Reekie_Red

Hmmmmm. I'm undecided about Ross. We've had worse players turn up on our doors asking to train with us. I'm not that enthusiastic about him signing for us, but then I'm actually not too miffed either. Welcome aboard, Ross. Believe me, the fact that you're an ex-hun will not have an impact on your time here ... so long as you put in maximum effort for us.

Two of the best goals I've ever seen for the Dons. Why? Not just because they were clinical, unstoppable finishes ... but also because Jess calculated every single inch of the ball's trajectory before unleashing his strike. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByY0erq-pbU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjN1i8_eBKo

Corona - The Rhythm Of The Night

I take it the club said: "sorry Charlie. Yer nae getting in today. We cannae be arsed with yer shite. And you keep leaving pie crumbs all over the place". So Fat Ex-Postie has gone back to the office in a grump and said: "What am I gonna do for today's pay? Ross! Bring me your best fabricated load of shite you can think of ... nah that's shite, you can hae that one. Ah, David Preece you say? When's this one from? 2005? Ah fuckit, it'll do for my piece!" Absolutely nowhere in the whole article does McGhee state that being the Aberdeen manager is the toughest job he's ever had. EE in Daily Record-style non-shocker!

Diamond's back in December too, so that'll be the fifth new signing that we were promised two years ago.

The Derek Young one was priceless

Is this the same mythical bust-up involving Sone Aluko, Mark McGhee, a toaster, Stewart Milne's old wig and Gabriel Batistuta's hamster?

Nick Cave & the Bad Seed - Opium Tea

Gates are still shared in the cup competitions ... hence why the likes of Huntly and Forres act like they've won the lotto when they draw Rangers or Celtic away in the cups. But the home team gets all the gate revenue for league matches. This has pissed me off for a long long time now, as the travelling Red Army are one of the biggest travelling supports in the country. Whilst Pittodrie remains half-empty for many games, our travelling support keeps the other SPL teams in business!

Queen (ft David Bowie) ... or is it David Bowie ft Freddie Mercury? - Under Pressure

I reckon we should say publically "we're going to offer Ross the best contract he has ever had in his life". That's a sure-fire way to get Plymouth Argyle interested in signing him. And in true comedic fashion, we can swing our fists and say "darn it" when Plymouth swoop to sign him from under our noses. Sshhhhh. Don't tell Luggy that we don't care about Ross!

Soundgarden - Come Together

... and sure as huns are huns, Martin Bain goes and drops his tuppenceworth into the equation in today's paper.

If I remember rightly, there was a huge demonstration outside Parkhead back in 1994 where the club was hours away from going bankrupt. Of course, most Celtic fans won't know that becuase, despite being "life-long fans" and singing the line "if ye know yer history" every week, most of them wouldn't even know that there were five managers between Jock Stein and Tommy Burns. To most, Jock lead the Lisbon Lions ... and then everything magically transformed into the Tommy Burns years. I reckon we should start singing "where were you when you were shite?" at the gloryhunting plastic paddy wankers. But McGhee makes an interesting point. The last time I heard anything from Ibrox on playing in another league was when John McClelland was parading this idea around back in 2001 ... which famously lead to Keith Wyness brilliantly referring to the Old Firm as "two old ladies on Sauchiehall Street lifting their skirts for every league that walks by". Peter Lawell seems to make reference to this mythical league every second week. But I'm hearing nothing from Ibrox!

Future Sound Of London - Journey To The Centre

He wasn't flash in any way. But he was consistent, I'll give him that much. Dunno if I really want him back though. And it's not the "he's turned us down several times already" problem, cos Lee Miller turned us down three times prior to signing for us. Stevie Crawford counted four times before signing us!!! I just think there's youngsters who'd relish the chance to show what they can do in that position who would be far more committed to the cause than Maybury would be, and for a fraction of the wage.

What a way to say it from the heart ...

When me, Alfrom and jager went to Denmark for the Dons' preseason tour about nine years ago, we got lost on the way to Farum's ground. We walked completely in the wrong direction and found ourselves at what looked like an abandoned factory, and the sign on the factory wall said "Spünk". We took a photo of it with the idea of sending it in to Viz. Buggered if I can remember where that photo is. I always wondered what that factory made ... and now I know!

Echo & The Bunnymen - A Promise

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Ant & Dec - Shout (C'mon Let It Out)

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Agreed. Better off without Charlie Allan in the EE's team of reporters

Nirvana - Come As You Are