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[quote author= link=topic=7453.msg118916#msg118916 date=1234438870] You are kidding, right? To be fair, first quote was about Miller. Second quote was about Mackie.

9 wins from 14? Pah, pessimistic approach. Let's get 14 wins out of 14. Anything less, and the players aren't fit to wear the red jersey of Aberdeen. Seriously, though. I reckon we can do it ... by the following means: Hearts (a) - D United (h) - W Killie (h) - W St Mirren (a) - L Hamilton (h) - W Hibs (a) - D Motherwell (a) - W ICT (h) - W Celtic (a) - W Top 6 Games: Celtic (a) - D Hearts, (h) - W Rangers (a) - D United (a) - L whoever (h) - W (we always win our last game of the season, regardless of who it's against)

£20,000? That's fuckall! It's not exactly as if Motherwell haven't had very long to get used to the weather conditions that happen at Fir Park. The state of their pitch is not only putting matches in jeopardy, it is threatening injury to Mothwell's and any visiting team's players when they deem the surface "playable". When Inverness CT groundshared at Pittodrie, the Dons pumped most of that groundshare money into a huge redevelopment of the pitch and undersoil heating/drainage. Aberdeen's probably one of the worst cities in the SPL for snow and frost and that sorta shite. Yet when was the last time a match at Pittodrie was postponed due to the state of the pitch? Sure, Pittodrie's pitch isn't the smoothest playing surface in the country. But at least we put a sizeable amount of cash towards maintaining it and making sure that it is ready for its purpose: hosting professional football matches on a Saturday afternoon. Motherwell's pitch has been a disgrace for years. £20,000 is fuckall!

Being perfectly honest, he's not a bad squad player. Certainly for the pennies we're paying him, we'd struggle to get any better players. He is Dons daft, he's got a knack of scoring in very very crucial games, and he gets paid as much as a Green Final paperboy. We've had a lot more expensive players on Aberdeens books recently who've done a lot less than Oor Daz

Is that a signature on the top? Looks more like a bit of last night's mince

Said in a way that only Kelt can say

Fat Boy Slim - Right Here, Right Now (is that another double-score?!)

Perfect opportunity to flog him to Coventry for 600k

The White Stripes - I Fought Piranhas

600k for a "59 goals in 279 matches" striker? JC's dreaming. Mind you, if that's the way to sell your players for the highest price, then go for it! Hey, it worked for Hibs and Hearts in the past couple of seasons. Why not us? Although I reckon he should put a price of 1.6million on Mackie's head. Maybe that'll encourage the financial idiots like Man City to come sniffing, hehe

The Seahorses - Love Is The Law

Stone Roses - How Do You Sleep (awesome choon!!!!)

Dinnae reckon it'll work. As has been said before, they'll be there for a month or two. But a cold wet Wednesday vs Hamilton? Won't be too long til they're back in the shelter of the RDU

I'll say! It's only fair they get the lion's share of the prize money. They are, afterall, the winners & runners up. I'd like to see the breakdown for the season that Hearts finished 2nd. I'm pretty sure it'd be of the same ratio.

Nah. Sounds like something on your router. Is the router firewall on or off? What is the lease time on your DHCP server (another option within your router). If you can, try changing the lease time to "never"

Queen - Killer Queen

Don't think anybody here has pressed the panic button ... not in this thread, anyway! But the point about us "just turning up" is valid. That's why we've struggled all season against Hamilton, and is why we lost to Inverness and, more recently, Falkirk. The successful sides don't "just turn up". They take every single game seriously. Which is why you'll rarely see Celtic or Rangers lose more than 5 or 6 games in an entire season. They're focussed on beating all the teams below them. The big games tend to take care of themselves, but if you don't take care of the shite that's below you then you're always going to struggle to make a serious impact at the top end of the league. It's not something that Jimmy has caused. It's been evident at Aberdeen for over a decade and a half now ... see the likes of Skonta Riga, Stenhousemuir, Bohemians and the cup exit to QotS last season. I don't know what it is. But there's something that's existed at Aberdeen for fifteen years or so that has us believe that we are such a big club, we only need to turn up to the smaller grounds and we're guaranteed a win.

AC/DC - She's Got The Jack

Hae a lookey at http://www.portforward.com/english/routers/port_forwarding/Huawei/EchoLife-HG520s/EchoLife-HG520sindex.htm Talktalk does issue dynamic IP addresses to their customers. But your modem should be able to deal out static IP addresses locally (ie within yer household). With this in mind, depending on the way your modem handles port forwarding and access control, you might be able to statically assign IP addresses for your computer and your Xbox.

I heard it was Bolton who were looking at Diamond.

You should go into a Command Prompt (on Vista, I think it's Start > Programs > Accessories > Command Prompt). In here, type "ipconfig /all" (note the space). This will provide you with ALL the details relating to your computer and connection's ip addresses and DNS servers and all that shit. What router are you using, min? I'll hae a lookey for you and give you a guide on how to set up all said requests. I've just done some tweaking on my router to get my 360 to work properly on it. I've basically ended up setting my Xbox as an "exposed host" (oo-err) on my router, which means the router is applying no filters, no firewalls, no port blocking, etc. And now my 360 is loving XBoxLive. As for your IPv4 and IPv6, you're probably best to just stick with entering the details into IPv4. IPv6 is the new standard of IP addresses, but all ISPs still use IPv4 and will do so for a good number of years to come yet. I've never had to adjust my IPv6 settings at all yet. As I say, let me know the make and model of your router, and I'll get the correct settings written up for ya.

It is directed at him. Dinnae ken fit the confusion is about. We've played the huns. A new member suddenly registers for the site and uses his only two bullets (or posts as we call them in the deep south) to slate JC and talk about chuggin in his chicken surprise. I thought, rather than ban this prick, I would speak my mind to him. Didnae think it was too difficult to comprehend, really.

Diamond. Without a doubt, Diamond should wear the armband. He's shown he's mature enough, and is certainly vocal enough to lead the club.

I did read the rest. My post still stands.

According to The Scotsman, Severin has rejected a new deal and there will be no improved offer. He's never really been overly-happy with his stay at Pittodrie, in my opinion. He pondered long and hard before signing his last contract extension and, to be fair, he's hardly been captain-fantastic (throwing tantrums when Walker got the Bayern shirt that he wanted). When he's on-form, he's brilliant. But he suffers a bit from inconsistency. Mind you, I think there's something in the air at Aberdeen as just about every player that plays for the club suffers from inconsistency. Time for a new challenge for Seve, I think. So, replacements? http://sport.scotsman.com/football/Severin-poised-for-Dons-exit.4915041.jp