El Padre™

I did indeed, thank you for that.

I dont think Smith has the same dogged nature that Mackie has though, Smith seems to score all his goals from 30 yards whereas Mackie seems to be the poacher that we really need up alongside someone like Miller. All they need to do is get the right understanding between each other and they'll hopefully bang away 30+ between the two of them.

Darren Mackie will be the man for that job, mark my words. Look how well they linked for the second goal last night as the perfect example

I take it you didnt actually film that yourself simmy?

No but I'm sure he'll love me for that post

Skill, craft, vision, a great first touch and finally he's starting to put the ball in the back of the net. He's becoming the perfect target man and he's showing all the OF strikers how do it. He may not have as many goals as McDonald or Boyd, but by christ, he's got more ability. All credit to the two Jimmys for getting him back to being the player he was when we first tried to sign him, and thank fuck he's made me eat my words. Heres to you big fella. Keep it going next season

Its working now. I blame the influx of foreigners for this debacle.

I'm renewing. Football is as much about the lows as it is about the highs. If you can handle that then you'll never leave. Leaving games early is shocking btw Stoney, subway loyal-esque.

Not a hint of irony here!

A poet-warrior, in the classic sense.

You hurry up. Come back from that one, bitch.

My genius is unappreciated in my time. Once I'm dead you'll all be talking about this.

Stand Free, as free as the wind blows As free as the grass grows Stand Free and follow your heart Stand Free and beauty surrounds you The Dons still astound you Each time you look at a star Stand Free, where no walls divide you You're free as the roaring tide So there's no need to hide Stand Free, and life is worth living But only worth living 'cause you Stand Free (Stand Free, where no walls divide you) You're free as the roaring tide So there's no need to hide Stand Free, and life is worth living But only worth living 'cause you Stand Free

For once I wholeheartedly agree.

I'm outraged.

Has anyone got a scan of the letter that caused such offence?

West coast papers dont write about Aberdeen so this nonsense about having to put up with lies or whatever from them is ridiculous. This campaign is all very Follow Follow-esque and I thought we had more sense than to indulge in these kind of things.

I'll find you, and I'll shove you. Hard.

At what? Hanging out in the physios room and shagging mediocre pop singers?

I dont have to see the goods on offer before buying my season ticket. I'm a superfan. Dont be trying to change that to superfanny in a quote by the way, I'm onto the little tricks you kids play

We could probably pick out footage of Ricky Foster that makes him look the Scottish Tevez but lets face it, we know the truth!

On a positive note he's not Mark Burchill.