Harcus

Perhaps this would be more up your alley. I'm currently reading this. Distinctly average thus far.

Got absoluted bolloxed last night - a restaurant nearby shut down and left all the drink in the hands of a mate of mine! Just woke up. Watched the game in a Rangers pub in Cambridge, even the natives there were saying Lafferty was a disgrace. Fairly indignant about the next sending off though.

I thought Lafferty was booked for the original challenge.

Someone at the EE needs to do their homework (shocking, I know). Toronto are currently managed by Chris Cummins, of Watford fame. MoJo has moved into a director of fitba type role.

I think we're waiting a week until beginning negotiations - Colin's agent is a woman and she's got the painters in.

Aye, it's certainly appropriate to write of five years of work and an entire squad of youth players on the back of one thrashing. Hold on, I think I have a smiley here somewhere.

I hope JC doesn't brush him off because he's not from Holland.

Roll(er) on the end of the summer when these rumours can come to an end.

You'll need to get to the bookies before Saturday!

It's the oh so predictable use of the rollyeyes that gets on my tits.

Pished on a school night "big" chap?

Going on a year long mission to try to get yer hole? Keep us up to date!

I would imagine it's more a case of - Willie - "Haw Jim, that's Mickey Hart wanting a few extra hundred pound a week. Worth it?" Jim - "Eeeegghhhhhmmmmm, I eggghhhmmm dunno there Willie. I'm bound to pick up a good SPL right back from somewhere. How's that contract for Big Deke coming?" And here we are in the present, with Dicky Foster and Javan Vidal fighting over the position.

Sevilla never qualified through the InterToto - and no team ever went all the way from IT to UEFA winners - Bordeaux came closest in 1995 when they lost in the final. Newcastle actually did 'win' it in 2006, by getting furthest in the UEFA cup proper. Interesting Intertoto fact: The competition was started in the early sixties as a way to play competitive football in the summer - so that betting could continued year-round. UEFA only took over administration of the tournament in 1995. Source: Wikipedia

I'm fairly sure Newcastle 'won' it on one occasion.

It's not over yet. We have to hope Hearts and the Huns do us a favour against United, and hope we don't get horsed at Ibrox.

The only sensible solution would surely be to end Jimmy Calderwood's contract early?

Anyway, Aberdeen will no doubt find a way to let us down, probably on the final day of the season, so it`s all conjecture.

Of course, you're right MJ, all Dons fans deserve the chance of a Euro trip. However, I have no doubt for some it'll be a case of - 'Fat fucking useless tango hun Calderplank balloon buffoon orange bastard has fluked us into Europe again, we don't fucking deserve it. Magic though, a trip to Europe - anyone seen any cheap flights?'

I'd be interested to see how many of the vocal JMG would be all over a Euro trip like a dug eating chips.

yeah, cracking first half. Stuffing knocked out of Arsenal as soon as they went behind.

It`s entirely possible I might laugh my cock off if we were to finish third after the season we`ve had, and after all the JMG shite that`s happened. (Don`t get me wrong, I still wouldn`t be adverse to seeing him go in the summer regardless of what happens if a suitable replacement can be found, but third place would really piss off `JMG`) Of course, if we did do the unlikely and snatch third, it would have nothing to do with the players or manager, and would simply be because everyone else in the SPL is so awful, JMG, etc etc.

I thought the SFA wanted to change the rule but weren't allowed/missed the deadline to do it? Edit: http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=463567&&cc=5901 Further edit: http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com/uefacup/UEFA-Cup-revamped-and-rebranded.4535784.jp

We're gonna fucking do it Tam!