Tyrant

You can get BT Sport on the Sky platform although I tried to find the cost online and I had no luck. Can't be arsed phoning Sky to ask.

This is actually a big game already. I'm nae going doon for it but really hoping we grind out a result. Just need some of our Fir Park cup form for the league!

Music to my ears.

Why are they looking to punt these players? Is there some of the story that we've maybe not heard? They're looking at other players and offering trials/contracts so wouldn't have thought it be purely a money issue. These players wouldn't exactly be on fortunes anyway.

I think so. It's an early KO mind.

I've got nae chunce of getting to Balmoor by 6 imorn.

He was though. Most morons in the stand went mental. I screamed sumo at him about as loudly as anyone but I knew there was a chance he could shut us up and he did. If you give it out you've got to take it back. I, personally, have no problem with the celebration, but to say he wasn't winding up the fans is wrong. What I had more of a fucking problem with was when he tried to plant his fucking elbow on Russell Anderson's face. The filthy hun cunt.

It's a bit early in the season to be hoping for burn out is it nae?

Fuckin BOOOOOOO!

At least he's closer to his family. Watch the cunt play every game and an injury free season.

Magennis. He shouldn't be starting for AFC football club.

Even my sister who has next to no interest in football but happens to have tagged along to a couple of games in the 90s will fondly recall shouts of "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!" from Theo at Starks Park.

A legend indeed. Him and Eoin Jess were my favourite players back then. Although Theo could be a bit of a grumpy cnut at times. He went mental at us once at Season Park and on another occasion he refused to sign my football boot saying he wouldn't sign "silly thing" after Eoin had just signed it. What a player though. To think that there's even a slight doubt that he's not the best keeper we've ever had is incredible and says a lot about big Jim.

Yaaasss!! Works in FF Fox. NTDIG

No it's nae Why are you trying to mentally break me, Nellie?

But Celtic have £17.5m burning a hole in their tattie sack.

Well you seem to have missed my point. I'd feel safer playing against Suarez than against proper thugs such has Henry and Barton.

Nah. You, sir, have been listing to the hype machine. Karl Henry and to a lesser extent Joey Barton are genuine filthy cunts. Thugs. They have both tried their best to inflict serious injury upon fellow pros and have succeeded in some cases. Battering teenagers in the street and breaking the legs of fellow players, in my opinion, is lower than a half-hearted bite. The player is worth more than £40m to Liverpool. Suspensions or not. Fair play to them I say.

FFS sake Nellie.

I am perplexed, Kow. Perplexed that Arsenal are suddenly going after ready-made players that cost money. That's not been their style. Why any team wouldn't want Suarez is beyond me. Why yous can't figure that out is beyond me too. Aye ok, there's a mean streak to him that will see him pick up suspensions now and again but for the love of fuck, what a player the man is. I'm absolutely gutted that he wants to go to Arsenal also delighted that Liverpool aren't letting themselves get bent over just because the player wants to leave and are holding out for a value that suits them as they are entitled to do. And I can see their logic. Cavani just went for £55m. He isn't a better player than Suarez. Suarez is worth the same (if not more) to Liverpool was when Torres left and he went for £50m. If any club really wants him they'll have to break the bank. Even with £50m in their hipper Liverpool would not be able to find a replacement of anywhere near the same ability. I hope this helps yous understand why clubs want him.

Flood was shite in the first two friendlies. Gave the ball away a lot. Not sure how he did in Ireland or last night.

That fucking baby has driven me from Facebook for the time being. I cannot fathom why I'm seeing genuine excitement from random folk. Some are Huns, granted, but many are not!

Why did they invade the pitch? Seems a bit odd at a random pre season game? And what were they chanting about Rigby?

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