El Padre™

http://www.afc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/38/75/0,,10284~5010744,00.jpg[/img] Aberdeen today completed the signing of Irish teenager Dean Jarvis. The 16 year old has joined the Dons from Ballymoor FC in Derry, Northern Ireland. Dean is a left back who can also play centre half and has already represented Northern Ireland at U16 and U17 level. Neil Simpson has been impressed with the player. "Dean has a very good attitude and a real determination to succeed which is important. He is left sided and is a player who likes to get forward. He seems to have settled in quickly and we are all hoping he does well." The player was spotted by Head of Scouting Colin Grant. "I was over at the Foyle Cup last year and was very impressed when I saw him play. His team Derry and District actually won the tournament and Dean played no small part in their success. Although he was at left back he was bombing forward at every opportunity." Dean is the second player at the club from Northern Ireland. Midfielder Sammy Stewart was signed from Glenavon last summer while Anthony Bolger from the Republic of Ireland joined the U19 squad earlier in the season. Colin added, "Northern and Southern Ireland are areas we will continue to look at very closely. It is a good breeding ground. You only need to look at the number of players heading across the Irish Sea every year to clubs in the Premiership and Championship in England to see how much talent is over there and we have two or three more players in the pipeline. Head of Youth Development Lenny Taylor recognises the good work Colin is doing in Ireland. "We are very pleased with the job Colin has done over there. He has built up some very good contacts with teams and associations in both the south and the north. Colin will again go over and watch the Foyle Cup in July which is the premier tournament in Northern Ireland and in August we will have a team competing at the Galway Cup which is the main tournament in the Republic of Ireland. Dean started full time with the club yesterday as part of the U19 squad and everyone at Pittodrie wishes him well in his career with the Dons.

Not necessarily. NOT NECESSARILY.

I think basically what Ajja and NtBear are saying is JIMMY MUST GO/SACK THE BOARD

A day in the life of Mizer: Wake up. Fist Cow Masturbate Cry Sob Post MOTM thread on Donstalk Masturbate Cry Sob Post EE article on Donstalk Masturbate Cry Sob

WE MUST WIN EVERY GAME JIMMY MUST GO OMFG LOLZ LMAO WTF

Could be, what does he look like again?

I'll be there. I've sharpened my wireless keyboard. Ya Prick.

Section Y?

She's always first with the big exclusives!

I'm sure the Junior and Highland leagues are highly competitive but absolutely nae cunt wants to watch them!

Could be the next big thing then eh?

Is he a right good laugh 'n' that?

An absolute BELTer of a moment!

All I know is that he was well hung and liked to swing in garages.

My move has a heavier keycount, therefore I win.

Never liked him, he just seemed to do a lot of hanging around in the shed.

Be careful or I'll run at you while furiously pressing CTRL+ALT+DELETE

Keyboard warriors unite, CAPSLOCK buttons at the ready!

You love it when fists are flying furiously up your tunnel

Another year wouldn't do either party any harm.

When does RedTV get the highlights? They've been available on the BBC site since last night but they still aren't available to RedTV subscribers

Jambos in the dock HEARTS face a major SFA probe after an explosive post-match bust-up at Aberdeen. SunSport can reveal that Jambos left-back Lee Wallace was given a straight red card for branding ref Iain Brines a ‘f****** p****’ after the final whistle of their 1-0 defeat at Pittodrie. And right-back Robbie Neilson threw PUNCHES at Dons players Chris Maguire and Lee Mair during another ferocious spat in the tunnel. It’s understood players from both teams struggled to split up the warring stars as pent-up emotion from a towsy game erupted into ugly scenes. Adding to Jambos’ shame last night was news that the Dons will be sending them a bill for the cost of repairing damage to a dressing-room door caused by an unidentified member of the Hearts squad. A Dons spokesman said: “There was damage and we will be writing to Hearts.†Csaba Laszlo’s disgraced side had earlier seen stopper Marius Zaliukas — who had already been booked — shown a straight red card for HEADBUTTING Dons’ goal hero Lee Miller. Hearts had three other players cautioned along with four Aberdeen players in a gripping match watched by a bumper 18,021 crowd. The Tynecastle side were livid with Brines and nursing a sense of injustice over some of his decisions. Seething skipper Christophe Berra said: “After I got my yellow card I was SCARED to make a challenge. “I felt if I made another challenge I was going to be sent off. That affected my game. “I don’t think my yellow card was deserved. Even the free-kick for Aberdeen’s goal was NEVER a foul in a million years. “I just stood my ground, protected myself and won the ball. Lee Miller went over, but people do that to Christian Nade. He’s a big strong boy, though, and he never gets those decisions. “There’s so much I want to say — but I can’t. “We have to deal with this like men. But there’s a lot of frustration and anger in our dressing room.†Advertisement Laszlo, reflecting on his team’s first defeat in eight games, said: “I don’t know why Lee Wallace was red-carded. You must ask the referee. “He just came into the dressing room and he had a conversation with Lee. He told me he’d given him a red card. “Robbie Neilson was also booked at the end. They told me somebody had kicked Robbie from behind and that Robbie had turned and looked. Because of his movement he was yellow carded. “I don’t know what happened. I didn’t ask the referee and I didn’t make any comment to him.†Laszlo, who will be without Wallace and Zaliukas for next week’s derby with Hibs, admitted his players would have to cool it — but said he had no plans to fine any of them. He said: “After the game you have so many emotions, but I think we must show a little more balance. “It is not necessary for the referee to come into our dressing room. “The players were very aggressive. The dressing rooms here are very close and somebody pushed another. Then in came the referee and he gave the red card to Lee Wallace. “I am sorry about this. But he is a young player and he must learn. “Normally all the players have a discipline. But at the moment I’m not thinking about punishing these players.†Laszlo added: “There were a lot of funny things in the game. I thought that for most of the time we played 11 v 11 we had more ball control and tried to come back. “That is the most important thing for me.†Berra, who is interesting Rangers, Fulham, Bolton and Everton, could be entering his final days as a Hearts player. He said: “If somebody comes in and makes an offer the club can’t refuse, then I’m sure they will let me go. “I’m still working on my game but I’m not going to lie —— I have ambitions to go on to bigger and better things. “Hopefully, touch wood, it WILL happen one day. “But Hearts are a great club and as long as I’m here I’ll always give my all.

ALUKO MUST GO!

I hope he does a book signing in Glasgow so I can have a chance to vigorously shake my fist at him and call him a cad.