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As I'm sure they'll do for Fraser. Fraser to get binned early on and put out the game and us to lose by 2 or 3 clear goals. At least one of them, probably the first one thanks to Clangfield.

Calm yer fuckin knickers, folks. It's been sorted. I'd suggest some sort of captcha type thing for signing up so that bots can't sign up and spam us.

Will Smith is an amazing actor. True story.

Just glad to have bagged the 3 points.

I'd still like to see Commons drop dead sustain a slight injury to keep him out of contention for our game.

Joking aside it's a piss take.

Hope Mulgrew tires himself out and gets torn a new arsehole on Saturday.

Must be a good mate! Can't have been cheap going all the way over there for a wedding! How did you get fleeced?

You'll see Big Ben from the London eye so two birds wi' one stone. The Palace is shite. Unless you like big black... gates? Then again I've no time for anything royal. I only went because on my way to Munich we had time to kill at the train station and that was the nearest sight.

Romanov puts £50m price tag on club. Consortium offers £400k. Really?

That sounds mildly xenophobic, MBT. Shocking.

One of my biggest fears since day one of Donstalk is that I knew it would all end up in genocide at some point. I'm just surprised it took this long. I am, however, not surprised that Mizer is involved and probably solely to blame.

ESPN.

No we're always getting spouted that same shite when we sign a Thor Christiansen or a Dyron Daal.

Why do clubs fear rivalry?

That's because he's Scottish. I don't know if they all want him to try and use an English accent instead. But I would've thought winning a medal for "Team GB" would have sent him up in the estimations of the xenophobic English.

How about Commons? We're the only lot that he bothers to turn up against.

And most of it stems from the "Anyone but England" joke he made a few years back. But I still think in general he got a decent support. I've got to fucking get myself to one of these events. If I get to the end without getting thrown out it'll be a miracle.

I don't understand this? He's been as bad as he's ever been for us. I can't think of a single save he's made that another mediocre keeper wouldn't have made.

2 of the biggest games in a decade coming up. We could really use Niall's goals.

I didn't notice the crowd being any more pro Fed than they are at Wimbledon. Murray got booed when he changed his racket on set point for Fed. The media are blowing this way out of proportion. There's always been the "anti-Jock" agenda from some of the guffy pricks but no more than usual.

Just telling it like it is, min. There's not been an atmosphere at Pittodrie for years. And singing? Singing is non-existent!

It's 6 and half a dozen, mate. Whereever you go there'll be nae atmosphere. My personal preference is the South Stand because I prefer the view.

I allowed myself optimism for watching the tennis last night. Never again.