Reekie_Red

Simple answer really. Our performances have gone downhill since ... well, since Copenhagen. But in actual fact, it's since JC and his band of merry men signed their new contracts. Those contracts were signed on the understanding that if everything went pearshaped this season, he and his men would not be held accountable. So, basically, he doesn't have to give a shit about the team. Regardless of where we end up in all competitions, he will be here next season. But I think Wiggy may think otherwise if the fans start deserting the team in their thousands over the next few weeks. Normally the final few matches are the busiest crowd-wise. I think this season will be different. I believe February will see an end to our SPL and UEFA Challenges, and March will see an end to our Scottish Cup campaign. If these all happen, the fans WILL turn!

United and Rangers in the same stadium in the final??? Might as well blow the fucker up and make the SPL a happier ... and cleaner place!

I ticked the "end of season" option. Unfortunately he has a clause in his contract basically removing the chance of him being fired if everything goes wrong this season. So, basically, he's got nothing to play for this season. There's no reason why he should continue to push his side this season, because he's got a job regardless of the final results come May. Which sucks!!!!! Because ever since he signed his new contract, we've been gash!

Was it that bad? I mind Andy Goram rubbing his erse at the Dons fans once.

Walker's ineligible to play on Tuesday anyway. He wasn't a Dons player when the original match was supposed to go ahead. This is the very reason Brechin got dumped out of the Scottish Cup.

League: 3rd (Murderwell and You Shite Head are gonna freefall in the next two months) CIS Cup: Winners Scottish Cup: Semis UEFA Cup: Last 16 (2-0 at Pittodrie, but we'll lose 3-1 in Munich and go thru on away goals)

TBH has Lovell ever been in-favour with Jimmy? Let's face it, he's never really been given a decent crack of the whip.

I don't quite get what you mean, mate! Explain

I was excited when I heard of Hammell originally wanting to move to us. Despite the fact he's done jack shit down in ... wherever it was. Was it Luton? No. Swindon? Where the hell did he go again? Anyway, I'd still have him in a Dons shirt. Quality defender, imho! Easily a step up from Hart

Of course! But even my good friends Terrence, William and Godfrey don't know what a Habbo is. I asked them when we shared a spa the other day.

Hmmmm. Deano was kinda on the verge of being this sort of player. He was more of a scrapper. He kicked and tugged his way into the box. Shearer just bulldozed everyone out of his way. And Deano was played in midfield way too often for my liking. But it was awesome when, with 4 minutes left, we could go to our subs bench and both Deano and Big Dunc were sitting there. You could pretty much guarantee that, if either of these two were chucked onto the field, we'd either get an equaliser or a winner.

Get a grip, min. This is the Scottish Polis yer talkin about!

Is that a kind way of saying "Hearts are a right load of pish"?

... and just as we begun to realise what sorta damage Di Rocco could do, he was gone as quickly as he arrived. Seriously, there's nae been anyone like Shearer since the big redheaded man himself. I mean, every shot was on target. It was up to the skills of the goalkeeper to decide whether it went in or not. Compare that to todays Aberdeen strikers where one in 6 or 7 shots is on-target. Old or not, I still reckon Hartson would do a bloody good job with us. None of this itchy-bitchy scratchy scratchy shite that Miller uses against Berra. I would much rather the opposition defenders KNEW our strikers were there by wearing a few bruises.

Like his "copper mate" is gonna tell him where the roadblocks are being set up!! These roadblocks are decided upon on the same day as they are setup. And why the fuck would a Lothian Polis enforcement be set up on Tayside? Thick as mince!!!! But then, why on earth would any You Shite Head fans start 'thinking'? I mean, evolution hasn't really been Dundee's best friend.

Half-empty attitude, min! To belittle the UEFA Cup and SPL because we ain't gonna win it is ridiculous. If that's the case, the UEFA Cup might as well start at the last 16 ... cos the previous rounds are just a waste of time. And the SPL? Might as well have a one-off match at the beginning of the season between Rangers and Celtic, where the winner gets that season's title. There's a hell of a lot more to a competition than just winning it! Celtic are in the Champions League. Who the hell thinks they are honestly going to win it this side of the year 4000??? But at least they're there!!!! Just like we are in the last 32 of the UEFA Cup. Hell, a few years ago I wouldn't have given 32-1 odds of us winning the CIS Cup, nevermind the UEFA Cup! But hey, those are now our odds!!!! And the SPL? Whilst the league title may be ever so slightly out of our grasp this season, who's to say we cannot get third place and have another season full of glorious trips to Madrid and Munich?? Look again at your beer glass, min. It's actually half-full if you look at it from our perspective!!

It's nae like any football gets played on the Tynecastle pitch these days anyway!!

Trying to think of the last striker we had who had a bullyish physical presence about them. And no I ain't talking about the cat scratches that Berra got from Lee Miller. I'm talking about a no-nonsense striker who does one job and one job good ... smashing his way into the box and taking a few bruises in the process. Am I seriously looking all the way back to Big Dunc? Surely we must've had this sorta striker since then?!

Jess hung up his boots two years ago, didn't he? He belongs in the North-East, and it's only a matter of time before he returns tae "Grumpian".

Aww jeez min. Get wi' the times. Talk aboot finger on the pulse! Or not as the case may be! Been livin under a rock for a whiley, min?? Abiddy kens fit a habbo is. ... a little help here? Fit the fuck is a Habbo? I see adverts for it all the time. Fit the fuck is a Habbo?

I reckon the bus operators should crack down harsh. They're pretty quick to clamp down on people lighting up on public buses. And they can be pretty friggin scary too when telling someone to put their fags out. Same should apply for roudy fans who have sneaked booze onto the buses. Sure, the odd tinny quietly is no problem. But when you get idiots jumping around the bus and causing concern to the driver, he should have the balls to tell that supporters club that there will be a fine involved if the driver needs to get involved.

No doubt it'll be announced that Mackie is back in action after his long layoff, which the management always say is "as good as a new signing"

I'd rather we had too much football than too little. Despite all the "glitter on a turd" comments, we're still in with a shout in ALL the competitions that we were in at the start of the season. How many clubs in Scotland can say that?

Who chooses the fans' rep anyway? I mean, I've nae seen any of the reps since Alan Duncan was the rep. But I didn't meet a single person who liked Alan Duncan. Only decent thing he did was gie us a crackin song to sing when he and Keith Wyness were almost cuddling each other in the promo to have huns and reds mingling in the same stand! "Who's that sitting at Pittodrie? Who's that sittin on the floor Looks like Alan Duncan tae me, with Keith Wyness on his knee Oh Claire won't be getting it any more!" Fans' reps are consistently wankers who couldnae gie a flying fuck what the fans think. Only one I ever knew who gave a toss was Chris Gavin.

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