El Padre™

To be fair, he knows everything about the team. Follows them about in casinos and nightclubs taking pictures of them boozing.

Should be making his way into the first team next season. Should we start giving him pelters now so he's got thick skin in time for his first game? Looks a bit skinny to me.

That sounds a bit tasty, dont know if I fancy that! If anyone can elaborate then...

I was in Olomouc visiting mates the week before the draw. I'd been telling them for years that Aberdeen would pump Olomouc no problem. That turned out well.

Does no cunt go to Millport anymore?

My god, is there anyone who is actually less committed to his word than Mark McGhee? If he can't find a better player than Duff (not that I think Duff is shite) in his supposed list of 100 players then he's at it.

BBC gossip section, him and Kyle being tracked by them!

Mulgrew is attracting interest from brentford apparently. LOLZ.

Nae luck Fulham, close but no cigar!

I reckon you could enjoy yourself quite easily out there but trips away to Eastern Europe are best enjoyed with a few mates, especially if you're going out to get blootered, and lets face facts, thats what you're going to do! Your best bet is definitely Bratislava, its a great base for travelling that region. Say hi to techno-viking if you see him

I can't think of anything worse than a preseason trip to Dunfermline. Well, apart from us re-signing McDonald.

So many promising moves broke down at the feet of Juan Kerr (see what I did there again? I'm on fucking fire today) that he was one of the main reasons our strikers were struggling to score more than 5 goals each, he was one of the reasons we couldn't string three passes together against teams we should be ripping to shreds. Off you go to hearts, once you're there I'll finally be able to let out the boos I've been holding in all season long.

I feel quite disillusioned now. I don't think I can go on.

Agreed, if McGhee could get him to show his talent consistantly/regularly then he would be a handy signing. I'd imagine he's on Hughes radar though.

I like just singing the club name repeatedly, I'm a traditionalist.

Alalalalalalalalala enoch showumni murmur murmur murmur? Rubbish song.

Paton's the new Maguire. If he doesn't fulfill his 'potential' this coming season then I don't see him getting much better.

A player I'd like to see at Pittodrie is Tam Scobbie from Failkirk. Did you see what I did there? I called them Fail-kirk. That's pretty funny.

Hows about.....

Turns out Barnsley are after Nish as well so this is a non-runner!

I'm not too bothered about his attitude regarding fans if truth be told, I just don't think he's a good player. If he's not hitting the target with set-pieces then he offers absolutely nothing to the team.

He played well against us, but apparently he wasn't consistent as far as that kind of performance went. Who does Showumni come on loan from?

Mulgrew wants to play at international level? What a complete fantasist, he's barely good enough for the SPL. He's a one trick pony who needs a miracle if he's to step up to even championship football.

Never been a fan of Nish, but if it's the best we can do then I suppose we don't have much choice.