Reekie_Red

Okay ST. I bet a cool fiver (sterling) that JC is out of the Pittodrie hotseat by Christmas Day

Aye, all the best Stevie. In many a Morayshire man, your playing days earned you the nickname Pele. And your managerial days may well have been blessed with such brilliance, providing you hadn't taken arguably the hardest job in the Scottish leagues ... a club with the demands of the Old Firm, but with the money of Inverurie Locos. He's not the first ... and certainly will not be the last Aberdeen manager to depart in shameful circumstances. I foresee your predecessor being bundled into that boot in less than two months ... although with his size, it may need to be a transit van rather than a car boot.

It's not just any side, bobo. It's Hibs ... you know, Scotland's only team capable of playing "total" football. To be honest, I'd rather this match was at Fester Road, cos we seem to have a better record there over the past 7 or 8 years.

That's enough to get anyone pissing themselves with laughter.

I give him 14 minutes before Jackie "Superstar" McNamara sneezes in Smith's general direction, causing him to pull his groin/thigh/calf/cock and be out until Christmas.

I'm with you there, BB. When Preece arrived, he was a crock of shit. When he left, many of us had warmed to him because he developed into a handy keeper. When Clangfield arrived, NONE of us were happy. Yet, a couple of years on and he produced one of the best goalkeeping displays we've seen from an Aberdeen goalkeeper for many a moon to keep Dnipro at bay. There's no doubt that he's been given absolute shite to work with over the years. However, Bandy Jim has managed to polish a few turds along the way ... given time. Sandy, though? He's done fuckall. I'd rather see someone like Scott Booth, Duncan Shearer or Craig Brewster hired as a striker coach

Still a cock though. I met him in some (cough) wine bar off Golden Square a few years ago. Arrogant piece of crap of the second-highest order. The article itself, though, is pretty much exactly how I feel. Why do we have to give him til Xmas? What's the point in that. We've been cursing Calderwood since February. Since then, we gutlessly got dumped out of the Scottish Cup, League Cup (twice), scraped into top six on the final day before the split. He also said "we need at least ten new players to be able to compete next season". He's still only on nine so, by his own estimations, he's working with a smaller and weaker squad than last year. In his favour ... he has stabilised us. No more guaranteed thrashings from the ugly sisters. And some of the players he's signed have been of a high standard - Severin, Nicholson, Mulgrew, Miller, Brewster, Jamie Smith, Aluko, Ferne Snoyle, Noel Whelan ... If these guys were our team, I don't think any of us would complain at all. However, one of the most irritating things is that he then goes out and gives the likes of Maguire and Foster new lucrative contracts, and then signs shite like Bus, Mair, Duff, Soutar, Bossu and Hodgkiss (a player he didn't even know existed until the loan contract was finalised!). JC has been below par for a lot longer than just six matches. He's been below par since he signed his new contract. He has taken Aberdeen as far as he can. Thankyou Jimmy for bringing a bit of respectability back to Aberdeen Football Club. For that, I take my hat off to you. Now, though, we want more. You are not the man to give us more. Therefore, your time is up.

WTF? Keevins at his best, as per usual. Where in this article does Jimmy say he's despised because he's Glaswegian? When have we ever said that? We despise him because of his crazy tactical choices. We despise him because he'd rather give chances to the guys who are a little bit way and a little bit wow in the dressing room, rather than favouring the guys who have genuine talent. We despise him because of his decision to play an untested keeper in a cup match against one of the SPL's form teams. Incase it had escaped Keevins, the most successful Aberdeen manager of all time is proud to call himself a Govan loon. Wisen the fuck up, Keevins. We couldn't give a fuck where a player or manager is from ... so long as they give their all for Aberdeen.

I see a worrying trend. The more illegible your signature, the worse a keeper you are. There's no fuckin way any of those three signatures say either Bossu, Soutar or Esson. That last signature of Esson's actually looks more like a first-draft Rofaroo.

KLF - What Time Is Love

Thats because we are Aberdeen, not some other shit. :clap: :clap: Right on! I don't think the club quite understand the fans' standpoint. We have been Scotland's third biggest club for many many years now. We have had to sit and watch whilst we get overtaken in those stakes by Hearts. Not to mention losing to teams like Hamilton, Queen of the South, Inverness and Killie. I don't care who was the better team on the day. I don't care that Killie have a stable, established squad. They're Killie, FFS!! We should be beating shite like this, not scrounging around for excuses as to why they beat us. Why should we be beating shite like this? Because we're Aberdeen! We've got the biggest catchment area of pretty much any SPL side. We should be filling Pittodrie! Eleven thousand fans for a weekend match against United ... one of our fiercest rivals. That is absolutely shite!! Against any team that we have a bit of rivalry with, we should be attracting 14000 fans at least. The fans are bored. They've had enough. Even the hardcore Dons fans are starting to get bored. When the hardcore fans start to drift, it's time to start changing things.

That's because Ebbe shouldered a hell of a lot of the blame for the shit results. The thrashings at Porkheid were inexplicable. But at least he turned around and said "I didn't prepare the lads" or whatever. The difference now is, JC never ever ever takes responsibility, despite the fact that it is he who decides to leave Lovell on the bench so that he can give Bebo a runout, or he decides to shove one of our most influential midfielders into defence, or runs with a formation that is so unbalanced that any shite team from Division Two can skip past us in the cup cos we've got too many strikers and not enough defenders.

I ain't going nowhere, mate. I signed a 3 year contract just months ago. Hence, I can do what ever I fuckin want to this piece of shit site ... err I mean, we dominated possession in the first four seconds of the match.

Or worse ... 12 years of playing random formations like 2-2-6 and 1-1-8 with teams of players who don't have the skill to play anything outside 4-4-2. Or 12 years of route-one football. 12 years of tombolas. 12 years of moulding your team around unskillful amateurs who are fun in the dressing room.

I wasn't. I rock back and forth insanely whenever I hear the name Roy Aitken

It's not the fact that we've only played six games. It's the fact that we've only picked up seven points from those six games, despite already playing most of the shite teams. Now we're into a run of games that'll see us up against Celtic, Hearts, Hibs and Killie before October is out.

Because Roy Aitken and Willie Miller were a winning combination for us!

Pitty you can't rise to the occasion that is Hamilton, or Inverness or Dundee United. I've given JC plenty of chances over the years, but enough is enough. Charlie Allan talks of giving him til Christmas. At this rate, we will be well and truly out of all competitions by Christmas and facing a struggle to make the top six. Sorry JC, your time is up NOW! Time to get someone in who can bring stability to this squad. Someone who can say "okay lads, 4-4-2 again today. Seve, I'm sticking you in midfield, seeing as you were hired as a midfielder".

The Gap Band - Oops Up Side Your Head

Try three, mate! True. But all three of those chances you ballooned miles over the bar. Doing it once in a match is easy to do. Doing it a second time, we might forgive you. A third time? You're just taking the piss!! I wouldn't mind if ONE of those shots actually hit the target. Not even scored ... just hit the target so the keeper actually had to do some work.

POD - Alive

Basically, ANY clips filmed either inside Pittodrie or of the actual Dons themselves is illegal. Filming the Red Army at Pittodrie for example is illegal, because Pittodrie is part of Aberdeen's "product". However, filming the Red Army singing at Tannadice, for example, is okay as neither the fans NOR Tannadice are governed by the AFC copyright rules.

Pink Floyd - Keep Talking

Diamond by a country mile. Kerr was okay. Apart from that, shite from everybody else.

Because there are never any TV cameras at Pittodrie?! There's something called RedTV that's been running for 3 seasons now, min! Get with the times.