can keep giving out all the hard luck stories but he can't argue with results. Unlike other situations, I don't see a bounce back effect happening with his departure. Spurs at 2/5 on Wednesday should be great value.

Why estranged? Were you penetrating him in his infancy or childhood to satiate your odd need to involve males in your sex? Although it's not odd or abnormal at all these days apparently. But you did say straight sex was a "chore". Or did you pick a bad woman to procreate with and "she's turned the weans against us"?

The most sickening thing today was the Strathclyde Police and their handling of the young fool who went on to the pitch.

Max Lowe is a good footballer but he fucked up badly early in the 2nd half when he was clear through with great support in the middle but got excited and overhit his cross. He's got a lot to learn.

Connor McLennan is another outstanding young prospect. As was Scott Wright, Bruce Anderson and Frank Ross. And it was equally obvious that James Maddison was also a brilliant young talent. But they're only a prospect once. The idea is to take that prospective showing, work with them, develop their skills and fill their heads with the right attitudes starting with a robust work ethic. Whilst the reason why too many footballers who have gone backwards under this manager may or may not be DIRECTLY related to not working hard enough in training, it's a fucking crime that these senior favourite journeymen donkeys keep the bright young things out of the team. Proof of how shit Aberdeen fans are is how they sang the manager's name after this final and after the semi. When they watch football do they not know what they're looking at? Don't they ask the obvious questions, the most obvious today being why haven't we seen enough of this McLennan character? Have they been brainwashed by Milne and his sick agenda? Do they listen to what the GWT says about McInnes, again without wondering why this fucking geriatric is on OUR payroll? McInnes is diseased towards youth. One that he didn't fancy scored in the EPL yesterday and got selected for his country. Meanwhile our brainbox manager thought it was a great idea to re-sign McGinn, another fucking wage thief who wouldn't give his boss any grief, being so fortunate that anyone gives him the money that we do. Fucking shambles. All too predictable under these clowns running our club.

Not a bad first half but switch off for one second and the mistake was punished. Gutting. Such a simple through ball for their goal.

My bed is warm. I don't want to get up and have to drive for hours, fighting heavy traffic and spend money buying everyone a meal after witnessing McInnes' version of my club get humiliated and capitulate weakly. But four others are relying on me to do it and sometimes we need to make sacrifices. What a fucking waste of a day coming up...

If any of you live in Aberdeen and have not been here, you don't have any valid excuse. http://www.yorokobibycj.co.uk Cos I've just telt ye. We never knew Japanese food until a couple of years ago. My mate opened Kazoku in St Andrews and it was a revelation. My wife and I eat Japanese everywhere we go now. Tonight was our very first takeaway, from Huntly Street and our first ever fusion roll (Salmon Special). After that and our standard Tuna & Salmon Sashami (awesome anywhere), I didn't even try the main course. That can keep until tomorrow. Get into the wasabi and sake masters. It's the best.

FOUR by Shankland. Aye the cunt was nae good enough for us

Agree Al but a nice ironic twist there. I don't believe the majority of what "Aunty BBC" comes away with neither. You nailed both bad eggs in one Freudian slip, the cunts.

If Considine gets picked to start, this would be a major management failing, probably a fatal one. My biggest fear is not Celtic but McInnes.

It is starting to sound like the rumpus I used to know on the hat. If it looks like one and sounds like one, chances are that it is one. And if true that would be a damn good thing. Plus, what he's said is true. It was Tony Doc's "allegiance" to ra sellic that was one of the biggest reasons for McInnes not going to Ibrox given how the Sevco board approached the subject during the negotiations.

On the contrary, a mate of ours used to often say "show us yer beard" to attractive lassies within our locale, normally a drinking establishment in Aberdeen city centre. It was said quickly and in a tone and pitch that would have made it extremely difficult to understand and highly unlikely to be interpreted by the intended recipient, even if she knew that she was the target, which was more often than not, not the case. These were days when fuds grew naturally and the shaving of pubic hair was rare.

Kennedy was excellent... despite his facial hair. You brought it up, not me! But I thank you for the opportunity... Agree on beardness. I despise them, both the beard and the people who have them. Disagree on moustaches. I despise them too. Dinna like facial hair period. It's like they're trying to hide something, or they don't like their own face. The late Francis Bacon is one of the greatest artists of all time and boy did he despise his own face. His self loathing was on an industrial scale but he never got so pathetic that he didn't shave. Ok already, some of you are proud of the shite on your faces and you're going to argue that it facilitates cunnilingus but it just makes you look like a fuddish cunt in my eyes. Edit: Live and let live I say. I'm not going to not let you live or kill you if you choose a beard or a moustache. I just can't help my instinct being repulsed by your appearance however.