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You're right, the fucking paedo.

Is that where Dundee United's stand came from? What's the story there?

Pretty sure I read red cards can't be appealed in the Champions League.

No thanks, I've only got a pound left from from 140 budget!

Aye, watching it on ITV, refereeing the game, same thing?! Fash?

a bit of quality to what?

Righto. I see there is little point in arguing with you. You hate Langfield, got it. However, answer this. Do you think AFC are in a position to let a keeper on the fringes of the Scotland squad go? Also, who are these keepers that are better than him in the SPL? Bear in mind, you seem to hate Langfield on the basis that he's a cunt - that surely rules out Boruc and McGregor.

Right enough. Someone sign up as the Alford gang bang squad, see if you make it into the programme.

Do you have to prove your group is actually a team, or no? I think it's a good idea though.

Fuck me, you've got your blinkers on, haven't you? Did Langfield ride your wife, or what? I reckon he's near enough the best keeper we can afford, and certainly in the top three or four in the SPL. Would you have Bossu step in instead? Until recently Langfield was joint top for clean sheets in the SPL - what a fucking liability, eh? Aye, we all know he made a cunt of himself in Majorca (or wherever it was) but I think JC, JL, and everyone else has moved on (apart from you, apparently). Presumably, when Langfield was going mental celebrating during the European games, you were moaning about his attitude?

Spoken like a man who's never experienced the

Or a finger in her ring perhaps?

There'll be no kids on the way there, but might be one in the oven on the way back, fnarr fnarr.

I wid be all over that if my better half, in her infinite wisdom, hadn't decided Mac was the way to go for a computer. Now I have to go over to a Tim mate's house and watch the Celtic TV coverage.

Currently reading Roddy Doyle - The woman who walked into doors. Read the sequel first. Can't say I'm overly impressed by either. Recently finished a book about the trucking industry in North America. Got a big stack to read having been at a used book sale the other day.

I see Bobo Balde is finally out of contract. What an inspired move by O' Neill/Celtic giving that cunt a massive contract to sit in the stand.

Sorcery?

Think it's pretty shit the club are putting prices up at all in the face of the economy, falling attendances, often sub-standard product, and unrest over the future of Jimmy.

Thoughts to your family. Welcome aboard chief. Did you bring anything?

It's signings like Dorman and the relative success Levein has had in the lower leagues that makes ya angry that JC won't look beyond his comfort zone - yes, we know you're on the road watching premiership reserve games Jim, and you've had fantastic success bringing in trialists from Holland (what happened with Peter Colon, anyway?) but how about looking beyond those borders?

Not a ghoster, to be sure. Anyway, reserve league has been given a stay of execution for next season. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_prem/8016772.stm The more things change, the more they stay the same eh.

Wow, a full ten days before the game. That must be some kind of record. Anyway. In/Out/Shake it all about - Out Prediction - 2-1 Dons Pre match - Bed During Match - Watch it on the internet Post Match - Work

Thoughts to your family.

Christ, I would plough her till July.

Hadn't seen this on here. Also noted this great reaction.