Tyrant

In/Oot: Oot. Prematcher: Skulking aboot my home killing time before kick off. Might head to thon ridiculously over priced "European" Market that shuts down Union Terrace every so often. Match: In ma living room. Postmatcher: Might head to the Cove Rangers game. Prediction: Tims by 2 clear goals.

So folk are still generalising to ridiculous extents then. I drive an Impreza but I always drive carefully and don't exceed the speed limit more than anyone else. The amount of times I get neds trying to draw me into a race is ridiculous. Then they go flying off ahead of me and I stay happily on the inside lane. So get it up ye. I don't "drive like an imbecile on public roads". Another fact that most people overlook when looking down on Imprezas is that the average fucking ned just can't afford to own/run one. Hence the vast majority of Impreza drivers are oil workers. Especially on the owners club forums anyway. It's ignorance more than anything else. The same reason that people are racist etc.

Call what IQ reducers?

I reckon it's about A4. [/MBT style "joke"]

What happened to the deal "until Xmas"? Ach I'm sure it will turn out to be a good signing by AFC. One more defender at least please!

If Britain wasn't so full of useless young cunts then we might have a few more golds on the board.

What worries me is that they refer to him as a "defender".

Agree pretty much completely. So far I've thoroughly enjoyed watching the games. Some more than others obviously but some much more than I thought I would. Anything horsey I can't really be arsed with. Not a fuck has ever been given by me towards Zara Philips and the rest of them. I've always enjoyed watching gymnastics and have a huge amount of respect for the athletes because of how difficult some of those events must be. Swimming, Rowing and Cycling are some events that to my surprise I've thoroughly enjoyed watching. The women's road race was absolutely gripping. I was watching it with my Dad who obviously wanted the Dutch lassie to win and the 3 leaders made it an amazing spectacle. Other sports such as Hockey, Volleyball and Handball I've also really enjoyed watching as I expected I would. I don't see what the problem is with only watching them every 4 years. If they were on more regularly I might watch them more but at the end of the day the Olympic games is the pinnacle for sports like this. With football that's not really the case so they should probably get Olympic Football tae fuck.

The Tyrant? Am I in liquidation? Not as yet. Hunners of folk wanting me to swap for their buckets of shite. Had a few cheeky(ish) offers but I've been standing quite firm on the price. One boy was all set to come up from Falkirk and buy it but cancelled at the last minute with some horrendous excuse. Why folk canna just say "Actually I've decided against it" I dinna ken but there you go.

Dumb huns.

That time would be better spent taking pics and posting them on Donstalk of the bird you've managed to convince to let you stay with her.

I can't stand women's football. Awful, awful stuff. MBT, as a resident of the USA's bible belt I give you the wise words of one Homer J Simpson:

2nd? Have a day off! No team with Josh at full back is going to finish 2nd. 2 good defensive signings and we'll maybe make 4th. Hearts, Celtic and probably Dundee United will all finish above us I reckon.

As long as none of you horrible Dons fans trash the place again. I was shocked to read in a reputable newspaper that Aberdeen fans behaved like animals and destroyed the pub and I have no doubt there was some violence towards innocent children and disabled fans in wheelchairs too. And probably copious amounts of homophobia and racism. [/made up hun media pish]

Oldco still exists though. It hasn't been liquidated yet.

Sillet's just off of Hutcheon Street.

There's senior England players that don't sing the anthem. You don't think "They hate England - they're cunts!" You think "They don't feel like signing their anthem - They're cunts!".

It's a lot of fucking mock outrage nonsense. Fuck them.

Indeed.

Saturday lunchtime.

Renewed yesterday. The boy behind the counter was a farce of a kid. Looked aboot 12. And COULD NOT comprehend how to spell anything. And trying to tell him was like pulling teeth. Anyway. He said that Ross County tickets weren't selling better than average. That was kinda disappointing. Got my Man Utd ticket but hinna decided if I'm going.

Scared of getting shot. Was that nae obvious? If I'm in a cinema and some nut comes in shooting at a' cunt and I can shoot him before he gets to his next victim me then by having this gun I'd maybe have managed to save some lives in this scenario. That said banning them entirely is of course a good thing. But if nuts want to shoot folk they'll acquire the means to do some somehow some way. Anyway. 5 weeks until I'm back in The U.S of A. Going to a hand gun range. Looking forward to that tbh be honest. I hate the idea of hunting animals but I can see why people enjoy using shooting ranges.

Like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biW2i9yK-10

TBF be fair I don't blame people for being scared into buying a little bit of protection.