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You forgot us coming back in to finally complete Gabriel Batistuta's dream move to Aberdeen. He retired 21 years ago, but would still be better than Ambrose

As much as I'd love some results to go the other way *cough-fuckthehunsandthetims*, here's my predictions:

That was a cracking game. A proper Roy Of The Rovers story, made particularly pleasing when PRicksen got sent off and we then scored the winner shortly after. Jamie Smith scored the winner IIRC?

When he signed, I thought we'd hired the bigger Chuckle Brother. His tombola team selection was frustrating as hell. But he did bring some wicked memories, particularly Copenhagen and Bayern Munich at Pittodrie. RIP Jimmy

Aye, Aaron Jones' vlog has a great angle, it was never in

Auckland 3-0 winners against Melbourne. Brilliant strike by May to open the scoring! Top o the league again for a couple of hours at least

Always going for the underdog ... until they face us

My picks for Saturdays games :

Booo. Outside the OF, there's no team I'd love to see lose to lower opposition (or ANY opposition) than Hearts. Fkn Huns without busfares

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't nervous about this one. I reckon it's gonna be too early for Gueye to make a telling impact. But I reckon we'll just squeeze it and score a couple in the final 10 minutes, leading to "Dons leave it late in cup win" headline: Elgin 1-3 Aberdeen - Keskinen, Jensen, Morris

I'm not one who gets to see the Dons live very often these days, so please educate me, chaps. Is it Thelin's zonal system that the team struggles with? I've seen talk of the first team being absolutely exhausted, maybe this is why? If so, then I can only assume JT is hunting for players who can play his specific style of football, and not many of what he inherited have shown an ability to do this. Happy to be educated otherwise

So that's Thelin's 12th consecutive game without a win. Putting that into perspective, McGhee was sacked after 1 win in 13 games. Was always gonna be a tough ask at Snake Mountain, but jesus wept ... beyond Doohan's countless saves and Jensen's nice wee run, we had nothing. Anything but a win against Elgin must surely put a huge question mark over Thelin

Apparently us, The Huns and both Edinburgh clubs are keen on taking Allan Campbell on loan from Luton Town

I really dunno what to expect at Snake Mountain. They like us are Jekyll & Hyde at the moment - i'm hoping we are the former whilst they are the latter. Thelin suggests its too early for Jensen, as he's at the tail-end of the Swedish off-season and will need a few weeks to come up to speed. They've got a few defenders out injured and their GK Buckland is out too. A chance for Topi to run hard and fast against a defensive line who aren't too familiar with each other?? I also quite fancy MacKenzie to chip in and show Sheffield Wednesday what he's capable of. 2-2, MacKenzie and Keskinen

Ah nah, I meant [Jack] MacKenzie