El Padre™

Calderwood said last night that Miller isn't going anywhere this side of 2010. Bye Lee.

This is clearly why she hasn't managed this fixture since the 80's

Not broken. Don't fix.

Nope, unless Boruc keeps his usual poor form up we're going to struggle. Our defence seems to be as shaky as its ever been at the moment and I could see Samaras and co. destroying Zander and Consi.

I herd it heer.

Quick reality check: Hearts have Killie at Rugby Park, then Caley at Tynecastle We have either side of the old firm at a time when our defence is starting to look shaky. Hearts will be 5 points clear of us by the end of the month. Good win tonight though.

FAF as fuck!

I'm rofling all over the floor!

Basically what Mizer is saying is: I'M NOT GAY I DO HETERO STUFF ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!

Just a wee Babycham for me!

I heard a rumour that he trawls the internet looking for bangkok chickboys. ALLEGEDLY.

Pwild?

Into the wild? Is he feral?

I wish the press would stop linking us to all these high profile players. Its too much.

All this from a twenty second interview? He's not got the most inspiring on screen personality anyway. I think some calming down is required.

What he wears in clubs after hours is his business.

Why? Am I about to be interviewed by the police again?

I'm going EasyJet via Dublin. Anyone else doing the same?

Now go get me some juice.

Not sure what your point is.....

Whats the chances of Hebrew telling us in about a months time that she's heard a rumour that Deano might come back to us?

The slaggin wagon?

This chats well out of order.

Considering they had an R Kelly on the board, they should have seen it coming.

He's wrecked our youth policy.