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I mind watching the news when Duncan Ferguson got arrested for headbutting an Arab. Some numpty in the background sang this to him as he got lead to the paddywagon. Had a wee chuckle at that!

Does this fucker have to play for EVERY team we come up against in the cups?

Metallica - Of Wolf And Man

Only managed to see the Rangers game on the tele, plus the highlights of the other two games. But from what I've seen, Mulgrew looks like a priceless capture. Pretty sturdy as well, as he doesn't seem to get knocked over very easily! And a footballer who can play with BOTH feet? Well, I never thought I'd see another Aberdeen player with this ability. Some of them (Mackie) can't play with either the left OR the right, nevermind BOTH!

Langfield for me. He was back to his clang-field worst again, I'm afraid. That touch he took from the pass from the corner was suicidal. He's just lucky there wasn't any huns snooping around upfront! Too many balls he opted to punch it out rather than catch it!

Specials - Too Much Too Young

Wanna bet, Jimmy? Remember, you let half the team go at the end of last season. But you only replaced half of them. And you've STILL not replaced the right-back you sold in January or the centre-half you lost last summer.

Jimmy Sommerville - You Make Me Feel

Nah, he'll never return to an SPL club that's not Aberdeen. So yeah, pretty high chance of seeing him play for Killie or Falkirk then

I know

Wouldn't it be awesome if Calderwood actually did say this sorta stuff in interviews. I'd love to read the articles about him then. Certainly better than the shite he comes out with just now

Is this Penis and McMoist presenting a kid with Durrant's fucked leg?

We should be so fuckin lucky! Might have a chance of actually fielding some REAL strikers if this pair are crocked!

Fuckin right! Get the venom back intae this fixture. Thank fuck Keith Wyness' plan to have Rangers and Aberdeen fans sitting next to each other at Pittodrie fell on deaf ears. I still mind a game about a decade ago where Eoin Jess and (I think) Amoruso got booked at the centre-circle just before kickoff by the ref ... a tactic by the ref to get the two then-captains to calm everything down. I miss the venom. In an attempt at rekindling it, here's some photos to get the blood boiling: (Fucktard of the highest order) (He puts the HATE in Hateley) (hit him fuckin harder than that, Darren! His knees are already fucked!!) (... and this fuckin idiot Terry Warlock can fuck off too!) (... because only one career was fucked from that day onwards, Ian!) (shoot both of these pricks for a start!) (OMG! Gazza and Durrant together on a boat?? Where's the fuckin torpedos when you need them?!) Bring on the tabloids quoting me! I care as much for these tabloid scrotums as I do for all the above "people". Bring the venom back!

Are you using IE7? If so, did the magnifier at the bottom right of your IE browser increase itself automatically to 400%?

Can anyone who's here at the moment try jumping into the chat room? I want to see how it runs with a larger number of people using it simultaneously www.thedandies.co.uk/messageboard/chat

That'll be another game without Aberdeen goals then

Mate, see Severin in defence, Clark at left-back, Foster everywhere except goals, Nicholson on the wing ... and Mackie on the park. JC's got a habit of playing players where they don't normally play.

I'm half in agreement with this article. I say half because, whilst clear wastes of space like Mackie really are still here after nine years ... and STILL punting the ball over the crossbar from point-blank range ... I think we need to be fair on this Dons team. Half of them haven't played together before, whereas ICT are a very settled side with little squad movement over the summer. This was the first full competitive match many of these players have played together. Yes they are all professional footballers (with the exception of Mackie who is not a footballer!!), but it takes a few games for the players to start understanding and learning how each other tends to play and who tends to stray into what areas of the park. Our immense back line of two years ago, for example, included Anderson, Diamond and Hart. That's three players who have come through the ranks of Aberdeen FC. They've played in the same team for years. They have played and trained alongside each other for many many years. Kerr & McDonald met about a month ago! My verdict on the new team will wait until we've played the first month of fixtures. Then I think they will have few excuses. Mackie, however, ran out of excuses years ago.

Yep, it's definitely a facility I want to make permanent. I think I'm almost convinced that this will be the chatroom that I'll be incorporating into the site. Now I just need to "reel it in" so that it looks like DonsTalk ... and not just a red coloured chatroom.

Alright. Try logging out of chat and then going back in again

OK. Just gonna tweak a couple of things on the chatroom

I have a wee treat and a wee favour to ask of anyone who's staying on DT for the game. I'm testing a new live chat facility. If you like, could you try it out by going to www.thedandies.co.uk/messageboard/chat If you would like a shot now, it should be open for business at the above link. Let me know what you think.

Novo still attacked Duff's shin from a 90degree angle. Unless your leg is completely flat on the ground, that sort of tackle is gonna do some damage.

I'm not sure that Murray's too concerned about selling to net the 12million. I think he's more concerned about the fact that the club has built up a big squad so that they would not be exhausted due to too many games in all the different competitions. I know Murray is hoping to bring the player-pool down from 26 to 20. Maybe just cutting someone like Gow off the wagebill will effectively save him about a million.